To Ziden115: Oh good, I wasn't alone on this one...

To Nicole Peach: Wait a minute, that's the whole NAME of Xion's theme? SHEESH, that's a long name.

Rogueport (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Sooo, what do you want to do today?" A Goomba asked.

"I was thinking raiding an old ladies house." A Bandit said.

"Oooor, we could run for our lives." A Koopa said.

"What are you talking about?" Goomba asked.

"Because of Bowser heading this way." Koopa said, pointing as the Goomba turned.

"Oh crap...RUN!" He yelled as the trio ran off.

Bowser (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Ugh...that went well..." Bowser muttered as he walked around with a sigh.

"Well, if you didn't blow that grenade up, we would've taken him." Ansem said, right beside him.

"Oh shut up..." Bowser muttered. "It's his fault that his grenade didn't go off when he threw it."

"Yes, but who's the one that ignited it?" Ansem asked with a smile.

"...I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!" Bowser yelled as Ansem just chuckled.

"You're Ugliness! Ansem!" A voice said as they turned to see Kammy flying down to them. "A Hammer Bro discovered a Crystal Star in a secret base. I just came over to find you two." Kammy said.

"Well where is it?" Bowser asked.

"It's this way. Follow me." She said as she flew off, Bowser and Ansem following her.

Ten minutes later...

"OW OW OW OW!" Ansem yelled as his clothes were on fire and a bear trap on his foot.

"Sorry dude, I thought you could easily get through those traps." Hammer Bro said as he, Bowser and Kammy were unharmed.

"The traps were no match for the King of Awesomeness. I don't understand how you got a little haircut from those axes, your foot caught in a bear trap, and that monstrous flame geyser." Bowser said.

"I'm just not as athletic as you are." Ansem muttered.

"But hey, the Crystal Star is right there." Hammer Bro said, pointing to a Crystal Star on a belt.

"Score!" Bowser fist pumped as he walked to it.

"NOW HOLD ON A SECOND!" A voice yelled, as they turned to see a familiar yellow hawk walking up to them. "I'm impressed you got through those traps easily and made it to my secret workout room with no trouble...except for that guy over there." Rawk Hawk said.

"He's not as skilled as I am." Bowser chuckled while Ansem rolled his eyes as he sat down, trying to pry open the bear trap with the help of the Hammer Bro.

"Wait, I remember you." Rawk Hawk said, taking a good look at Bowser. "You're that guy from Glitzville who barged in and challenged Mario, am I right?" He asked.

"You know that plumber huh? Well, a friend of Mario...is an enemy of mine."

"An enemy to the Great Gonzales...will get Rawked." Rawk Hawk said.

"Bring it, turkey." Bowser said.

Rawk Hawk (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

Rawk Hawk immediately ran over and punched Bowser, but Bowser quickly grabbed his fist and tossed him to the other side, but Rawk Hawk sweep kicked him, knocking Bowser to his shell.

"Ha! You're on your spiked shell, you can't get up. This rawking will be easy." Rawk Hawk smirked.

"That's what you think." Bowser said as he went in his shell and immediately rolled towards Rawk Hawk really fast, knocking him a few feet.

"Impressive." Rawk Hawk said as Bowser got out of his shell and slashed him with his claws, but he dodged and punched him, but Bowser grabbed his fist again and this time he breathed fire right at him.

"YOOOOOW!" He yelled as he headbutted Bowser, but Bowser leaned his head back while Rawk Hawk missed, and then Bowser headbutted him as he then picked him up and threw him up in the air, as he jumped up and punched him down, and then Bowser fell down and landed on top of Rawk Hawk's chest...elbow first.

"Pain...so...much...pain..." Rawk Hawk said weakly, laying on the ground while coughing out blood.

Bowser

"Who's the one that got rawked? You did." Bowser smirked.

Suddenly, the Crystal Star fell to the floor and broke in pieces. "OH NO!" Kammy yelled as she took a look at it. "It seems from your battle it caused it to fall and shatter." She said.

"Oh COME ON!" Bowser yelled.

"Wait a minute..." Kammy said, getting a better look at it. "It's made of glass...IT'S A FAKE!" She yelled.

"WHAT!" Bowser yelled in anger while Hammer Bro got the bear trap off of Ansem.

"Thanks." Ansem said, looking at the Crystal Star.

"The...real Crystal Star...Mario...has it..." Rawk Hawk weakly said.

"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" Bowser yelled, punching the wall in anger. "This is why I HATE that plumber!" He yelled. "Let's go you guys; I got a plumber to fry." He ordered.

Good lord, Rawk Hawk vs Bowser? Talk about epicness.