Rogueport (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

Cortez's ship pulled in to the docks of Rogueport while Luigi and Riku were at the docks and noticed the skull pirate. "What in the...?" Riku wondered.

"Well, if there's one thing I won't do, is that I'll never go back to that island ever again." Flavio said as he ran off.

"He has a good idea for once." Sora said as they all nodded.

"Hey, if you ever need to go back to Keelhaul Key, just say the word, amigo!" Cortez said as they nodded and hopped off.

"Bro, why were you on that ship with a talking floating skull head?" Luigi asked as they walked up to him.

"It's a long story." Mario said as they looked at a green Amazee Dayzee walking up to them. "What's with the Amazee Dayzee?" He asked.

"Longer story." Riku told him. "It sorta went like this." He began to tell the story.

Traverse Town (Kingdom Hearts)

They entered Jazzafrazz Town from the boat a sthey got off of it. "So, I wonder what's going on here." Luigi said as they walked around.

"Hopefully not another race..." Riku muttered, still wondering how the hell they lived through that explosion from the Bob-omb.

"I'm still waiting for the money." Torque said.

"And you will get it, just RELAX." Blooey said as they walked around.

"We still need two people for this play!" a voice said as they turned to see an Amazee Dayzee.

Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)

"Let's see...who's signed up again..." He said as he checked the list. "Natsu Dragneel, Happy, Lucy Heartfilia, Wendy Marvell, Carla, Erza Scarlet and Gray Fullbuster. We still need two more."

"What's the play about?" Luigi asked from behind.

"Well if you must know, then it's about a damsel in distress and her sister being held hostage by a fiery dragon and a female knight. These guys then come in and save the day and defeat the knight and dragon." The Amazee Dayzee said.

"What are the two spots open for?" Riku asked.

"A knight in shining armor...and grass." He said.

Riku and Luigi looked at each other, glaring at each other as they both made a fist, electricity shot out of their eyes. "Are they doing what I think they're doing?" Jerry asked.

Riku and Luigi both shook their fists and did the good ol' "Rock, Paper, Scissors". "They are." Blooey said.

Riku had paper...and Luigi had rock. "Beat ya." He smirked, as Luigi's eye twitched. "I'll be taking the knight in shining armor and Luigi will be the piece of grass." Riku smiled.

"Alright then!" He said as he wrote it down.

"I hate you right now..." Luigi muttered as Riku chuckled.

Later...

"So, you're Riku." A voice said as he turned to see Gray walking up to him. "The name's Gray." He said.

"Nice to meet you." Riku said as he shook hands with him while a guy in red hair in a Dragon outfit walked by.

"Nice outfit, Natsu." Gray said.

"It's a little TOO tight, why did you order medium size?" He asked.

"I thought you'd fit perfectly in it, I guess I was wrong." He chuckled as Natsu glared at him.

"Oh, I am going to burn you so bad out there." Natsu said.

"Bring it, fire breath." Gray said as Natsu walked away.

Luigi put on the piece of grass outfit with an annoyed expression. "This can't be happening." He muttered.

"Hey, you look nice." A voice said as Luigi turned to see a little girl.

"Who are you?" He asked.

"I'm Wendy." She smiled. "And you are?"

"Luigi, the reluctant piece of grass." He said as Wendy raised an eyebrow.

"Okay...? Well, see you out there!" She smiled and ran off.

A little while later...

"Alright, let's get this play going!" Hayzee exclaimed as there were tons of people in the audience, including Blooey, Jerry and Torque while everyone looked at Blooey curiously.

"WILL YOU STOP STARING AT THIS CRISPY BLOOPER?!" Blooey yelled, as they all turned back to the stage.

The curtains rolled, a castle was right there, Natsu was flying around from a rope, while a female knight known as Erza was standing right there, Wendy and Lucy were calling for help...and Luigi was sitting down as a piece of grass near the castle.

"Hmph, let's see if those boys are brave enough to take me and my pet dragon on." Erza said...and then she made eye contact with the audience, as her eyes widened and sweatdropped. Crap... she thought.

Riku, Gray, Happy and Carla walked in on the scene as Riku summoned Way to the Dawn while Gray just pulled out a fake sword. "We have come to destroy you and your dragon." Happy said.

Erza didn't say anything as everyone but Riku and Luigi sweatdropped at this. She didn't tell me she has stage fright. Hayzen thought.

Improv coming in three, two, one... Lucy thought.

"So, you guys were brave enough to enter this awesome looking castle, eh? It makes me wonder though, how is that blue cat and white cat talking?" Erza asked.

That's not in the script! Hayzee thought.

"We gave them potions so we can understand what they're saying." Gray replied.

"Yeah, aren't our human voices awesome?" Happy exclaimed.

"I wouldn't go that far, Tom Cat." Carla muttered as Happy glared at her.

"Never mind about the cats, I advise you to turn back now or suffer your fate." Erza said nervously, occasionally making eye contact with the audience.

"Never, we're here to rescue the princesses." Riku said.

"So be it. Natsu, my pet. Destroy them." Erza ordered.

"Roar." Natsu said as the rope carried him to them.

"Riku, you take on the knight, I'll take the dragon on. Besides, I got a bone to pick with him, considering he burned my foot earlier." Gray said, as he heard Natsu snicker.

"Right." Riku said as he ran over to Erza.

Gray dropped the sword and smirked. "ICE MAKE: ARROW!" He yelled as he made an icy bow and arrow and aimed at Natsu.

What is he DOING?! Hayzee thought.

Gray fired the arrow, ripping the bottom of Natsu's Dragon costume as Natsu slipped out and faceplanted right in front of Luigi. "Mama mia..." Luigi whispered.

Natsu got up and he glared at Gray. "What in the world?" Riku asked.

Thinking fast, Erza smiled. "He was about to shed his skin, as he did just now. When Dragon's shed their skin, they come out as a fire breathing boy, but when it matures, it goes back to being a fiery dragon." She explained.

"I met many dragons and I never heard of something like that." Riku said.

"That's because you killed many dragons. Now, prepare yourself, Riku." Erza said as she lunged right for him.

"We'll just stick near this piece of grass." Happy said as he and Carla ran to where Luigi is. "Just a fair warning, Natsu and Gray can get pretty violent when they battle." He whispered to Luigi, as he sweatdropped.

"This will end well..." Luigi muttered.

Friend Battle (Pokemon X and Y)

"FIRE DRAGON'S ROAR!" Natsu yelled, but Gray quickly dodged, but it DID set the curtains on fire.

"ICE MAKE: HAMMER!" Gray yelled as a large hammer came crashing down, but Natsu backflipped out of the way, damaging part of the stage...and making Lucy and Wendy lose their balance.

"YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY!" Lucy yelled.

Erza slashed Riku, but he blocked as he used Eruption to blast her away. "IT'S OVER!" He yelled as he used Dark Firaga on her, but she dodged, as the Dark Firaga hit the castle, catching IT on fire.

"Oh dear..." Wendy said.

"I'm just glad I'm not being hit." Luigi muttered.

"ICE MAKE: CANNON!" Gray yelled.

"Bring it, ice freak." Natsu yelled as Gray charged up the cannon. "FIRE DRAGON'S..." He began.

Riku and Erza kept slashing each other until Erza kicked Riku down. "You're not tough enough to beat me, Riku." She smirked. "Prepare to die."

"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!" Natsu yelled as unleashed his attack while Gray fired the cannon at the same time, causing both of the attacks to hit each other and created a POWERFUL explosion!

The smoke cleared, the stage was a wreck, the castle was in pieces, Erza and Natsu were knocked out, Luigi's hat flew off of him, and Lucy and Wendy were in Riku's and Gray's arms while Happy and Carla were poking Natsu with a stick.

Hayzee's eye twitched but everyone in the audience cheered, giving the "play" a standing ovation. "Not what I had in mind, but this works too." Hayzee smiled.

Traverse Town

"Well, I don't know WHAT just happened, but that was the best play ever." Hayzee said as Luigi walked around, trying to find his hat.

"It was...random considering Erza did a lot of improv." Wendy said, looking at Erza.

"Hey, at least everyone rolled with it. Besides, I could be a stunning actress when the time comes." Erza smiled.

"You? I doubt it..." Natsu muttered.

Luigi found his hat and picked it up. "Sheesh, that was the most insane play I have ever been on." He said.

Hayzee walked up to Luigi. "Hey, we were awarded 'Best intense play ever'!" he said as he gave the trophy to Luigi, as Luigi noticed a marvelous compass piece.

"Hey..." Luigi said, grabbing Riku's attention.

"Well, I guess we'll be headed back to the guild." Natsu said as they all waved. "See you guys later!" He said as they all walked off.

"You know, I think I'll join you guys. Besides, Luigi made the PERFECT piece of grass ever!" Hayzee smiled as they all walked back to the boat.

"Luigi...Riku...come quickly." A voice said.

"Did you hear that?" Luigi asked.

"I did, it must be Princess Éclair." Riku said while Luigi closed his eyes, holding the piece.

"Rapturous Ruins." He said as Riku nodded and they ran off.

"Hey! Wait up!" Blooey exclaimed as they ran off, with their new party member, Hayzee.

Rogueport

"Wow." Yoshi said after Riku was done.

"Remind me not to go to a play with those guys, wherever they're from." Lightning said.

"I think they said their guild name was Fairy Tail or something." Luigi said.

"Well, I guess we'll see you guys later." Mario said as they nodded and they ran off.

Meanwhile...

Professor E. Gadd (Luigi's Mansion)

The X-Tornado landed at E. Gadd's lab where Daisy, Rosalina and E. Gadd were waiting as Tails opened the cockpit. "Yo." He said with a wave.

"Hey." Daisy said.

"So where did you say they were at?" Tails asked.

"The Waffle Kingdom." Daisy replied.

"Alright." Tails said as Daisy and Rosalina got in the X-Tornado. "Later, E. Gadd!" He waved as the X-Tornado flew off.

"Later, Tails." E. Gadd said as he walked back in his lab.

As I was thinking of Hayzee's play, I was thinking: "How am I going to work with this?" and then I thought of THAT particular episode of Fairy Tail. "Perfect!" I said. Next thing I know, I created this!