Woooow, last chapter got 90 reviews. On chapter 8. That's just... and this story easily has more favorites and followers than any other story I've wrote. So thanks everyone who reviewed. You guys are all totally awesome. Really you make me cry.
Well this is going to be the last chapter with a focus on Naruto's pranks. After this we will be experiencing some serious plot advancement. So I hope you guys all enjoy this. For the record Naruto has done a lot more pranks and some of them will be referenced at some points during the story. Okay, that's all I'm saying. Hope you enjoy the story.
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Aizen sat in his chair at the head of the table. One either side of him stood his Shinigami lieutenants Gin Ichimaru and Kaname Tosen. Sitting around the table were the strongest members of his army, the Espada. He sat smiling at each of them. After that incident with that annoying hollow Naruto half a century ago he'd lost a good bit of credibility among his Espada. It had took a lot of executions and suppression through his spiritual power to get that credibility back. Surprisingly Barragan was the only one who didn't lower his opinion of Aizen at all from the event. He still hated Aizen make no mistake but didn't seem surprised at all when Aizen came back covered in paint. He merely remarked 'even you' and left.
Right now Aizen was staring around the room smiling his fake smile at all of them. He'd managed to slip out of Soul Society, not that it was very hard, in order to hold this meeting.
"I thank you for all coming here on such short notice," he began, speaking calmly. "We have much to talk about. But first some tea."
On his order a few Arrancar maids entered the room, pushing carts with cups on top. Soon all the maids had left and the Espada each had a cup.
Aizen looked around the room with his smile on his face and noticed that a few Espada were not drinking their tea. First there was Grimmjow who was eyeing it distastefully. Harribel was holding it but not drinking it. And Stark had his eyes closed, most likely asleep.
"Is there something wrong with my tea, Grimmjow, Harribel?" he asked pleasantly although no missed the underlying threat in his voice. They also didn't miss the fact that he didn't ask the Primera.
"N-no Master Aizen there isn't," answered Grimmjow, before taking a sip of his tea. His face had a hint of disgust on it afterwards.
Aizen smiled and turned to Harribel, smiling at her pleasantly and waiting for her answer.
Harribel bowed her head.
"With all due respect Master Aizen, I cannot actually drink or eat anything because of my mask fragment."
"Ah yes, of course how silly of me," answered Aizen, with what he must of thought was an apologetic smile on his face. The Espada just tensed further.
"Well to business then. Have you managed to find any of the remaining god's yet?" asked Aizen pleasantly. "Stark, Harribel, I believe these were your assignments."
Stark opened an eye.
"The one known as Espera is locked away tight in the forests. We found his location but we can't get past the trees. I considered using Gran Ray Cero but I didn't want to appear hostel and in all honesty I don't think that it would work."
Aizen nodded his head with the smile still on his face.
"Very well. We will deal with that one later."
Barragan gave a snort and looked away.
"Something you wish to say Segunda?" asked Aizen turned to face him, his good eye fixing him with a steely gaze.
"Among the four of us Espera is probably the strongest. And even my abilities do not affect those trees. They revitalize at the same pace they rot. And even if by some miracle you managed to get past them, and then by some act of god you manage to defeat him, Espera would rather die with his honor in-tact than serve you."
Aizen's smile never slipped as he answered Barragan.
"Then he will die. We cannot afford to have loose ends, or a force out there that could possibly match my Espada."
Barragans only answer was to snort and look away.
Next Aizen turned to Harribel.
"Failing him what of Cuervo?" he asked.
Harribel closed her eyes and gave a sigh.
"We managed to find the Cuervo wandering the desert far to the south. I led a small fraction of Arrancar to face him. He refused the offer I presented him with. Furthermore a portion of the female Arrancar defected upon meeting him."
Aizen stopped smiling and blinked.
"Excuse me, I don't think I heard you right," he said.
Harribel did not answer the question but continued her report.
"I warned them that betraying you meant death, but they claimed their precious Cuervo would protect them. Curiously Cuervo seemed irritated with them. He muttered something about, 'they haunt me even in death' before slaughtering all of the defectors."
Aizen blinked again.
"He killed them all?" he asked.
Harribel nodded.
"Yes, when I asked why, he said he will no longer tolerate fangirls."
Aizen was struggling to keep the confused expression of his face.
"I came to the conclusion that engaging Cuervo in combat would not be beneficial, as I never saw him move his blade to kill the defectors and they were spread out. I believe his power to be too far beyond my own."
Aizen nodded.
"Very well Harribel. That is understandable. He did not gain the title of one of the four gods of Huecco Mundo for nothing I suppose. I will deal with him myself. Now for the last order of business. I need any information you have managed to find on the third god Naruto Uzumaki."
He smiled pleasantly at Barragan, expecting him to answer. Barragan gave a sigh.
"Naruto has strange abilities even for a hollow. And I don't mean that annoying habit he has of getting out of any situation without a scratch. The best way to put it is that he is able to give Hollows a heart. Although he was the last of us to gain the title of a god of Huecco Mundo he is in fact the original."
Aizen raised a confused eyebrow.
"Your speaking in riddles Barragan, speak clearly and explain."
Barragan rolled his eye.
"Naruto Uzumaki formed as an Arrancar. He is for all purposes a low class Holllow. He never evolved. He just appeared as he is. He may not even be an Arrancar. He also has the highest regenerative capabilities I have ever seen."
Aizen was silent for a few seconds, allowing his mind to digest the information he had just be given.
"I see. And what about his other abilities Barragan. I have so far learned he has the ability to duplicate himself and swap himself for other objects. He also seems to be able to create a strange Cero which he holds rather than fires."
Barragan grunted
"Most of those abilities can be performed by the other two gods, although the Rasengan, the blue sphere he holds belongs solely to him. He has various forms of this attack, some stronger and some weaker. Naruto keeps most of his power locked away, for the same reason our Primera does. I would say that he is slightly stronger than Stark until Stark releases. I myself could defeat him after releasing aswell."
Aizen nodded, happy with this information.
"So even if he releases his Zanpakuto you two are still stronger. That's good to know. I wish to capture him and study his abilities."
Barragan blinked his eye.
"That's not what I said. I said I can still defeat him if I release my Zanpakuto and he releases his limiter. Naruto is only at full power when he wears his head band. But releasing his Zanpakuto is a different story."
Aizen frowned.
"Then how strong is he after he uses his resurrection."
And once again Baraggan snorted.
"Ressurection you say? That is for Arrancar who had a hollow form. Naruto never did. What he becomes upon releasing is something else entirely."
Aizen narrowed his eyes. He was fed up of Barragan speaking in riddles, no matter how much he enjoyed doing it himself.
"Then what does he become and how strong is he," answer the question Barragan.
Barragan narrowed his eye.
"I don't know what he becomes. And I don't know how strong he is. I have only seen it once and it's not like he needed to stay that way for long. The best way to describe it is to say he becomes his true self. And as for how strong he is, I don't know. I do know my rot ability has little effect on him or I would have already killed the brat."
Aizen kept his glare on Barragan but eventually his face softened and returned to his usual fake smile.
"It matters not. Before the power of Kyoka Suigetsu all things are equal. Now then I believe that is all we have to speak of today. Harribel, come with me. I wish for you to take me to Cuervo."
Aizen stood, as did Harribel before both walked out the room. Once they were gone Barragan stood aswell before turning to face the remaining Espada in the room.
"Do not expect Aizen to return. He will soon learn the limits of that Zanpakuto of his."
He did not say anything else as he left the room, leaving a room of confused Espada.
Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi of the twelfth division was growling audibly. He'd returned to his division only to find that the doors to his lab had vanished. He remembered that Yamamoto had mentioned last time some facilities had become un-operational because they couldn't find the doors.
"You think this will stop me Naruto Uzumaki. I will simply break through the wall if I have too. You will not separate m from my research."
Mayuri looked behind him to his apparent daughter.
"Nemu, smash down the wall. I want in to this lab this instance."
Nemu bowed her head.
"Yes sir," she said emotionlessly. "She approached the wall and with a single punch broke a hole right through it. Another punch and the wall caved in even more. Soon the entire wall had been broken into. Only what awaited them on the other side was no laboratory.
Mayuri's mouth hung open as he stared into what was undoubtedly the woman's public hot spring. Currently in for a soak was half a dozen seated officers as well as Captain Retsu Unohana and her Lieutenant Isane Kotetsu. Somehow Mayuri just couldn't help but know that this was going to end badly.
Some distance away was Naruto who was observing Mayuri from a tree. Normally this would be the point that Naruto would be laughing his ass off. But somehow karma finally seemed to come back and bite him in the ass today.
"Ah damnit, I didn't know Big Sis was in there. It won't take her long to realize I'm the one responsible for this. And then once she's done beating the crap out of Captain Jolly she's gonna come and kick the crap out of me!"
Naurto gulped. At first he thought it was a good idea. Opening a Gargantia behind the wall and solidifying it with seals. The opening in the baths would be unnoticeable since he'd created the wall exactly as it was in the bathroom. No one would notice it was a different wall. Then Mayuri breaks through the wall out of anger, accidentally finds himself in the baths and get the tar beaten out of him by angry females, the only thing he couldn't dodge. But just his luck Big Sis had to be in there!
Before anyone noticed Naruto was gone from the tree, already putting as much distance between himself and the crime scene as possible. Soon Mayuri's screams could be heard all over soul society as his Big Sis finally got over her shock.
A few moments later Naruto landed near the second division. He liked it here. It reminded him of Konoha. There was a lot he'd forgotten about Konoha over the last few millennia. But there were some things that were stuck in his head. Names and faces he couldn't forget even if he wanted too. He smiled as he hid from the shinigami. They were no longer in Guy's Spandex outfit. Guess they just weren't youthful enough. Soi-fon had managed to fix the heating, clean up the hot spring, detoxify the training room and restock on their tools. She'd done a good job in only four days. The fatso Lieutenant had paid for most of it though. Curiously the guy was still wearing the green spandex suit, although he had his shinigami robes on top of it. Soi-fon hadn't allowed him to wear just the suit. He had yet to come up with a nickname for Soi-fon. He'd investigated her a little and found out she had some kind of vendetta against Yoyo.
Naruto looked around at the now completely clean second division, before giving a grin and rolling up some imaginary sleeves. Clean up his mess in record time will they. Well then guess it was time to make a bigger one."
There was a clang of metal as two blades came together. One was large like a giant cleaver while the others was about average size for a Katana but was straighter than most were. Curiously it was the larger blade that was pushed back by the exchange.
"Ichigo grunted as he was over powered by Urahara who disappeared into a shunpo, reappearing behind Ichigo with his sword overhead. He brought it down just as Ichigo turned, swinging Zangetsu in front of him to intercept Urahara's blade.
Urahara grinned.
"Very good Ichigo. It seems you can finally follow me with your eyes. But can you keep up?"
Urahara disappeared and then reappeared again to the side. Ichigo brought his blade around blocking another blow. No sooner had the two blades met than Urahara was gone again. Ichigo quickly swiveled to block the blade of an airborne Urahara who was upside down. He spun like a swivel top allowing the two blades to clang together. Ichigo couldn't stand up to the extra force provided by Urahara's spin. He was sent skidding across the ground, managing to stay on his feet. He was given no room to breathe as Urahara appeared before him. This blade slashed forward and Ichigo was just about able to move, avoiding most of the damage, although his shoulder still took a blow. Blood spurted out but Ichigo did his best to ignore the shallow wound. Urahara's blade, Benihime he had called it, flashed out again. This time Ichigo managed to block it but Urahara pushed forwards. Ichigo found himself pushed backwards off balance. Benihime came forward again, and Ichigo just about managed to parry but now he was having trouble standing. Urahara grinned and gave Ichigo no opportunity to regain his balance. He struck again and again until Ichigo was forced to the floor. His blade flashed out again and Zangetsu was knocked to the side. The next instant Urahara's foot flashed forward and lodged itself just below Ichigo's rib cage. Ichigo hurled up blood before he was sent flying backwards from the force of the kick. He hit the ground hard and rolled. But he knew he couldn't afford to take a break. The second he stopped he brought up Zangetsu and managed to block Urahara who appeared in front of him his blade coming down. The ground around Ichigo seemed to crack from the force but Ichigo stood his ground. Urahara gave him a grin.
"Well Ichigo it looks like you're still alive. I suppose that's good enough to pass lesson five. Take a few hours to rest and get some sleep. Tomorrow we start lesson six, and you won't be experiencing a luxury such as sleep until you finish the lesson. And trust me that could take a few days."
Urahara withdrew his blade and swished it to his side allowing it to return to its cane form. He didn't say another word to Ichigo before he walked of.
Ichigo collapsed backwards onto the ground, sweating, panting and bleeding. That so called lesson had lasted three days. Three days regaining his shinigami powers. A full day getting used to his new Zanpakuto, and then another three days of getting the crap kicked out of him by Urahara. Admittedly he'd gotten much stronger in the short space of time. When they first started he'd gotten hit with almost every swing. Every black or parry he'd managed to make had sent him flying across the land scape and he'd felt like suffocating to death the first two days under Urahara's spiritual pressure. But he'd thought and he'd endured. Urahara had taken on a very do or die method to his training. A lot of the blows he'd tried to make would have been fatal. Urahara seemed to believe he'd get stronger faster if his life was in danger. Ichigo didn't want to admit it but he had come to the conclusion that Urahara was right.
"You okay Ichigo?"
He opened his eyes and saw Rukia peering down at him, with a worried look, although she was trying to hide it.
"I'm fine, just a bit dead," he answered her once he'd caught his breath. Rukia rolled her eyes.
"Well you had your chain if fate cut so yeah I'd say you're dead," she replied with a cheeky grin. She wasn't expecting Ichigo's face to pale.
"Oh god that's right I'm actually dead," he exclaimed his eyes wide with horror. He hadn't thought of that. What was he going to do? What about his sisters? He couldn't leave them by themselves.
"Looks like we've swapped positions," said Rukia. "In a few months I'll be a human and if you don't return to your body semi regularly then you'll be truly dead."
At that Ichigo blinked a few times.
"You mean I'm not dead?" he asked her. She shook her head.
"Death is when the soul leaves the body and the body stops functioning. The soul and the body are connected by the chain of fate. But if your soul was to enter your body again, so long as it still functions properly it'll carry on living. What you have essentially done is eliminated the middle man. That being said the body will die if there's no soul inhabiting it. You should thank your lucky stars for Kon. He's keeping your body alive right now."
Ichigo gave a sigh of relief.
"Always knew that guy was good for something. Just could never figure out what that was is all."
Rukia gave a giggle.
"That being said the chain of fate does something else as well. So long as it connects the soul and body your soul will age at the same pace as your body does. I don't really know what will happen to you now. I don't think there's ever been a case like yours before."
Ichigo nodded.
"Well don't worry about that. An eternally young soul isn't really a bad thing afterall."
Rukia snorted.
"It is if it effects the rate at which you mature. And you Ichigo Kurosaki have a lot of maturing to do."
A tick mark appeared on Ichigo's head.
"Say what midget, you calling me immature."
"I'm not calling you anything. I'm merely stating a fact," answered Rukia, deciding not to respond to the midget comment.
Ichigo's eye twitched a little, but he decided to prove her wrong by showing some restraint. With a grunt of effort he hefted himself up into a sitting position.
"Look I don't have the energy to argue with you right now," he said, trying not to look like sitting up had taken everything he had. "Right now, I think I'm gonna grab a bite to eat then hit the hay."
With another grunt Ichigo began working his way onto his feet, only for Rukia to grab his arm and help him.
"You're far too stubborn you know," Rukia commented. "If you need help just ask for it."
"I don't need help though, I can stand on my own just fine," Ichigo lied.
Rukia frowned.
"Well I'm helping you anyway."
She began to lead him away, intent on staying where she was, supporting her. The two hobbled on slowly approaching the ladders out of the basement. Ichigo didn't know how he was going to get up them, but he'd cross that bridge when he came to it. Instead he looked at the small girl next to him.
"Hey Rukia. You okay?" he asked. Rukia's response was to raise an eyebrow at him.
"I am perfectly fine Ichigo," she stated. "Why do you ask?"
"You've been quiet," he answered. "Normally so loud I just want you to shut up, but you haven't raised your voice at all lately. Hell you haven't even hit him."
Rukia glared up at him before moving away. With the loss of her support he crumbled to the ground.
"Ow, hey what was that for?"
"I am not loud," she responded. "I was raised by the noble house of Kuchiki. I am far too dignified to be loud."
She crossed her arms and turned her head away from him. Ichigo let out a low groul.
"Damn midgets and their pride," he grumbled as he tried to stand.
"What was that? My pride? This coming from mister I've spent years fashioning my image?"
Ichigo grunted as he finally got back on his feet.
"It was a lot of hard work crafting that image," he protested. "And then Kon had come and ruin it all by making a move on my classmates."
Rukia just scoffed.
"Of course that's what you care about. It was just a kiss. Hardly more than a greeting." She said with a shrug of her shoulders.
"Oh yeah? Well if I kissed you would that just be a greeting? No it wouldn't. You'd probably sucker punch me between my legs since that's the only place you can really reach too."
Rukia snarled at him.
"Why are you making me out to be some violent woman? I am a perfectly reasonable person"
She was interrupted when Ichigo leaned down and kissed her cheek. It was just a slight peck but Rukia froze instantly. Ichigo grinned down at her. A grin that soon disappeared when Rukia's first shot out and embedded itself in his face. Blood spurted out from Ichigo's nose and he began falling backwards. Rukia quickly reached out and grabbed his collar, holding him in front of her.
"You Bastard! Thinking you can just kiss a girl to prove a point!" she yelled at him. Ichigo just grinned at him and then spoke through bloody teeth.
"What are you so upset for Rukia? It was just a greeting."
Rukia growled at him before letting go. Ichigo fell forward and landed with an 'oof'. Then Rukia gave him a kick to his stomach just for good measure.
"Jerk," she hissed at him before stomping off. Ichigo just groaned.
Naruto smiled happily at the sight before him. He actually felt a tear form in his eye.
"So beautiful," he whispered to himself. Before him was the previously spotless second division. Now it was, as far as he was concerned, a piece of art. A masterpiece even. The building looked like a rainbow had wrapped itself around it. The assassin's headquarters had been painted a myriad of colors so it now looked like a child's day-care centre. The surrounding trees were now orange and the grass was blue. But what Naruto was truly happy with was the inside. Taking inspiration from his earlier prank he'd set up each door with a seal which stabilized a Gargantua which was placed within every door. Now every door led to a different room. It was basically a maze. And in every room he'd laid traps, from exploding paintballs to falling furniture. He'd also created hidden portals unseen due to trap doors. These portals led to a variety of different places, including a nearby River, inside the Kuchiki Mansion, The Woman's bath house, the men's bathhouse, the holding cells and for good measure Mayuri Kurotsuchi's lab. He was a little unsure about that last one, since there was a chance that Kurotsuchi might experiment on whatever poor soul fell into it. But that was for him to worry about later.
Right now he had a concert to get to.
Set up slap bang in the middle of Sereitei's shopping center was a stage. Shinigami were already crowding around it wandering what the hell was going on. The stage was a semi-circle and was pretty large. There were a set of curtain supported by a large frame, obscuring what was behind them, and outside the stage there was a sign saying 'the most amazing thing you have ever seen!
At about three o'clock that afternoon music started playing.
The Shinigami were surprised and started looking around trying to find out where the music was coming from. Soon the music stopped and a drum roll began. And when the drum roll reached its peak the curtains opened.
Naruto stepped out, smiling before the crowd. Then he took a pose.
"Hailing from the sandy deserts of Hueco Mundo, I have come to you today to show you peaks of awesomeness, the very height of greatness and the epitome of sexiness. If you ladies find you cannot avert your do not fear, for this is a common occurrence when you gaze on manliness that is myself. And just who am I you ask? I am the prankster god of Huecco Mundo, Naruto Uzumaki! Believe it!"
The shinigami were stunned. Naruto Uzumaki, isn't that the guy who was making everyone's lives a living comedy/ nightmare with never ending pranks?
"Now I'm sure you're wondering why I came here today. My sign promised you all something amazing and that will happen. But later. Right now I want to speak to you all about the decision made by Central forty-six to execute a friend of mine by the name of Rukia Kuchiki.
Naruto grinned down at them all.
Aizen approached the figure before him slowly, careful to never let his smile drop from his face. In front of him was Cuervo, one of the four gods of Huecco Mundo. No one had ever described the hollow to him before. He could see why they would find it difficult. The Hollow was about the same size as him, maybe slightly shorter. But he was garbed from head to foot in a black cloak. It was ragged at the bottom and was billowing in the dessert wind.
"Hell, my name is Aizen Sosuke and I have a proposition for you."
"No," replied Cuervo. The voice he spoke with was one that would not be swayed.
Aizen tilted his head and smiled at him.
"You haven't even heard me out yet. Won't you first listen to my proposal before outright denying it?"
"I have heard of you, Aizen Sosuke," Cuervo replied. "You defeated Barragan. This is no easy feat I must say. However just because one of us became your lapdog doesn't mean all of us will. Be satisfied with what you have. Hungering for more is foolish and you will inevitably lose it all."
"Oh is that why you are alone, wandering the desert?" Aizen said. He couldn't resist making the jab. "Do you know what my desires are, Cuervo the black sun god of Hueco Mundo?"
Cuervo nodded his head.
"I am fully aware. You wish to create the kings key and invade the royal realm. However I have no interest in this."
"And what pray tell do you have an interest in?" Aizen asked cordially.
"Nothing you have to say," Cuervo answered. Deciding that the conversation was finished Cuervo began to turn so he could leave.
"Wait," said Aizen, and Cuervo did turning to face him again. "Won't you please look at my sword before you go."
Cuervo did so, and Aizen grinned in triumph.
"It is a very pretty blade,"Cuervo commented with a shrug of his shoulders before turning to leave. But as he did so Aizen shunpo'd behind him. Kyoka Suigetsu would make it look like Aizen had not moved at all. He drove the blade into Cuervo's shoulder. To his credit Cuervo didn't make a sound.
"You have made a mistake Cuervo. My Zanpakuto has the ability to control the five senses of anyone that lays eyes on the blade. You are under my illusions now Cuervo. I will give you only two choices. Either serve under me as a member of my Espada or die," Aizen said jovially.
Rather than respond Cuervo reached a hand out. As he did so the sleeve of the cloack receded up his arm allowing a pale hand to come into view. Most the hand was enclosed but two fingers stood out as if pointing. Then he pointed the fingers to the left.
Aizen furrowed his eyebrows and looked at what Cuervo was pointing at. There ten feet away was another Cuervo.
Aizen's eyes widened and he turned back to the Cuervo he'd stabbed only to see the body begin to ripple before bursting into a murder of crows which all scattered. Aizen quickly looked back to the other Cuervo but he was gone. A second later he felt a searing pain running along his back, and he could feel the blood running from the cut that had just been opened. He turned around and there was Cuervo, facing away from him. There was no sword drawn, he was simply staring of into the distance.
"You are a thousand years too early to even attempt at trying to fool me with an illusion. I will take my leave now. Do not try and stop me again. "
Cuervo took a few steps from Aizen, who was trying to figure out why his Zanpakuto's ability failed. Cuervo suddenly stopped.
"Also you should watch your back. Your plan included the murder of a thousand innocent souls. There's no way the he will sit quietly and allow that to happen."
Then without another word Cuervo burst into another murder of crows and disappeared, leaving a fuming Aizen and a confused Harribel behind.
Omake
It had been four months since Masaki had last seen Naruto. She was starting to miss him. Things were a lot more fun when he was around. He taught her so much. He'd begun to teach her a lost art called sealing. She wasn't very good at it but it could do some really cool things. For instance he'd given her a tag, which when activated caused a large paintball to fly out of it. He'd also given her a tag masked her reishi, making it close to impossible to sense her. She was pretty good at masking her reishi anyway, but now she could do it without any effort. He'd also made a tag that contained sound waves, which basically allowed him to play songs he'd heard He'd deflated a bit when she showed him what a radio was, but he'd perked up when she insisted his tags were better since they were portable and didn't need electricity, although each tag could only contain one song. Then he'd left for Huecco Mundo.
Masaki gave a sad sigh. She was in her second to last year of high school now. Her aunt was getting more annoying by the day. She really needed something to help her relax and unwind, but her aunt and the others wouldn't let her do anything.
She was broken out of her thoughts when something hit her senses. She could barely feel it but feel it she could. And she was pretty sure she was the only one who could. The other Quincy couldn't sense him at all and he was always surprised when she managed to find him. Masaki let a grin spread across her face. Naruto was back!
She quickly broke into a run, cutting corners when she could and leaping over the occasional house. Within a few moments he was in sight, right outside her house.
"Naruto!" she called happily, causing the blond hollow to turn to her with a grin.
"Yo Missy, how you doing," waved Naruto, as Masaki approached. He was expecting her to stop but she didn't. Instead she jumped into the air and drop kicked him.
Naruto took her foot to his face then hit the tarmac hard, skidding to a stop several feet away.
"I told you not to call me that," Masaki stated, while pointing a finger at him. Then she smiled. "So what we doing today?"
Naruto stood up and rubbed his cheek where she kicked him.
"Well I was checking it out and I think you Auntie's traded that stick in her ass for a fifteen inch steel pole. So I figured we could prank her."
Masaki wasn't sure about this. She was kind of afraid of her aunty.
"Are you sure about this?" she asked with some hesitation in her voice. Naruto just gave her his usual grin.
"Don't worry about it, I'll leave my mark behind. You won't get caught."
Masaki let her shoulders sag with relief. She trusted Naruto. If he said nothing bad would happen then it wouldn't.
"Okay," said Masaki nodding her head. "What do you have in mind?"
Lady Ishida was almost growling to herself as she walked the corridors of her mansion. Where was Masaki? She'd told the stupid girl multiple times she was to return to the mansion immediately after leaving school. Yet so far she hadn't seen even a whisp of her. She quickly approached the stairs to the main lobby intent on asking the doorman if he'd seen the girl. She took the stairs one step at a time with a confident step. The doormen seeing her descend turned and stood to attention.
But upon reaching the last step of the stairs her foot snagged on a wire. She tripped and the wire slackened. Unknown to anyone there the wire was connected to a container which contained a large amount of purple paint. The wire was the only thing stopping the container from titling over, and without it that's exactly what happened. The next thing Lady Ishida knew her back was covered entirely in purple paint. She gave a groan before standing up. Naruto who was hiding in a corner along with Masaki snickered, they were more or less invisible thanks to Naruto's strings. He gave a tug of another wire as soon as Lady Ishida stood up. Like all fictional Lobby's the Quincy mansion's contained a long red carpet that led to the stairs. Lady Ishida was currently standing on the end of it. With a tug of the strong the carpet was yanked towards the door, pulling it out from under Lady Ishida's feet causing her to fall onto her back. Now with a view of the ceiling she saw two things. The first was another container which was just about to spill its contents. The other was a grinning red fox head that was painted onto the roof. She only viewed it for a second before her front too was covered in purple paint. Lastly Naruto pulled one final string which caused two trolley's near the top of the staircase which no one had notice to roll towards the stairs. They tipped up when they reached the end of the stairs causing a flood of purple raspberry's to flood down the stairs and berried Lady Ishida underneath.
Before Masaki could burst out laughing she felt Naruto clamp a hand over her mouth. They couldn't give away their position.
Lady Ishida gave a groan before sitting up, causing the raspberry's to fall to the side. It looked like she was rising up out of the raspberry's.
Slowly she took to her feet. Then she fixed the two doormen who were gawking at her with a murderous glare.
"I want whoever did this found and brought here," she said calmly. "And I want it done NOW!"
The doormen scrambled before saluting Lady Ishida and dashing off, intent on getting as far away from the woman as possible.
Masaki felt Naruto's arm snake its way around her waist. She looked at him to find out what he was doing and was confused when she suddenly realised they were outside. Not only they were on top of a building. A building at least four miles away from her mansion.
"Well I think that should sweeten her up a bit," said Naruto with a grin. Masaki just allowed herself to giggle.
"That was pretty funny," she admitted. "Come on, we can get Ramen as a reward for a job well done. Plus you have to show me if you get on better with your introductions."
She began to walk off. Naruto gave a grin of his own.
"Alright wait for me!" he cried and hurried of after her.
Okay I'm sure you all figured out that Cuervo is Itachi. There are several reasons I put him in here, but the only reason I put him up against Aizen is because Itachi is awesome and I wanted him to kick Aizen's ass. But I can't let Itachi kill Aizen or there won't be a story. So a minor skirmish will do.
Poll results haven't changed too much. So I'm not going to comment on them for now. But there's only five or six chapter left until the poll closes, so if you want to vote and haven't done it yet then do it soon.
I've fixed most of the spelling mistakes. Also I noticed I had the Espada referring to Aizen as Aizen sama even though I swore to myself I would use no Japanese terms in this fic. Names aren't terms btw. So I changed it to master Aizen. I havent seen the dub if Bleach so I don't know what the Espada actually call him.