December 6th: Two Truths one lie...and some mistletoe.

Okay, so as lovleydarkness pointed out to me, the one shots have been jumping around in time, so from now on I'll put when the events take place at the beginning. The first one was Around the end of City of Ash/beginning of COG. The second one was right after they started dating, and the third one was after the entire series. This one takes place like….either near the end of the series or after it…..Also Alec works in a coffee shop….because he can. idk I just see him working in a coffee shop for some reason…...

Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, they belong to Cassandra Clare.

The door of the coffee shop jingled as it opened and a group of people came hurriedly in. "By the Angel its freaking cold out there!" Jace said as he shrugged off his coat and plopped down into a chair.

"Well its about to snow like Jesus's dandruff." Simon snapped, removing a thick winter coat and numerous scarves.

Earlier in the morning, Jace had made fun of him for wearing so much clothing, and he was rather pissed at the blond boy at the moment. "Lets just get our coffee, Alec and go." Izzy grumbled. "Where is he anyways?" She asked, craning her neck to find her brother.

There weren't very many people in the coffee shop. A couple here and there, and a small group of college kids studying in the corner. It looked as though the shop was going through a lull, so Alec would probably be in the back. "Over there." Clary said suddenly, pointing towards the counter.

The other three looked where she had pointed, and saw Alec, and he wasn't alone. On the stool in front of him sat a very sparkly warlock, with his fingers looped through Alec's belt loops. Alec had his hands on his shoulders and was leaning in towards him, saying something. Magnus laughed and then noticed the four. "Who invited him?" Jace whined.

Clary smacked his arm. "He's Alec's boyfriend, he doesn't need an invitation to come visit him. And be nice, because Magnus is magnificent."

Jace rolled his eyes just as Alec walked up to the table, Magnus in tow. 'Hey guys, are you ready to go or do you guys want to get coffee, then go?"

"C-"

"We'll just go." Izzy said, cutting Jace off.

He glared at her. "You can get coffee later." she hissed.

"Right…" Alec trailed off, glancing between them. The he shrugged and walked out with Magnus, the others following.

4 hours later.

"Jace you idiot!" Izzy shrieked slapping her brother.

"What?! It wasn't my fault! Simon was the one who lost it!"

"No I wasn't! I gave it to you!"

'Well somebody lost it!" Clary snapped, looking extremely pissy.

"Is Alec still inside?"

"I don't know! I haven't seen him until about an hour after we got back."

"Well, is he in his room?"

"Who do you think I am!? The all knowing geni?" Jace yelled back.

"A geni ya. You're as annoying as one. But all knowing? Ha! As if!"

"Shut up rat face! Unless you want a bullet through your head!"

"Well with your aim I wouldn't be surprised if you shot the house instead!"

"You!-'"

"Boys! Both of you shut up!" Clary yelled, stamping your foot.

Both of them looked at her guiltily. "Why don't we just call Alec?' Izzy suggested.

They stared at her. "That's brilliant Iz." Simon said, wrapping his arms around her.

Jace snorted and muttered something that sounded like "Kiss ass."

Izzy ignored this and dialed Alec's numbered. "Its ringing." she said, and taped the speakerphone button.

"Hello?"

"Alec! Somebody lost the key to the Institution and managed to get us locked out, can you come down and let us in?"

"Come down? What?."

"Darling can you hand me that book?"
"What was that?" Izzy asked, surprised.

"What was what?"

"Alec dear who are you talking to?"

"That!" Izzy exclaimed. "That person...where are you?"

"I'm...at Magnus's.."
"Since when!?"

"I told you! I've been here for hours!"

"Whats going on?" Magnus's voice asked from the background.

"Izzy and Jace locked themselves and the others out of the institution."

Izzy distinctly heard Magnus laughing. "Well...Jace is blond..'"

'Hey!"

"Sh!" Clary elbowed Jace in the ribs.

"They can stay here until Maryse and Robert get back."

"Magnus says you can stay here until Mom and Dad get back."

"Yes! Thank you big brother! See you in a bit." Izzy hung up.

"We're staying at Magnus's until Mom and Dad come home, or somebody finds the key."

"What?! I don't want to stay at the warlock's! Its so….glittery and...and…" Jace trailed off and shuddered, as though the thought of glitter terrified him more than an army of ducks.

About 20 minutes later, the four were at Magnus's, sitting awkwardly on the couch.

"So….uhh...what'dya guys want to do?" Simon asked.

"Well, I know what I was planning on doing. But unfortunately, since most of it onvolves kissing and forcing my amazingly hot boyfriend to watch the glee christmas specials….I don't think any of you would be up for it."

'Ugh no!" Jace groaned.

"What? You were going to make me watch glee?!" Alec said, looking up from his book.

"And kissing! You can't forget about the kissing!"

"Yes. Yes we can."

"Shut up Jace!" Izzy and Clary yelled, simultaneously.

"I know!" Izzy shouted suddenly, jumping up. "We can play two truths, one lie."

"Ooooh I love that game!" Magnus exlaimed, clapping his hands.

"What?" Jace, Simon, Clary and Alec all asked with similar looks of confusion on their faces.

Izzy and Magnus sighed. "Its where you take turns telling three things about yourself...two of them are true..and ones a lie. And everybody has to guess which ones the lie."

"Sure why not, we have nothing else to do." Jace said.

"You have nothing else to do." Magnus mumbled under his breath as he positioned himself on the floor.

"Magnus, stop being a whiney kid just because you don't get to make out with Alec." Izzy

"Yeah, you're being like Hope Esthiem."

Everyone stared at Simon. He sighed. "Its from a video game."

"So anyways...are we going to do this?" Izzy asked.

Everyone nodded and got in a circle. "Magnus can go first, since hes the oldest."

"And looking good."

"What?" Clary said.

Magnus sighed. "Nevermind. Anyways….right three things….hmm… Right. I once met the queen of England, and she was not amused, I once bought 60 dollars worth of corn...and also...I was once at a party at Coco Chanel's house and threw up all over a 500,000 dollar couch. Which ones the lie?"

"Who's Coco Chanel?" Simon asked.

"The first one. You never met the queen of England." Izzy said, ignoring her boyfriend.

"The Coco Chanel one." Clary answered after a bit.

"I agree with Clary." Jace said, raising his hand.

Everyone rolled their eyes. "What?!" jace asked defensively.

"Nothing. Alec?"

"Hm? What?"

Izzy rolled her eyes. "Which one is the lie?"

"Oh. The corn one." He said without hesitation.

Izzy raised her eyebrows but said nothing. "Okay, which one was a lie?"

"The corn one." Magnus said, grinning evilly.

'What?! You seriously threw up on Coco Chanel's couch?" Clary yelled.

"MAGNUS WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND?!"

'Funny story actually, so I was in London, right and-"

'Alright, Izzy's turn." Alec interjected.

"Aww. but I didn't get to tell my story!" Magnus whined.

"Magnus, it will take you all night to tell it. And in the end it'll probably be something like you bedazzled her corgey."

He frowned but let it slide. "Fine. Izzy's turn."

"Right, okay...soooo...um...Once when I was five I set fire to a kleenex at school, then threw it in a trash can, which melted because it was plastic, and blamed it on another kid. (A/N: Based on a true story), Last New Year I got so drunk on vodka I ran down the street carrying a disco ball and shouting "All bow to the jello gods! All hail the Jello gods! They will bite of your toes and feed them to the demon roses!" and...umm….I've never..held a baby."

"The fire one." Simon said, confidently.

"The fire one."

"The fire one."

"The fire one."

"The New Years one, obviously. You're underage." Alec stated, blandly.

Magnus and Izzy excahnged a look behind his back. "You're all wrong. I've never held a baby."

"What?!" Simon shrieked, jumping away from her.

Jace laughed. "You pyro."

"I can't believe you yelled "Bow to the jello gods." Clary mumbled, slapping her hand to her face.

"WHAT?! Isabelle Sophie Lightwood! You drank alcohol!" Alec yelled.

Izzy sighed and rolled her eyes. "Oh honestly Alec, I'm 18."

"Incase you haven't noticed, the drinking age is 21!"

"Baby shes fine, and she won't do it again, right Izzy?" Magnus said, leaning over to calm his boyfriend down.

She nodded, and they exchanged another look. "Alecs turn!" Jace said suddenly.

"Ugh fine." He huffed, still looking severly upset. "Um…I've never been on an airplane...I've never been kissed under mistletoe, and I once dropped my teddy bear in an aligator pond at the zoo when I was a kid."

"Raise your hand if you think its the airplane." Jace said.

Everyone raised their hand. "Really Alec, you couldn't have been more creative?" Izzy snorted.

"Well not everybody breaks the law."

'I didn't-"

"Guess I think we're all missing the point here." Magnus said, cutting her off. "When did Alec drop his teddy bear in an aligator pond?!"

"Hey I remember that, I'm sure Flubsy is in a better place." Jace said, patting Alec on the back sympatheticlly.

Magnus snorted with laughter. "It was called Flubsy?"

"Yes!" Alec said, flustered.

"I'm sorry" Magnus gasped. "Thats just so..so...adorable! Knowing you I'd have thought it would be something like...Isaac Newton..or Sherlock Holmes..but.. Flubsy."

"I was seven!" Alec defended.

Just then Clary lost it and decended into an outbreak of giggles. "Flubsy?"

"Ugh! I'm going to get a book." He announced, annoyed as he stalked out of the room and into Magnus's bedroom.

As he closed the door, he walked over and sat down on the bed and sighed. Just then, the door opened and Magnus slipped in. He walked over to Alec and sat down next to him, wrapping his arms around him and pulling him close. "You're not mad are you dear?"

Alec smiled. "No, just tired."

Magnus smiled and swung his legs up on the bed, pulling Alec down with him. Alec layed down to and rested his head against Magnus's chest. They lay there like that for a bit, until, "Have you really never been kissed under mistletoe?"

Alec looked up. "I..What?"

"You said you'd never been kissed under mistletoe, but the lie was that you'd never been on an airplane. So you've really never been kissed under mistletoe?"

Alec blushed and looked down. "Well...I..no. I haven't." He whispered.

Magnus smiled and snapped his fingers. Suddenly a green plant spread from the ceiling above them. Magnus sat up, and slipped his hand under Alec's chin and brought their faces close together, smiling. Alec inhaled as their lips met, and he moved closer to Magnus. After a moment, Magnus pulled back, smirking. "Looks like I did get to make out with you after all." He whispered in Alec's ear.

He blushed. "Shut up."

Magnus laughed softly and pulled Alec back into the kiss, completely forgetting about the others, they could fend for themselves for an hour or two.

Woot, it's done. I put more of the others in this one...sorry if you like it just Malec. Most of these one shots will be just Malec, but I decided to put a bit of the others in one. Sorry if my portrayal of them wasn't that accurate,...Im not used to writing for them xD. Hope you enjoyed it, please review/follow/favorite/vote/comment….bye!

Also I didn't spell check this...as you can tell...sorry...