To Nicole Peach: It's probably because Toadette ran off crying in the game.

Fahr Outpost (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

Everyone jumped out of the warp pipe, as they were greeted by cold weather and snow. "Oh GOD, its cold out here!" Goombella exclaimed.

"This is nothing; I've been to colder areas." Mario said.

"If we keep complaining, we'll be frozen solid. We have to keep moving." Bobbery said as they kept walking.

"You wouldn't happen to have a spell that will keep us warm on you?" Yoshi asked Sora, Donald and Lightning.

"Nope, sorry." Sora said.

"Nope." Donald said.

"Sorry." Lightning said.

"Oh brother..." Yoshi muttered.

Koops came out of his shell and pulled out a scarf. "There we go." He said as he wrapped it around his neck.

"You have a scarf?" Vivian asked.

"Yeah, you never know when it'll get too cold out." Koops said, as he looked at Flurrie, who was shivering really bad. "You okay?"

"Y-yeah, I'm fine." Flurrie said as they kept walking.

Eventually, they walked in Fahr Outpost. "Oh thank god, I thought we'd never get here." Goombella said.

"It wasn't that bad." Sora said.

"Yeah, because you're fully clothed along with Lightning, Mario, Goofy and Donald." Yoshi muttered.

"Wasn't there a cannon here?" Sora asked.

"I think we should ask the mayor." Bobbery suggested as they walked over to him.

"Excuse me." Mario said as the green Bob-omb turned around. "Do you have a cannon out here?"

Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)

"Cannon? What cannon? There is no cannon here. If we DID have a cannon, it'd be used for evil. So go away, non Bob-ombs! There is no such thing as a cannon in these parts." He said.

"Then why is there a cannon statue behind you?" Koops asked.

"Oh this? It's...uh...decoration!" He lied.

"Lies." Bobbery said, walking up to the mayor. "I'll have you know that the last time I was here, I saw the cannon in front of my eyes. Stop lying to us, mayor. We need the cannon." He ordered.

"Ha! And what makes you think I should just let you use the cannon?" He asked.

"If you don't..." Bobbery said, leaning closer to him and glaring at him RIGHT in the eyes. "The world will end. There is a demon in a certain door and if you don't give us the cannon right now, this world that we love will be destroyed by the demon. Do I make myself clear?" He asked, still uncomfortably close to the mayor.

The mayor sweatdropped at this and sighed. "Okay, look...the truth is, I don't have the key to operate the cannon. You need permission from Goldbob while General White has the key to the cannon. You have to go find them first." He said.

"You could've said that in the first place." Bobbery said, walking back to them.

"Yeah well...you know us Bob-ombs, we're...stubborn." He admitted.

"Thank you mayor. We'll be on our way to find those two." Bobbery said as they walked away.

"That was totally badass what you just did." Yoshi said.

"Thanks. Now, let us go to Poshley Heights again." Bobbery said.

A few hours later...

Poshley Heights (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Uh, where does Goldbob live?" Goofy asked.

"I think I know." Mario said, pointing to a yellow Bob-omb sitting down on a lawn chair, reading a book.

"Ah." Goofy said as they walked to him.

"Hmm? Oh hello Gonzales and friends. What can I do for you?" He asked.

"We're trying to use the cannon at Fahr Outpost, but we need your permission and the key from General White." Mario explained.

"The cannon? Well, I could...but...it needs money, and I mean A LOT of money." Goldbob said.

"...How about all of my coins?" Mario asked.

"...Excuse me a moment." Goldbob said as he took a sip from his lemonade and then did a spit take...accidentally on Donald. "ALL OF YOUR COINS?!" He yelled.

"I feel...sticky." Donald said.

"It'll wash right off." Sora said, looking at the pool that Bub was playing on. "And I think..." He said as he picked up Donald and dropped him in the pool.

"Mother, how come you won't let me cannonball in the pool?" Bub asked.

"You're too young." Sylvia said as Donald crawled out of the pool, glaring at Sora.

"Hey, it got the lemonade out, right?" Sora smiled innocently.

"Here's the permission my boy!" Goldbob said as he gave Mario all of his coins back as well. "I'm rich; I don't need your coins at all." He said.

"Then what was all that about?" Mario asked.

"Sometimes, I just like to have fun." Goldbob said as Mario rolled his eyes as he took the permission from him.

"So, where's General White?" Sora asked.

"Last time I saw him, he was at Petalburg." Koops said.

Another few hours later...

Petalburg (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Okay, he was RIGHT here before we went off to the Boggly Woods." Koops said.

"Maybe the mayor will know!" Yoshi exclaimed, as Sora sighed. "What's wrong?"

"Nothing..." Sora muttered as they walked to Kroop's house.

"Oh hello Murphy and Sophie, what brings you here to Petalburg again?"

"SOPHIE?!" Flurrie, Yoshi, Lightning, Vivian and Bobbery yelled at the same time, while the others were chuckling at this while Sora just glared at them.

"Oh my poor dear..." Flurrie said.

"Dude, are you deaf? It's SORA." Yoshi said.

"Wait until Snow hears this." Lightning chuckled.

"It's Sora...not...Sophie." Vivian said.

"Oh dear..." Bobbery said.

"Do you know where General White is at?" Koops asked.

"General White? Oh yes, the Bob-omb. I think he said something about...an island. Crepe Key or something? Oh well." He said.

"Keelhaul Key?!" Lightning exclaimed, going pale again.

"Oh boy..." Bobbery said.

Keelhaul Key (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Pa-Patch!" Bobbery exclaimed as they walked on the island...and Koops and Sora were helping poor Lightning.

"Bobbery? What are you doing here?" Pa-Patch asked.

"Looking for General White." Bobbery replied.

"Oh, he WAS here, but he said something about...going to an arena." Pa-Patch said as Mario facepalmed at this.

"Well, back to Glitzville." Sora said, looking at Lightning.

Glitzville (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Okay, so where the heck is he?" Yoshi asked.

"Gonzales! I was just looking for you!" a voice said as they turned to Jolene walking up to them.

"Let me guess, General White isn't here?" Sora asked.

"How'd you know?" Jolene asked.

"Just a guess..." Sora muttered.

"Oh well, anyways, General White said he was going to some tree...I don't know WHAT tree though." Jolene shrugged as Sora growled in annoyance as they walked back to the blimp.

"At least we get to see the Punis again." Flurrie said, smiling.

Theme of the Punies (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Mario! Sora! Flurrie!" Punio exclaimed as he ran over to them.

"And he doesn't say our names..." Donald muttered.

"I'm so glad you're here! There was this Bob-omb named General White and he was just here." He said.

"Don't tell me..." Mario said.

"Yep, he's gone. He went to...some dark creepy place, I believe." He said.

"PUNIO! GET BACK HERE NOW!" The Elder yelled.

"Ooops gotta run, later!" Punio exclaimed.

Twilight Town (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"I swear, if he's not here...i'm going to scream." Vivian muttered.

"You and me both." Lightning said.

"Excuse me." Goofy said, getting a Twilighter's attention. "Do you know where this feller named General White is at?" He asked.

"General White? You mean the white Bob-omb that was here a minute ago? Yeah, I know him. But...he looked tired so he just went back into that warp pipe." He explained.

"OH COME ON!" They all yelled.

Fahr Outpost

"I can't believe it...where the hell could he be?" Yoshi asked.

"I have no clue, but once I find him, I'm going to hurt him." Donald said in annoyance.

"No kidding." Vivian muttered as they got back into town...and then noticed General White walking in the door.

"Hey! There he is!" Goofy exclaimed.

"About time!" Sora said as they ran to his house, and once they were in the house...he was asleep.

Laughter and Merriment

"He's asleep." Sora said, poking him, but he was snoring.

"We went to ALL of this trouble...just to find him ASLEEP?!" Goombella exclaimed, her eye twitching.

"That's it..." Donald said, taking out his staff and using Thundaga on him.

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" General White yelled as he jumped up from his bed. "Can't a Bob-omb get some privacy around he-...Hey! I was looking for you guys!" He smiled.

"We were trying to find you." Sora said.

"Really? Awkward..." General White said, sweatdropping at this.

"So, we were wondering if we could use the cannon." Bobbery said.

"Yes! I have the key! So where do you plan on being blasted to?" He asked.

"The moon." Mario replied.

"Alright then! Let's go to the cannon!" General White exclaimed as they all ran off.

Fahr Outpost

"Alright, you guys stay RIGHT there." General White said as he walked over to the building and walked in.

Suddenly, a trap door opened up underneath them. "Hey, do you feel like you're floating?" Sora asked.

"Yeah, pretty much." Mario said as they all looked down. "Oh." Mario said and then they all fell inside.

"Alright! To your places!" The Mayor ordered as the two Bob-omb's nodded and ran in.

Buoy Base Galaxy (Super Mario Galaxy)

"Attention everyone! Please step back." The mayor said through the intercom.

"Let's open it up." General White ordered as a huge trap door opened up...followed by a few more.

"It's open." The Bob-omb said.

"Good, let's bring it up." General White said.

A cannon slowly rose from the ground. Once it was fully out, it was the biggest cannon ever in existence.

"Elevation?" General White asked.

"It's perfect." Another Bob-omb said.

"Status on the outside." General White ordered.

"There is no wind, and since we are aiming at the moon, it's a perfect day to fire this bad boy." He said.

"Perfect." General White said as the cannon aimed at the moon. "Target: The moon." He said as a hatch from the cannon opened up.

"Alright boys! You know what to do!" The mayor ordered as tons of Bob-ombs jumped up and landed in the hatch.

"We have all Bob-ombs accounted for." The Bob-omb said.

"Good. Close the hatch." General White ordered.

"Quit pushing me!" A Bob-omb exclaimed.

"GET YOUR FOOT OUT OF MY EYE!" Another yelled.

"Is it getting dark? I don't do so well in the dark." Another said.

"I have a good feeling about this!" Another exclaimed.

"The hatch is closed." The Bob-omb said.

"Good. Let's fire it." General White said. "Ten seconds until we launch this ba-...oh who am I kidding? JUST FIRE IT!" He ordered as the Bob-omb pushed the button.

The cannon fired as all of them were launched to the moon.

"Woohoo! That was fun!" A Bob-omb exclaimed, as they were parachuting down.

"Can we go again? I had my eyes closed."

"BEST. DAY. EVER." A Bob-omb exclaimed happily.

"Good luck guys. You're going to need it." The mayor said.

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!" They all yelled as they went past a certain pink puffball on a Warp Star.

"Poyo?" He asked, watching them landing on the moon. "Poyo..." He said as he went after them.

Speaking of Kirby... has anyone seen the TV commerical for Kirby Triple Deluxe? I have never laughed so hard on a TV commercial in my life.