Palace of Shadow (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Another hallway?" Sora asked as they walked through the door.

"Well, I guess we'll have to go all the way to the bottom." Mario said, as he noticed Bombshell Bills coming their way. "WHOA!"

"That's not the only pair!" Yoshi exclaimed, pointing to the bottom. "There's a pair at the bottom too." He said.

"Just like Keelhaul Key." Lightning said, taking out her Gunblade.

Rowdy Rumble (Kingdom Hearts II)

They all ran toward the first pair while Yoshi, Bobbery, and Mario jumped all the way to the bottom, as they looked at the second pair. "Ready?" Mario asked.

"Oh yeah." Yoshi said as the trio ran towards them.

Sora used Blizzaga Pursuit on a Bombshell Bill while Lightning slashed a Bombshell Bill as Goofy used Goofy Tornado on one, which blasted one to the other, causing both to explode.

Yoshi gobbled up a Bombshell Bill and spat it out to the Bombshell Bill Blaster as Bobbery jumped inside and then exploded before Mario could take out his Ultra Hammer, causing him to sweatdrop at this. "Mama mia, you're fast." He said.

"Thanks." Yoshi said as they looked. "Let's wait for them."

"GIVE ME STRENGTH!" Sora yelled as he used Ragnarock on one of them while Flurrie blew wind at a Bombshell Bill, causing it to head back into the Blaster, as they both exploded as well.

"Aw yeah!" Goombella exclaimed.

Palace of Shadow

"We're down here!" Mario exclaimed as they looked down.

"They're crazy." Lightning said.

"Well it IS Mario." Koops said as they made their way down and walked into the next room.

"Oh, just a boring room...but why are there doors up high on the walls?" Donald asked.

"I dunno, but I'm not going to find out." Sora said as they walked through...only to find stairs and torches.

"What in the world is this room?" Vivian asked.

"I dunno, but I have this feeling we should go through that door with the lit torch." Lightning said as they walked through it...only to come in the same room.

"Huh?!" Koops exclaimed. "We were just in this room!"

"Okay, we might as well go through that door again." Sora said.

Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)

"Seriously?!" Goombella exclaimed as they went through the door again.

"Oh for crying out loud!" Lightning exclaimed in annoyance, as they did the same thing.

"Mama mia...this is confusing..." Mario scratched his head, as they walked up the stairs and walked in at the door.

"HOW?! WE WERE JUST UP THERE!" Yoshi yelled in annoyance. Same thing.

"Gawrsh, this Palace of Shadow room is tricky." Goofy said, scratching his head as they went up the stairs again.

"IF I COME IN THIS ROOM ONE LAST TIME..." Donald yelled in frustration as they walked straight through the door.

Hollow Bastion (Kingdom Hearts)

"...Oh, I thought we were going to go through THAT again." Sora said.

"Thank goodness." Vivian muttered as they looked at some tower. "So is this some sort of city?" She wondered.

"Maybe..." Sora said.

"Oh look at that, a boat panel straight to that tower." Mario said.

"Oh great..." Lightning muttered as they walked to the boat panel and Mario transformed into a speed boat as everyone jumped on.

"It's only a short distance." Sora said as Mario sped over to the other boat panel as they jumped off. "Told ya."

"Yeah well, it felt uneasy." Lightning muttered as they walked in the tower.

Tower of Riddles (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Well, this is interesting." Sora said as they looked around.

"How about we split up like what we did at X-Naut Fortress?" Mario suggested.

"Good idea." Lightning said.

Door One, First Floor: Lightning

"Four Stones, Twin Stones...Master of Shadow and Dark, Two are One, One is two." Lightning read the riddle. "Okay...?" She wondered as she pulled out her Gunblade and aimed at the switch. "FIRE!" She used, as she used Firaga on it, as suddenly, a chest appeared near her, as she reached in it and pulled out a key. "Okay, what kind of sicko puts a key in a chest?" She wondered.

Door two, First Floor: Donald and Goofy

"All you see isn't all there be...Stones Have Power of Stars...Touch it to pass through it." Goofy read.

"What the heck is that supposed to mean?" Donald asked, as he tried to lean on a wall, but fell on his back, and noticing a switch. "Hey!" He exclaimed.

"Gawrsh Donald, I didn't know you were a ghost." Goofy said as a chest appeared next to him and then Donald got up with his staff in his hand.

"I'm not a ghost, you big palooka!" Donald exclaimed as he took out the key in the chest. "A key?" He wondered.

Door Three, First floor: Flurrie

"The unseen may be felt...So That We, the Great Ones...be it here? Be it there?" Flurrie read with an eyebrow raised. "The middle line makes no sense." She said as she felt her way around until she felt something. "Aha!" She exclaimed and blew wind, as a cloak flew off, revealing the chest. "There you are." She said as she picked up the key from the chest. "Odd, you don't usually put a key in a chest." She said.

First Floor, Door four: Mario

"Beyond, beyond, beyond...Complete All Seven...before, before." Mario read. "Okay." He said as he walked to the left one and jumped on it three times as he then walked to the right and jumped up two times, and the chest appeared. "Oh yeah!" He smiled as he opened it. "Huh?" Mario said, picking up the key. "Now I understand Link's pain..." He muttered.

Second Floor, Door one: Sora

"Four stones, twin stones...Can Live Again by the Stone...Two are one, one is two..." Sora read. "I do not understand that middle text." Sora said as he took out the Ultima and used Thundaga on the switch, revealing a chest near him. "Aw yeah!" He exclaimed as he opened it up...only to find a key. "Who puts a key in a chest?" He wondered.

Second Floor, Door two: Bobbery

"Straight on, straight onward...We Know the Stars Spurn Us...Destroy all in your path." Bobbery read. "Hmm, the middle text...makes me think of a hidden message." He said as he walked straight to the wall. "Now...about this wall..." He said as his fust lit and then he exploded, then seeing a chest from the broken wall. "Ah, there you are." He said as he walked to it and opened it out, taking out a key. "Well, what kind of joke is this?" He wondered.

Second Floor, Door three: Koops and Yoshi

"Let fall the weakest...And That the Skies Lie...Then build to the strongest." Yoshi said.

"That second text...WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!" Koops exclaimed.

"Never mind about that, we got to deal with these guys." Yoshi said, pointing to the Dull Bones, Red Bones, Dry Bones and Dark Bones.

"Oh great." Koops said.

"Get ready." Yoshi ordered.

The Corrupted (Kingdom Hearts II)

Koops spun in his shell and slammed into the Dull Bones, easily defeating it. "Too easy." He said.

Yoshi dodged the bones thrown by the Red Bones as he ate a bone and spat it back out at it, and then he ran over to it and ground pounded it, defeating the Red Bones. "Ha!" He exclaimed.

"You got us to deal with." Dry Bones said as he and Dark Bones walked up to them.

"You take Dark Bones, I got the Dry Bones." Yoshi said.

"Got it." Koops said.

Yoshi ate a bone from the Dry Bones and then threw an egg right at it. "Oh for crying out loud! This is sticky!" Dry Bones exclaimed, and then noticed Yoshi coming roght for him as he ate him up and spat him out, defeating him.

Koops spun in his shell and launched himself to Dark Bones while dodging the bones as he slammed into Dark Bones, taking it down as Koops jumped up and slammed down right on top of it from his shell...and then breaking Dark Bones in pieces.

Tower of Riddles

"Now that's what I'm talking about!" Yoshi exclaimed, high fiving Koops as they walked over to the chest and opened it up. "...We did ALL OF THAT...just for a stupid key?!" He exclaimed in frustration.

Second Floor, Door four: Vivian

"The shy one hides his shape...But the Stars Bring Balance...The Shy One hides his face." Vivian read. "Stars bring balance? Yeah, I don't get that." She said as she sunk to the ground, as she came back up to see the switch, and she hit it. "Too easy." She smiled as she opened the chest. "Well that's disappointing." She frowned.

Third Floor: Goombella

"What the heck is this?" Goombella wondered as everyone came up the stairs.

"What's with this star thing?" Sora wondered as he looked at it.

"I dunno, but maybe that other door outside could lead us to this...star thing." Lightning said.

"Good idea, let's go." Sora said as they all walked downstairs.

Once outside and two boring hallways later...

They walked through the door to a dark room. "Huh, it's dark." Koops said.

"Who dares to come in here?" A voice asked, as they looked up in shock to see a black dragon.

Stand and Fight, Luigi! (Mario and Luigi: Dream Team)

"I haven't seen meat like this in ages." The dragon said.

"Didn't we take out Hooktail a long time ago? How is he here?" Koops asked.

"WHAT?! YOU KILLED HOOKTAIL?! No wonder why she hasn't written recently..." It muttered. "But no matter, I will avenge my sister. Cower in fear, mortals, for I am Gloomtail." He said.

"Bring it on." Sora said, taking out his Ultima.

Dragon Slaying Battle (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"I haven't had a fight like this in a long time...this will be sweet." Gloomtail smirked.

Lightning took out her Gunblade as she used Thundaga on Gloomtail with Sora.

Gloomtail breathed fire at them, but they quickly dodged. "Did that fire look a little green?" Goombella asked.

"My breath is poisonous, if you must know." Gloomtail said, and then got hit in the foot by Koops. "OW!" He yelled as he attempted to step on him, but Koops got out of the way in time as Gloomtail slammed his foot...right near Bobbery as he exploded. "Why you..." He said as he breathed fire at Bobbery, but Sora used Magnega to pull him back.

Mario jumped up and hammered Gloomtail on the head, and then jumped back to avoid Gloomtail's bite.

"Alright...time to use this." He said as he charged up a move.

"I am NOT trusting that!" Vivian exclaimed as she used Fiery Jinx on him.

"OW! Alright...time to use..." Gloomtail smirked. "MEGABREATH!" He yelled as he unleashed his move, but they all dodged the move.

"GOOD LORD!" Koops yelled.

"Are you trembling from my awesome move?" He asked.

"Not really." Sora said as he jumped up. "GIVE ME STRENGTH!" He yelled, using Ragnarock.

"N-no way...am I that close to...?" Gloomtail weakly said.

"Let's finish him." Lightning said as Sora nodded in agreement and they smirked.

"Oh here we go." Mario said.

"LET'S GO!" They both yelled as they used Zantetsuken, right on his foot.

"No...NO! CAN I EXPIRE LIKE THIS?!" Gloomtail exclaimed as he flipped on his back...dead.

Palace of Shadow

"Well, that was interesting, never slayed a dragon before." Lightning said.

"You have now." Sora said, as Lightning laughed at this.

"Hey!" Donald exclaimed as he walked over to a chest that appeared, and then he pulled out some sort of star.

"Ah, so Gloomtail was guarding this." Sora said as they nodded and then ran back.

One major backtracking later...

Tower of Riddles

"Alright, we put this here..." Sora said as he put the star in the pedestal, and suddenly, a lot of keyholes in pedestals appeared.

"This explains the keys..." Koops said as they all put the keys in the pedestals...and suddenly, an earthquake happened.

In a hallway, the floor lowered, revealing to be stairs so they can continue forward.

"What was that?" Sora asked.

"I dunno, let's check it out." Vivian said as they walked downstairs.

Hollow Bastion

As soon as they got away from the Tower, they walked to the right. "I have this feeling we're getting closer." Mario said.

"NOT SO FAST." A voice said.

"Oh hell no..." Vivian muttered.

Shadow Sirens (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

Beldam and Marilyn appeared in front of them as Frankly walked near them. "Professor Frankly?! What are you doing with these creeps?!" Goombella exclaimed.

"The REAL Professor is in his room...suffering from a head injury. THIS is none other than the freak in the sheet!" Beldam exclaimed, as Frankly turned back into Doopliss.

"Uh...yeah...it's Doopliss..." He corrected.

"Never mind, this is where we'll finally end you and the ugly traitor, Vivian." Beldam smirked.

"Oh I don't think so." Vivian said.

"Your little party ends here, we will end you right here." Beldam said.

"Uh, you're outnumbered." Lightning said.

"True, but we have the power to defeat you." Beldam smirked. "Marilyn! Freak in a Sheet, let's defeat them."

"Guh!"

"It's Doopli-oh never mind." Doopliss muttered.

Shadow Siren Scuffle (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"I'm starting to think they're getting cocky." Yoshi said.

"You have no idea..." Vivian muttered.

Sora ran forward and slashed Beldam as Vivian appeared behind her and punched her from behind and sunk back to the ground before Beldam could even slap her.

"GUUUUUH!" Marilyn yelled as she fired lightning at Mario, but he quickly dodged it as he hammered her while Goofy used Goofy Tornado on her.

Doopliss jumped up and tackled Lightning, but Lightning slashed him away. Doopliss landed and then copied Lightning, turning into her. "Oh no you didn't." She said.

"Oh yes I did! What are you going to do about it?" Doopliss asked. "I look MUCH more cuter than you."

"THAT'S IT!" Lightning yelled as she ran straight to Doopliss while Doopliss took out a Gunblade, as they started slashing each other.

Yoshi ran to Beldam as he jumped up and ground pounded her. "GUH!" Marilyn yelled as she jumped up.

"Later!" Yoshi said as he jumped back...as Marilyn landed right on top of Beldam.

"DAMNIT MARILYN!" Beldam yelled, as then they both caught on fire thanks to Vivian.

"Don't mess with your youngest sister." Vivian giggled as Bobbery ran over to them and exploded, causing them to scream in pain. "Nice one!" Vivian smiled, giving him a thumbs up.

"I don't know who's winning..." Sora said, watching Lightning taking on...herself.

"I'm betting on Lightning." Koops said.

"Which one?" Sora asked.

"...I HAVE NO IDEA!" Koops yelled.

Beldam got up and attempted to fire a blizzard, but Mario took out a Fire Flower as he fired fireballs through it as they hit Beldam. "OW! I HATE GETTING BURNED!" She yelled.

Goombella ran over to Marilyn and headbonked her on the head. "Guuuuh..." Marilyn said before she fell to the ground.

"Oh no..." Beldam said as Vivian went over to her, cracking her knuckles. "Um, I take back all of those punishments." She said.

"It's too late for that." Vivian said as she used a fiery uppercut, which knocked her out.

"Okay, time out." Sora said, which grabbed their attention. "This is going nowhere...so I guess we'll have to ask questions that both of you know." He said.

"Oh! Can I go first?" Goofy asked.

"Sure." Sora said.

"What place did Sora and Lightning kiss?" Goofy asked, as both Sora and Lightning blushed at this.

"Uh...the Excess Express?" Doopliss asked.

"Wrong." Goofy said, as he charged a move and used an uppercut...with his shield. "Sora and Lightning kissed in the Rogueport Sewers." He said as he chuckled while Donald started laughing.

"Remind me to kill them when we rescue Peach and Kairi." Lightning muttered.

Hollow Bastion

"I...should've let her go first..." Doopliss muttered as he was knocked out.

"Come on, let's go." Sora said as they walked to the door.


Sorry if I didn't post this up last night. For some bizarre reason I wasn't feeling well last night. Hopefully, i'll get another chapter up tonight so i'm caught up.