To Nicole Peach: I prefer General White over the 100 "I love you"s. At least General White doesn't make your thumb sore...
Space Junk Galaxy (Super Mario Galaxy)
Everyone landed on the moon, making a couple of craters in the process.
"Mama mia...that was insane...and I shot out of cannons before." Mario said, rubbing his head.
"Remind me to punch General White..." Lightning muttered. "He didn't install airbags from the cannon."
"Speaking of air..." Yoshi said, looking at the Earth from a distance. "How the hell are we breathing?"
"I have no idea." Sora said, looking around.
"WOOHOO!" Luma exclaimed, coming out of Mario's hat. "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" He smiled.
"One problem, there's no launch stars out here, and I'm pretty sure some of us are still shaken up from that cannon." Mario told him.
"I'm seeing stars...I think I'm still dizzy from that explosion." Koops said.
"Oh alright..." Luma muttered when they noticed a Warp Star landing in front of them.
"Kirby?" Mario asked.
"Poyo!" Kirby waved as he ran right to Mario and hugged him.
"Another one of your friends?" Sora asked.
"Yeah, we met at the tournament." Mario said, then looked at Kirby. "So what are you doing here?" He asked.
"Poyo poyo." Kirby explained.
"Ah." Mario said.
"Whoa whoa whoa, you understand him?" Yoshi asked.
"Yeah, Meta Knight gave all of us a translator so we can understand this little guy." Mario explained. "Would you like to come with us?" He asked as he explained everything to Kirby.
"Poyo!" Kirby smiled as he nodded.
"Alright, let's-a go!" Mario exclaimed.
Several long minutes with no gravity slowing them down later...
"Oi...it feels like we haven't made any progress." Sora muttered.
"Tell me about it." Donald muttered.
"You guys aren't just used to space." Mario said as he was walking his normal speed along with Kirby while Luma just floated near them.
"Poyo?" Kirby asked.
"I doubt it." Mario said.
"Hey fellers! Is that the X-Naut Fortress?" Goofy asked, pointing to some building in the distance.
"Hey, it is!" Goombella exclaimed.
"Question is, how do we get there?" Sora asked.
"You wouldn't happen to have a Red Star on you, would you?" Luma asked.
"Nope, didn't think I would need it." Mario said.
"Figures." Luma muttered as they heard an explosion as they turned to see a Warp Pipe, and Bobbery standing next to it.
"What? I got a little curious." Bobbery said.
"Well, that makes it better than just walking over there." Sora said as they all went in the Warp Pipe.
X-Naut Fortress (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Wow, this place looks pretty awesome." Vivian said, looking around.
"Yeah, looks like advanced technology." Mario said, as they walked up the stairs.
"Poyo." Kirby said, looking at the stars outside with a smile as they walked through the door.
"Whoa whoa WHOA, who the heck are these guys?" A voice asked, grabbing their attention.
"Dude, is that Mario, Sora and some other weirdos?" An Elite X-Naut asked.
"HEY! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A WEIRDO?!" Luma yelled.
"Dude, I think they're after the Crystal Star." One said.
"So, shall we take them out so Grodus and Xemnas won't have to deal with them?" The other asked.
"Yes, lets." He said as they ran straight to them.
Rowdy Rumble (Kingdom Hearts II)
Mario took out his Ultra Hammer as he swung his hammer on the X-Naut. "OOOOOW! THAT HURTS!" He yelled.
Kirby had an idea and sucked up the Elite X-Naut, and then spat him out, becoming Elite X-Naut Kirby.
"I have seen things that I wish I haven't seen." The X-Naut said as he looked at Kirby.
"Poyo." Kirby smiled as he took out a potion and then drank it, becoming huge.
"Mother." The X-Naut said as Kirby jumped up and slammed onto him.
Vivian punched the Elite X-Naut. "OW OW OW! THAT BURNS!" He yelled.
"TAKE THIS!" Lightning yelled, using Firaga on him and then Yoshi ate him up and spat him out.
The X-Naut rubbed his head after being spat out. "...Hey, did it get dark around here?" He asked as he looked up to see a huge puff ball falling down on him. "Oh...crap." He said as Kirby landed on him.
Kirby turned back to his normal size and smiled. "Poyo." He said as he jumped off of him and then Sora used Thundaga to finish off the X-Naut.
X-Naut Fortress
"That was pathetic." Lightning said.
"According to my tattle log, they're...Elite X-Nauts." Goombella said.
"More like cry baby X-Nauts." Yoshi said, hearing Kirby giggling at this.
"Well, let's get moving. I'm pretty sure they're here somewhere." Sora said as they nodded, walking deeper into the X-Naut Fortress.
"There's an elevator." Goofy said, pointing to it.
"Yeah, but it looks like we need an elevator key." Mario said, looking at it.
"Poyo!" Kirby exclaimed, pointing to a door at the far right.
"Good eye, Kirby!" Mario gave him a thumbs up as they walked to the door and walked in.
"Hey! A chest!" Donald exclaimed as he ran forward.
"NO! WAIT!" Vivian yelled, but Donald yelled in pain and then jumped back to them. "The floor is electrified." She said.
"You could've told me before I was electrocuted." Donald muttered.
"Yeah well, who's the one that ran forward without thinking?" Sora asked, as Donald rolled his eyes.
Luma looked at the chest as he simply floated over to it, as Kirby did the same thing. "Whoa! Nice." Luma said as he opened the chest with Kirby, revealing an elevator key. "Sweet!" He said as he flew back with Kirby.
"Awesome." Mario said as they walked back to the elevator.
"Alright, let's go down." Sora said as Mario put the elevator key in, as the elevator came up.
"Will this elevator fit all of us?" Lightning asked, looking at it.
"If the elevator in Riverside Station can hold us, I'm pretty sure this will." Bobbery said as they all went in the elevator, and then it went down.
I'm starting to think Sakurai is recapping that Smash Direct we had two weeks ago...