"So what am I supposed to do?"
"You are my personal assistant. As such, your duties vary."
"I don't cook, right?"
"You maintain records and bookkeeping, as well as make arrangements when necessary to travel by means other than automobile."
"But I don't cook, right?"
"You also take most incoming calls, and are expected to accompany me outside in mansion in case I have need for your assistance."
"But I don't cook, right? Because I totally can't cook. All I do for dinner is instant noodles—"
"No, you don't cook."
"Whew."