December 22nd: Truth or Dare?
Right so this suggestion was submitted by the lovely Lovelydarkness (haha see what I did there?) and the truths and dares were submitted by HikariMelody. Also...this chapter will be a bit more...risque and lemony than usual…..cause honestly, who wants to read a TOD fic were their all like "OMG! I dare you to….take of your socks *gasp* OH NO SHE DIDN'T! yeah….
Disclaimer: Characters belong to Cassandra Clare
(Btw this is set right after the series, obviously Malec got back together...but WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT SHHHHH and ya….Alec's still living at the institution.
Alec and Magnus had planned to spend the entire day sitting on the couch, watching tv and cuddling. They had both been extremely busy this past month and hadn't gotten to see a lot of each other, so quincidently they were both desperate to get some alone time. "Alexander!" Magnus cried, flinging the door open before his boyfriend had even gotten the key in.
Alec literally launched himself at Magnus, wrapping his arms around his neck and kissing him fiercely. When he pulled back, the warlock laughed. "Why hello to you too."
Alec blushed and followed Magnus over to the couch. "Right, so I have everything planned." Manus said excitedly, sitting down. "First we're gonna watch What Not to Wear, followed by Glee, then Project Runway!"
Alec rolled his eyes and laid down, resting his head in Magnus's lap. Magnus snapped up the popcorn and the two had just settled down for hours of cuddling when….the doorbell rang. "God dammit." Magnus muttered, untangling himself from his shadowhunter.
"What!?" Magnus snapped as he opened the door.
"Hey Magnus!" Izzy, Jace, Clary and Simon were standing on the doorstep.
"Mum and dad started going at each other, so we decided to come here. We couldn't find Alec though, sorry." Izzy said, brushing snow off her arm.
Just then Alec appeared behind Magnus. "Who is- oh. What are you doing here?" He asked, slightly grumpily.
"Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed." Jace muttered.
Alec glared at him. "Well….uh...can we come in?" Simon asked awkwardly.
Magnus sighed and stepped back. "So….what should we do?"
Magnus grumbled something about what he would like to do and walked back over the couch. "Oooh! We could play Truth or Dare!" Izzy suggested.
"Oh I love that game!" Magnus brightened immediately.
"Of course you do." Alec mumbled.
"Okay." Clary agreed.
"Can I ask first?" Jace said, sitting down opposite Magnus and Alec.
They all agreed and took their places, Magnus and Alec on the couch next to Simon and Izzy, and Clary and Jace on the floor across from them. "Right,...so….Alec." he said, picking his victim. "Truth or dare?"
"Uhh….truth."
"Boring. Ummm...oh, When you're alone in the house, do you walk around naked?"
Magnus giggled and clapped a hand over his mouth. Alec raised his eyebrows. "Uh..no?"
"You're boring." Jace said.
"Thanks I guess."
"Alec now it's your turn." Izzy poked him.
"Oh, right...uh….Clary, truth or dare?'
"Dare, dare, pick dare." Jace whispered in her ear.
"Don't give in Clarissa!" Magnus whispered in her other ear.
"uh, truth."
"UGh why is everyone so boring!?"
"Alrighty, have you ever done anything illegal?"
Clary blushed furiously and looked down. "Clarissa!"
"Uh...well….I once stole….a….paintbrush from a store….does that count?"
Jace rolled his eyes. "Laaaame."
"Shut up." She hissed, elbowing him in the gut. "Simon, truth or dare?"
"Dare!" he yelled.
"Finally!"
"I dare you to put on a dress, go to the nearest store and buy something using a high pitched voice."
"What?!"
"No backing out!"
"Well I don't have a dress."
Magnus snapped his fingers and a sparkly purple v neck dress appeared. "...I am not-"
"No backing out!" Magnus said again.
Simon sighed and grabbed the dress, stomping off to go change. When he came back, Jace whistled. "Dam, nice outfit Simona."
"Nobody names their kid Simona." Simon hissed.
"Right." Magnus tried to control his laughter. "To the store!"
The nearest store to Magnus's apartment was a 7-11 down the block, so it didn't take too long to walk there. When the six entered, they received some extremely weird looks. Izzy almost had to shove her fist in her mouth to keep from breaking out in hysterics again. "Now, heres some nail polish, go buy it Simona." Clary said, handing Simon two bottles of bright pink polish.
He groaned and walked up to the counter. "Can I um…..help you…..sir?" The cashier eyed Simon, looking a little worried.
"ah yes." he said, on octave and a half above his normal voice. "I would like to buy this nail polish."
"Umm...right...that'd be…...3 dollars and 21 cents…."
Simon nodded and made a big show of fishing through his (Izzy's) purse to find the money. Finally he pulled out a five dollar bill and set it on the table. The man behind the counter put it in the register and handed him his change along with the nail polish. "Um...have a nice day?"
"Oh thank you! You to honey!" He squealed.
"Shut up." He hissed as he stalked out.
Once they got back to Magnus's house, Simon changed out of his dress and sat back down. "Right…..uh…...uh…..Magnus. Truth or Dare?"
"Dare!"
"I dare you to undo someone's shirt without using your hands."
"Simon! Why would you dare him to do that!" Jace shouted.
"What? We- oh…..OH." He had forgotten Alec was here.
"Well, this is going to be awkward." Clary stated, watching Magnus straddle Alec's hips, grinning evilly.
Magnus placed his hands on Alec's shoulders and dipped his head down. grasping the first button in his teeth. Slowly, he tugged at the fabric until it came away from the plastic circle. He continued in this manner for the rest of the buttons. Alec shifted awkwardly as Magnus got lower and lower. On the last button Magnus went extremely slow, "Okay! Thats enough!" Jace shouted.
He couldn't take the awkwardness of watching his brother being undressed by his boyfriend anymore. "Awww, I was just starting to have fun." Magnus complained, sliding off Alec.
Alec's face was bright red, and he looked extremely flustered. "So, Alec. Truth or dare?"
"Uhh…."
Magnus whispered something in his ear. "Dare."
"Good choice. I dare you to sit on the person to your right's lap for the rest of the game."
Alec smiled and climbed onto the warlocks lap. Magnus purred happily and wrapped his arms around Alec's waist, nuzzling his bare chest. "Please spare me." Jace groaned.
"Hey, you were the one who barged into my house."
"Hush. Jace, truth or dare?" Alec asked.
"Dare! What do you think I am? A chicken?"
"I dare you to kiss someone of the same gender for 5 seconds."
Jace groaned. "Well, who would be the least awkward…."
Magnus wrapped his arms protectively around Alec. "I'm not going to kiss my brother ew."
"Good. Hes mine."
"And I would prefer not to be throwing up glitter for the rest of the day...so I guess…."
"Oh no, no no no no no!" Simon said suddenly, realizing he was the only one left.
Izzy started giggling and got up to give Jace her seat. Jace wrinkled his nose as he sat down and faced Simon. Both boys grimaced and closed their eyes, leaning in. "Oh just kiss already!" Magnus gripped, shoving Jace towards Simon.
Jace fell forwards and banged his nose against the vampires. "Owww!" He shrieked, pulling back.
"Your such a baby." Simon leaned in and pressed their lips together.
"One….two….three…" Alec counted. "fooouuuuurr….five!"
Both boys sprang apart and began scrambling towards the kitchen and bathroom. "Right. So in the absence of Jace, I'll go." Izzy said, taking her spot back.
"Alec. Truth or dare?"
Alec groaned. "I just went!"
"Doesn't matter. Truth or dare!"
"Dare."
"I dare you to put lipstick on Magnus without using your hands."
"Seriously what's with the no hands thing?"
"Shes preparing you for when your hands get eaten of by Carl the Llama." Clary said.
"What?"
"Nothing, don't pay attention to her, shes going insane. Heres the lipstick, open wide!" Izzy slipped the end of the lipstick container into Alec's mouth.
He made a face and leaned in towards Magnus. The warlock giggled as the smooth red stick glided across his face. "Right, now that that scarring ordeal is- what the hell?" Jace had just come back from the bathroom.
Alec pulled back, blushing, and spit the lipstick container out. "Izzy went in your place." He explained.
Jace gasped. "How dareth thou woman! Nobody takes the place of the mighty Jace!"
Izzy rolled her eyes. "Whatever, now that you're back you can go."
"There was that so hard? Izzy, truth or dare."
"Truth."
"If you had to kiss one person in here, besides Simon, who would it be?"
"Thats easy, Clary."
"What?!"
"Well, I don't want to kiss you or Alec, you're my brother's! And if I kissed Magnus Alec would most likely murder me in my sleep…" Alec made a noise of agreement. "So Clary."
"I'm not sure whether to be flattered or disturbed…." Clary said.
"Be flattered my darling." Izzy winked and blew a kiss.
Jace growled at her. "My girl."
Izzy rolled her eyes. "Anyways, my turn again!...Magnus!"
"Okay seriously Iz, why do you keep asking us!?" Alec asked.
"Because your my OTP. Now, Magnus...truth or dare?"
"Hm….truth."
"How many people have you slept with?"
"Hmm….." he began counting on his fingers but then gave up.
"More than 5,000?" Izzy asked.
"Most likely."
"What!?" Alec gaped at him.
"Alexander darling it was a long time ago-"
"I'm leaving." Alec stood up and stalked out.
"Alexander! Alec-" Magnus got up and ran after him.
Magnus found Alec standing in the kitchen next to the sink, holding a glass of water. "Alexander darling, what's going on?"
Alec didn't look up. "I'm 800 years old dear, you can't expect me to stay a virgin...unless I was a nun…."
Alec blushed and looked down. "Its not that its….."
"What is it darling?" He asked, placing an arm around the shadow hunter's shoulder.
"Its just….its just….well….you've been with so many people….and….well…." Alec blushed more and looked down again.
Magnus sighed, he saw where this was headed. On the outside, Alec may act like a tough shadowhunter, but deep down he was still an insecure teenager. Magnus leaned down and kissed the back of his neck. "Alexander. Alec. You know thats not why I love you, so why would you even think for a moment I would ever leave you for something so trivial and superficial like that."
Alec turned around and wrapped his arms around Magnus, burying his face in his chest. Magnus smiled and slipped his hand under Alec's chin, bringing his lips to his own. Alec moved his hands up to Magnus's hair and deepened the kiss. Magnus's hands moved to either side of Alec's hips and he pressed the raven haired boy against the counter. "Oi! You two!" Jace's shouted from the living room.
"Magnus you've already slept with over 5,000 people, you don't need to add my brother to that list!"
Magnus rolled his eyes. "So naive."
Alec blushed and grabbed his hand, pulling him back out. "I take it everythings all better again?" Clary said, motioning to their entwined hands.
Magnus nodded and sat down on the couch, pulling Alec onto his lap. "Right...now...whose turn is it?"
"Yours."
"Oh right!...Simon. Truth or Dare?"
"Truth. I am not wearing another dress."
"If you found out someone in this room was gay, excluding Alec and myself obviously who would it be?"
"Jace."
"What?! Excuse me?!"
"Well...you're always worried about your appearance...especially your hair…"
Izzy laughed. "Oh my god! I can totally see it!"
Clary began to laugh, and Jace looked offended. "Sorry man." Simon said, not looking sorry at all. "Anyways, Clary, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to call Pizza Ranch and try and get their personal number of the person on the phone….while pretending to be a guy."
"Uuuugggghh." Clary groaned as Magnus handed her a phone.
"Call away Clarissa." He laughed.
She dialed the number and put it on speakerphone. "Hello and welcome to Pizza Ranch, what can I get you?"
"uh...Hey baby." Clary said in a deep voice.
"Um...hello there sir? What can I help you with?"
"Uhh….I need someone to model for me….nude…."
What the hell! Jace mouthed at her. Clary looked at him, panicked.
"Sir this is a restaurant….but...baby if you give me the time of day and place count me in."
Izzy broke down laughing and Clary squeaked, throwing the phone across the room. "My phone!" Magnus gasped, scrambling to retrieve it.
"Model nude?!" Jace laughed.
"I didn't know what to say!" She protested.
Simon rolled his eyes. "Its your turn."
She huffed and sat back down. Her eyes scanned the room, trying to pick out her victim when Izzy leaned over and whispered something in her ear. She giggled and looked at Alec. "Oh no." He muttered.
"Truth or dare?"
"...truth…." he said skeptically.
Clary and Izzy looked disappointed. "Are you a virgin?" She asked.
He blushed and looked away, mumbling something. "What?!" Jace shouted.
"You!" He said, pointing accusingly at Magnus.
"Oh honestly Jonathan, who else would it be?"
"You can't take advantage of my little brother like that! And don't call me Jonathan."
"Hey!" Alec piped up. "I'm older than you."
"Oh….."
"Well...this is awkward." Simon said after a pause.
Alec nodded. "So...uh...Simon...truth or dare?"
"truth."
"Have you ever gone commando?"
"Yeah…."
"oh….."
"So…." Izzy leaned over and whispered something in his ear and he laughed. "So Alec….truth or dare?"
"WHAT THE HELL!" HE shouted.
"Just answer the question. Truth or dare?"
"Ugh dare."
"I dare you to sit still for one minute while everyone tries to make you move, and if you move...you have to take your shirt off."
"Seriously. Not. Amused." He huffed, assuming his position.
"annnddd Start! Hey...hey Alec…"" Izzy said, poking him.
Alec sat completely still. This continued on for about 30 seconds, different people poking him, until Magnus brushed them aside. "Amateurs." he muttered. "I take it we're allowed to touch?"
"Yeah, but no tickling or pushing." Izzy replied.
He smiled evilly and leaned into Alec, placing his mouth on his neck. Alec bit his lip as Magnus's tongue began swirling circles. Magnus smiled as he slid his hand over Alecs skin, his lips moving teasingly over his neck. Alec groaned and tugged on the warlocks hair, bringing his mouth up to his and leaning into the kiss. Magnus laughed softly as they broke away. "Looks like you have to remove your shirt darling."
Alec rolled his eyes and got back onto Magnus's lap. The warlock smiled as he affectionately helped his boyfriend remove his shirt. "Right...umm….Jace...truth or-Magnus!"
Alec wiggled away from his boyfriend, who had begun kissing the runes on his back. "Truth or Magnus?" Jace asked sarcastically. "I'll take truth."
Alec rolled his eyes. "Jace truth or dare."
"Dare obviously."
"I dare you to go out to a restaurant and start dancing on the table."
"Challenge accepted!"
Jace, Clary, Simon and Izzy all got up to get their coats. "Alec wait." Magnus called softly.
Alec turned around to look at his boyfriend who was still sitting on the couch. "Yes?"
"C'mere." He held out his arms,
Alec walked over and sat down on his lap. The door shut, signal that Izzy and the others had left. "What-" He was cut off abruptly as Magnus all but attacked him, kissing him heatedly. Alec moaned and leaned backwards.
"Hey where-" Izzy broke off as she walked through the door and spotted the two on the couch.
It was about half an hour after they left, and when the four walked in, they were greeted by the sight of Alec pinned under Magnus, both shirts had been discarded, Alec's belt was tossed somewhere and his pants were undone. A line of bruises and marks trailed down the side of his neck. "What are you guys doing back already?" He asked, sitting up abruptly, pushing Magnus off him.
"Um...well...Jace kinda sprain his ankle and we got kicked out…."
Alec blushed furiously, fumbling with his zipper. In his rush, his fingers kept slipping and he couldn't get it all the way up, causing him to blush more. Magnus rolled his eyes and sighed, affetionately helping his boyfriend with his zipper. Izzy held in a squeal as Alec smiled, muttering "Thanks" and kissed his cheek. "Well….we could come back later….if you wanted…...because you're clearly busy." Simon said, raising an eyebrows.
"Yes"
"No"
Magnus and Alec spoke at the same time. "What? No they should go! Don't you want to continue our….activities?" Magnus asked, wide eyed.
"They can stay, besides, Mum and Dad probably aren't done yelling yet."
Magnus pouted and crossed his arms. Alec rolled his eyes and handed him his shirt, moving to put his own on. "Ah ah ah!" He scolded. "You still have to leave yours off, remember?"
Alec frowned and threw it back on the ground. "Fine. Lets keep going."
They all returned to their previous places, Jace severely liping from his table dancing. "So….uhh….I think it's Jace's turn."
"Right... !"
"No."
"Aleeeeec! If you get picked you have to do it." Magnus whined.
"Or you could always just remove a clothing article…" Izzy suggested.
"Okay...thats weird.'
"Whatever, truth or dare Alec?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to go to the neighbors and ask if you can borrow an umbrella."
Alec whipped off his pants faster than you could say "Quidditch" "No way in HELL I'm doing that."
Magnus giggled and mouthed Thank You at Jace. Jace pretended not to see. "Ugh, Izzy truth or dare."
"Daaaaare brotha!"
"Okay….Um...call the first person your finger lands on in your contacts list and ask them 'When cows laugh, does milk come out their nose?"'
"okay?...First contact my finger…...oh….OH...this is gonna be awkward….its Meliorn."
"What?! No way are you calling him!" Simon protested.
"Simon calm down!" Magnus said rolling his eyes.
"Don't tell me what to do! What if Alec called…..uh….called…..uh…."
Magnus raised an eyebrow. "If Alec called who?"
"Uh….well…...I don't know!"
"Exactly."
Magnus sat back looking smug. "Now call away Isabelle."
Izzy rolled her eyes and tapped Meloirn's number. "Hello?" He answered after a couple of rings.
"Hi Meloirn, this is Izzy, remember me?"
"...of course…"
"Right well I have a question for you."
"Yes?"
"When cows laugh…..does milk come out their noise?"
"...BY THE ANGEL…..WHAT IF IT DOES?!" He all but shouted into the phone.
All six people in the room jumped back at once.
"I must find my queen," He muttered, "And find the answer to this demonish riddle you have set upon me." Then he hung up.
"What the actual-"
"Fudge." Alec interjected Izzy.
"Yes, exactly what I was going to say."
"Dude...that man has issues…" Simon said.
The others agreed. "So,,,,my turn now!...Maaaaggnuuuuss!?"
"Yes Izzy dear?" He asked, ignoring Alec's mutterings.
"Truth….or dare?"
"Hm…...truth."
"What are Alec's two weirdest habits?"
Magnus thought for a bit. "Whenever he reads or writes, and its something really intense/phylasophical/awkward….he scrunches his nose...and….hmm….when we're….uh...when we're….well….." Magnus stumbled as he tried to think of a delicate way to put it so as not to embarass his boyfriend. "Engaging in sexy times…." Didn't work, Alec still blushed furiously.
"Well he always tugs on the back of my hair."
Jace made a face. "TMI man."
Izzy and Clary exchanged looks, trying not to laugh and Simon copied Jace. "Right...so…..Jace. Truth or Dare."
"Dare but I AIN'T DANCIN ON NO TABLES OR KISSIN NO BOYS AGAIN!"
Magnus sighed. "Fine. I dare you to adopt a duck."
His face went pale. "W….w...what?"
(A/N: This was submitted by the lovely Spottedmask77)
"You heard me," Magnus said, smiling evilly. "Adopt. A. Duck."
"You can't adopt a duck!" He countered.
"Yes. Heres the card, in fact...the place is just down the road!"
Jace looked at Magnus for a long time, then stood up, looking like he was about to go into battle. "Right."
Everyone began walking out of the apartment. They stayed quiet until the reached the lobby of the duck place. It was in all honesty one of the strangest places Alec had ever been in, the wall were bright yellow, and pictures of ducks hung all over the wall. Jace straightened his jacket and turned to look at Clary. He cupped her face with his hands. "Clary, if I don't come back, I want you to know that I love you...and...and….it was I who ate your sub sandwich last week."
"I knew it!" She shrieked.
The person behind the counter gave her a reproachful look. "Sorry!" She whispered.
Jace swiveled on his heel and marched up to the counter. "Hello and welcome to 'Adopt a Duck' what can I do for you today?" The lady asked.
Jace took a deep breath. "I'd like to...I'd like to….adopt….a….a...demon. I mean duck!"
He looked panicked, "Of...course? Just fill out these papers and I'll be right back!"
Jace grimaced as he started to work on the papers. "Here it is! Your new friend!"
The lady held out a duckling to him. He literally looked like he was about to vomit. "Sir? Sir are you alright?"
Jace shook his head vigorously. "Here, maybe your duck will make you feel better." She said, holding it out to him.
He screamed a very unmanly scream and ran. As he burst through the doors, he took of his shirt and threw it in the snow yelling "I CAN'T IT'S SO EVIL JUST LOOK!"
The others ran after him, all laughing hysterically. The woman just looked confused.
When they got back to Magnus's flat, found Jace there, huddled in a ball and muttering something about wicin ducks….After they managed to calm him down. the game continued. "So….Alec. Truth or dare?"
"What! I didn't do anything to you."
"Yeah, but your boyfriend did. Oh, and you better pick dare, unless you want to have to describe your sexy times with Magnus, in detail...or remove another article of clothing."
Alec's glare looked like it could melt metal. "Fine. Dare." he hissed.
"Go outside and kiss five people. Then confess your love for five more."
"WHAT!?" Magnus shrieked.
Jace laughed. "NO! NU-UH NO WAY IS MY BOYFRIEND KISSING FIVE PEOPLE AND CONFESSING HIS LOVE TO FIVE MORE!"
"Jesus calm down Magnus, It's not like its real love." Simon said, sarcastically.
"You shut up! All of you out! Now bye bye! Besides, its almost dark."
THey all began shuffling out. "Wait, no! Not Alec!"
Everyone looked around. "What! how am I supposed to explain this to Maryse!" Jace said.
Magnus shrugged. "Tell her Alec was kidnapped by his magnificent boyfriend, who knows, he's rather cute. I might keep him. Rent to own? Shall we say?"
"Come on Jace, leave them to their canoodling."
"I prefer the word Shenanigans." Simon said. "Lovely word."
They all gave him a weird look as they walked out the door. "What! Haven't any of you seen Doctor Who?!"
As the door swung shut behind him, Magnus turned to look at Alec. "Now little shadowhunter.." He whispered, advancing on him. "You're mine."
Alec laughed as Magnus swept his up and bridle carried him to the bedroom. It looked like they got to have some alone time after all.
AWWW THEIR JUST SO CUTE! I LOVE MALEC SO MUCH! Anyways! I tried to make this one as long as possible because I LOVE truth or dare. ALso...for those who care...I just went to see Catching Fire. I am done. Just….no. WHY IS THERE SO MANY FEELS! So….I feel like there was something else I was going to say...but OH WELL! Please rate/review/follow/favorite GOODNIGHT!