Okay, so I'm still going to continue the fic I was working on before my computer went all meh, but I'm having a bit of trouble with it, so i decided to just post a one shot today…so…ya….

Yay I'm back! I don't know how long this'll be cause I still have a really busy schedule, but I'll try and make it 1,000ish words.

Alec tapped his fingers lightly against the clean granite counter, pulling a face as the cold water splashed against his sensitive teeth. "Aleeeeeec? Where are you? Honestly it can't take that long to drink a glass of water!" Izzy's voice came from the living room.

"One second!" he shouted back.

He sighed and took another sip of water, the glass was almost empty, and he would have to go back in soon. "Alec darling, are you alright?" Magnus poked his head around the corner.

"What? Oh yeah, just….didn't want to go back in there."

Magnus laughed softly and walked over to him, wrapping his arms around the young boys waist. "Neither do I. 800 years of living and never once has a teenage boy forced me to play Dungeons and Dragons with him."

"I think it was more Izzy's death threats that got everyone to play." Alec responded, smiling slightly at the memory of his sister threatening Jace with giant duck and the promise of no chinese food for a month.

"MAGNUS I TOLD YOU TO CHECK ON HIM WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Izzy screamed from the other room.

"Guess we should go back in there…" Alec muttered, setting his glass in the sink.

"Yeah….hey wait….I have an idea." Magnus grinned maliciously.

"Oh?" Alec raised an eyebrow. Most of Magnus's ideas ended badly.

Magnus's grin grew wider as he grabbed his boyfriend's hand and dragged him out of the kitchen. "There you two are!" Izzy fumed. "Its your turn."

Simon bite his lip. "Umm….actually its Clary's turn….."
"Right. Thats what I meant." She turned to Clary, still glaring. "Its your turn."

Magnus concealed a smile as he watched Mini-Fray take the dice, confused. He wasn't sure if anyone, besides Simon, understood this game. After a couple more rounds and 5 more attempts at escaping the game, Magnus finally succeeded. "I'm going to get a drink." Magnus said, standing up and stretching.

"Fine. Its Jaces turn anyway. Just as long as you don't take as long as Alec." Izzy snapped.

"Yours." Simon mumbled.

"Right. Yeah...I'm Jace….uh….Isabelle Jacelyn Lightwood."

Magnus chuckled as he walked off to the kitchen. It was amazing the lengths Izzy would go to not to be wrong. As he entered the immaculate room, the warlock promptly began looking around for something flammable. After a few seconds he spotted a pair of hideous curtains covering the window above the stove. Oh this is just too perfect. He thought, gliding over to them.

Alec was getting extremely frustrated with Simon. Every time he tried to move somewhere, the annoying vamp would make a slight tutting noise. Alecs fingers hovered over a square on the board, piece ready to set down. Out of the corner of his eye he spotted Simon raise his eyebrows and open his mouth. "Simon if you make one more noise I swear by the angel, you will be in the most pain you have ever experienced in your tiny little existence."

Simon was just about to retort when suddenly a very high pitched scream and a very flustered looking warlock came running out of the kitchen, smoking. (Literally smoking, although he was rather hot) Suddenly a burst of flames shot out the kitchen door and Simon leaped up. "My Kitchen!" He ran forward, followed by the others.

In all the commotion, Magnus grabbed Alec's hand and dragged him to the door. "MAGNUS WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!" He shouted the moment they were outside.

"Look. I didn't mean to set the entire kitchen on fire! I just meant to hit the curtains and my aim was off...and I didn't know they had a bottle of kerosene next to their sink!"

"Magnus!"

"They were ugly curtains to begin with. Fruit Alec! Fruit! And the decor of the place left much to be desired."

"Still, you can't set things on fire."

Magnus sniffed defiantly. "We better get moving unless we don't want to be roped into that awful game."
Alec sighed and grabbed his hand and the two began walking down the road. They walked for a little while until they reached the inner part of the city. Suddenly Magnus stopped and inhaled deeply. "What's wrong?" Alec asked, looking back.

"Do you smell that?"

"Smell what?" Alec began looking around carefully. The air was clear, well, as clear as air could be in New York, and the only thing he could smell was the faint stench a garbage truck a block away.

"It smells like…..vanilla ice cream."

Alec looked at him for a moment, then shrugged. "I don't smell it."

Magnus looked at the shadowhunter exasperatedly. "Honestly, being a shadowhunter I would have thought you'd have a better sense of smell."

"I've never had vanilla ice cream."

"I mean, maybe its been ruined by demons but s- wait what?" Magnus looked take aback.

"I've never had vanilla ice cream. Or any ice cream...now that I think about it."

"You what?! You've never had ice cream!"

He shook his head. "Whats the big deal?"

"Whats the big deal!? Alec….Alexander!...ice cream is the most glorious, most delicious, most magical...most….most….just….its ice cream! People feed their babies this after they exit the womb! The rich bathe in it! For gods sake the President made an entire room out of it! People have married ice cream! People have killed for it!"

"...I'm pretty sure nobodies killed for ice cream before."

"Well What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

"A what?"

Magnus gasped, looking like he was about to faint. "You...you….what kind of life have you been living?"

"Obviously one not so centered around food as you…."
Magnus looked at him indignantly. "I am going to pretend I didn't hear that. We are going down to an ice cream shop this instant and you are eating ice cream!"

"What? No I-"
"No buts about it."

Magnus grabbed his hand began dragging him down the road until they reached a small cafe with a purple door, squeezed between a bakery and an organic vegetable shop. The inside was very dark and un-Magnus. The yellowing tiles that covered the floor were stained and scratched, and the chipped table tops were dirty. Which was why Alec was surprised to find the place fairly busy. "Worst looking place in the city, but the best ice cream. I don't know why they refuse to redecorate. The managers a little crazy I guess."

Alec raised his eyebrows and took a seat at one of the chipped tabbles. A few minutes later, Magnus returned carrying a gigantic bowl of rainbow ice cream and glittery white sprinkles. "Are you sure thats even edible?" Alec asked, peering at the vibrant food in front of him.

"Yes, of course it is. Now eat up." Magnus grabbed the spoon and dipped it into the pile of ice cream. "Open up."
Alec glared at him. "You are not feeding me."

"Yes. I am. Now open up."

Alec sat stubbornly, blushing furiously. "No."

"Yes! Now…" An evil smirk crept onto the warlocks lips as he wiggled the spoon. "Here comes the airplaneeeee. Vrrrmrmmm VRRRMMMM."

Alec looked like he was going to murder someone. "Stop." he hissed.

Magnus just gave another smirk. "Magnus, if you fancy any of your limbs, I would suggest you stop and let me feed myself."

Magnus sighed and put the spoon back in the bowl. "You're no fun."

Alec huffed and took the spoon he had been holding. Pressing his finger tips together, Magnus rested his chin against his index fingers and crossed his legs under him, staring at Alec intensely. "Um…..?"

"Shh. I'm Dumbledore. Now eat."

Alec gave him a quizzical look, then popped the bright substance into his mouth. "I don't see-" Alec broke off and his eyes widened.

"Oh...my….god." He swallowed. "That….was the most delicious thing I have ever tasted! How did I live without this? What..how...why? There...just...there are no words to describe this beautiful delicious masterpiece."

Magnus grinned. "See! Its so amazing!" He reached over and took Alec's hands in his, gazing dramatically into his eyes.

"Alexander Gideon Lightwood, this day marks a momentous event. From this moment forward, you begin your education in the history, flavors and preparation of the most wondrous invention ever, taught by no other than the one and only Magnus Fabulous-Glitter-McAwesome Bane."

Alec smiled as Magnus kissed his knuckles. "We need to get some of this for the apartment."

"I agree. A whole fridge full."

"No, screw the fridge, lets build a room out of it like the president."
Magnus grinned. "Challenge accepted."

And that, children, is the story of how Alec and Magnus's apartment ended up covered in ice cream, and chairman meow was buried under a pile of melted rainbow and chocolate.

No joke, I'm in my computer apps class and two girls just got up and started waltzing to highschool musical...and the teacher just sat there and didn't say anything. ….anywaaays. IM BACK! Miss me? (HAHAHA Sherlock reference!) Sorry this one's not the best, I kinda shorted out about half way through and was like nope. I'm done with life for today, but alas, I finished and I AM STARVING FOR ICE CREAM LIKE LITERALLY I CAN TASTE IT AND ITS KILLING ME! Anyways! Hopefully I'll be updating way more….soonly?...often! thats the word I was looking for...please review/favorite/follow and ya….Thanks as always for reading and you guys are awesome. I give you all ice cream *Stands up and starts throwing out ice cream.* See you tomorrow...maybe...PIP PIP!