This literally has no plot….it's just Magnus and Alec shopping. Izzy and Clary make a guest appearance. This is my peace offering from not having updated anything in forever. Hope you like it :)

Disclaimer: I don't own TMI or anything *Snape voice* Obv-iously.

The first time Alec woke up to find Magnus's bedroom completely buried in clothes it had nearly given him a heart attack. The second time it happened, he had refused to sleep in Magnus's apartment for 2 weeks, but by now, he was used to it.

"Magnus what are you doing?" He asked, sitting up and pushing a pile of shirts of his legs.

"Oh Alexander! Good! You're awake!"
He made a noise and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes.

"It's summer, and I can't find a single thing suitable to wear." Magnus said, chucking a few christmas sweaters and what looked like a medieval tunic over his shoulder.

Alec groaned and flopped back down. "Magnuuus! You have more clothes than all of New York! How can you still have nothing to wear?"

He sighed and turned to face his boyfriend. "All my summer clothes are from last year! And besides, I haven't been shopping in forever...Going to long without shopping makes one weak. Ooooh! I know! We could go shopping together! Maybe get you some new clothes…" Magnus wrinkled his nose as he often did in regards to Alec's fashion sense.

"No...Magnus...no!" Alec rolled over and pulled the blankets back around him

"Allleeeec!" He whined, walking over and jumping on the bed next to the burrito shaped lump. "Come on. Pleeeasseee."

Magnus pulled the blankets back from his face and pouted. "Plleeeaaasee!"

Alec shook his head hid his face in the light blue pillows. "No shopping." He said, slightly muffled.

Magnus smiled and leaned over, kissing Alec's neck. "Thats not faairr. Magnuss." Alec whined, trying to wriggle away. The warlock laughed and snaked his arm around his boyfriends torso, pulling him back. "Whats not fair Alexander?" He asked, peppering his shoulders with kisses.

"Its not going to work."

"Mmmhmm?" He rolled on top of the nephilim and placed his hands on either side of his head.

"I'm not going shopping with you. No matter how much you-" He was cut of as Magnus leaned down and started kissing him very enthusiastically.

Two hours later Alec found himself being dragged around a mall by a very sparkly and very persuasive warlock. So much for self control.

"What about that one? Its purple." Alec called to Magnus who was a few feet away.

He walked over and sighed as soon as he saw the shirt Alec was holding. "First of all Alexander, that is lavender. I'm looking for lilac. and secondly that has a boat neckline. I never wear boat necklines."
Alec sighed and put the shirt back on the rack. "Why do I even bother?" He muttered.

Magnus smiled, wrapping his arms around him and kissed his temple. "Because you're the most adorable person ever."

Alec blushed kissed him back. Just then his phone started ringing and he broke away to fish it out of his pocket. Magnus moved on to continue the search for a lilac top. "Hello?"

"Hey Alec!"

"Hey Izzy!" He said smiling. "Whats up?"

"Where are you? I brought over some of your stuff we found while cleaning out your room, but you guys aren't home."

"Uhh...yeah...we're...shopping."
Izzy snorted into the phone. "You? Shopping? How did Magnus manage that one?"

Alec blushed furiously. "He's very persuasive!"
She giggled and Magnus winked at him over a rack of clothes, making him blush even more. "What mall are you guys in? I need new clothes for summer, and Clary's meeting me in an hour. Maybe we could meet up?"

"Uuuhh…." Alec looked around, looking for the name of the mall somewhere.

"Copper Moon Mall." Magnus said, smiling at his boyfriends obliviousness.

"Copper Moon Mall." He repeated.

"Oh I've been there a few times. Meet at the Frosting Fantasy in two hours?"

"Yeah sure….."

"Okay see you then! Bye Alec!"

"See ya Iz."

"What'd Isabelle want?" Magnus asked, walking over holding a stack of clothing in varying shades of purple.

"She and Clary are going to meet us at Frosting Fantasy, wherever that is, in two hours."

"Oh! We have just enough time to shop for scarves then!" Magnus said, dragging the shadowhunter towards the counter.

"You need two hours to shop for scarves?!"

Alec stood awkwardly near a rack of shoes, while Magnus wandered around the other side of the store. After a few more minutes he decided to go look for Magnus and started walking away when he heard giggling from his left. As he turned to see what they were giggling at, Alec ran face first into a shoe display, causing all the shoes to go tumbling down and the rack to fall with a loud bang. "Crap!" he groaned and crouched down to pick up the shoes.

"Here you go." a voice said above him.

He looked up to see one of the giggling girls handing him a shoe. He stood up and took it. "Umm...thanks."
"So," She said twirling a piece of bright blonde hair around her finger. "Shopping for your girlfriend?"

"Um no I-"

"With?"

"No I-"

"Do you have a girlfriend?" She asked batting her eyelashes.

"No Im-"

He was cut of by the girls friends giggling and whispering. "Wow I'm surprised. Your so cute!" She giggled again. "I'm Adeline."

"Alec and-"
"Oooh! We both have names that start with A!"

"Um….okay…"

"Listen." She said, leaning closer. Alec scooted back a little, looking uncomfortable. "My friends and I are going to a party later tonight if you want to come along…." She smiled and ran a finger down Alec's arm.

He jumped back nervously. "Um...thanks but I'm….I….well I have….er…" Suddenly someone coughed behind him and he whirled around to see a very pissed of looking Magnus standing behind him.

"Can we help you?" he asked, crossing his arms and glaring.

The girl, Adeline, looked at him, returning his glare. "I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to him, so if you could just….leave... " She sneered.

"Uh-oh." Alec muttered biting his lip.

Magnus bristled immediately. "He's spoken for. So back. off."

She rolled her eyes. "He said he didn't have a girlfriend, so clearly, you must not know him very well. Anyways, who do you think you are?"

"Who do I think I am?" Magnus said, practically spitting fire at the girl.

"Magnuus." Alec hissed, tugging on his sleeve and glancing around, people were starting to stare.

"I'm only his boyfriend."

"Exactly. Wait what?" She looked taken aback.

Magnus smirked and slipped an arm possessively around Alec's waist. "Exactly. He's mine. So if you could just...leave…." He said, mockingly.

She flushed bright pink and huffed, stalking off to her friends, who were all glaring at them. "Magnus, you didn't have to-" But he was cut off as the warlock swooped in to kiss him, wrapping both arms tightly around the nephilim.

"You're mine." He whispered.

Alec laughed and nuzzle his neck. "You know you have no reason to be jealous."

Magnus blushed slightly. "I love you." Alec said, smiling and kissing his cheek.

"I love you too." He replied, kissing his lips. "Sorry I caused a scene."

. "Idiot." He muttered affectionately. "Besides, she lacked a certain thing I look for in someone, don't you think?"
"Glitter? Gorgeousness? Magnificentness?" Magnus asked, cocking his head.

Alec rolled his eyes. "I meant something physical."
"Oooh right. Cat eyes." He said, winking.

"Ah, yes. C'mon, its almost 1. We promised to meet Izzy and Clary."

Magnus suddenly looked like a very excited two year old. "Oh yes! Cupcakes!"

"And she wasn't even that pretty. Her hair was a disaster and she needed some serious help on her make up. Not to mention her clothes. Ugh."
Izzy and Clary giggled as Magnus recounted the incident with the girls in vivid detail. "Bitch had it coming." Izzy nodded.

"Wish I was there." Clary laughed.

"No. No you really don't." Alec said, face resembling the red velvet cupcakes on display.

Magnus smiled and kissed his boyfriends temple. "Well if you weren't so cute and -"
"Whats everyone getting?" Izzy asked, interrupting Magnus before he could embarrass Alec further.

"Cookies and Cream." Alec said immediately, eager to change the subject.

"Mhmmm...the Chatoyant Paris." Magnus indicated a vanilla cupcake with dark blue frosting and glittery sprinkles.

"Oh course." Alec muttered.

"I can't decide….red velvet or the Boston Cream?" Clary asked, scanning the display.

"Red velvet." Izzy and Alec said at the same time as Magnus said "Boston Cream."
She laughed and looked apologetically at the warlock. "Sorry Magnus, but I can't go against Lightwood Law. I'll have to red velvet." She said, turning to the person behind the desk.

After they had all paid and gotten a table Magnus asked what Izzy and Clary were going to look for. "Oh I need new dresses, we're hosting a big shadowhunter party or something in a month and Mom says all my dresses are 'inappropriate'." She scoffed and muttered something that sounded like "inappropriate my ass."

"I just need some summer clothes. Particularly shorts. What are you guys looking for?"

"We're getting Alec new clothes." Magnus said, enthusiastically.

"We're not." Alec said.

Magnus rolled his eyes. "Darling have you seen your wardrobe lately? Its like darth vader, a goth and a second hand store made love on a pile of sweaters and then gave them to the moths."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

The next 20 minutes were spent with Alec and Magnus bickering about clothes and Clary and Izzy watching with amused expressions. Finally Alec gave in and they all headed off in search of clothes.

The next morning Alec woke up to the sound of clinking and the smell of bacon. "Wasgoing on?" He said huskily, propping himself up on his elbows.

"I thought since I made you go shopping yesterday I'd make it up to you this morning." Magnus said, pulling aside the purple drapes and walking back over to the bed, holding a breakfast laden tray.

"Do I smell blueberry pancakes?" The nephilim asked, sitting up hopefully.

"And bacon and eggs." Magnus said, placing the tray on his lap and scooting around to his side of the bed.

"Mmmhmmm." Alec sighed, taking a big bite of pancakes and snuggling into his boyfriends arms.

"Hopefully this morning won't be as excruciating for you as yesterday morning."

Alec groaned, remembering the shopping trip and taking another bite of pancake. "You know," He said, swallowing. "Not everything about yesterday morning was excruciating." Then he leaned up and captured Magnus's lips with his own.

Magnus raised and eyebrow as they broke apart, smirking. "Mhmm Alexander, are you actually initiating something for once?" He teased.

Alec blushed. "Just c'mere." he muttered, leaning up to kiss him again.

Magnus chuckled and snapped the tray away, rolling on top of Alec and undoing his belt.

Boom. Look I wrote something…..also i'm writing this in google docs and copy and pasting so idk if the italics and bold transfers. Sorry!