Wohoo! We're almost to the end!
" That sonofa bitch?" asked Mr Puffin. Unfortunately, the puffin also wanted to kill that so called 'Canadian'. Lapras nodded excitedly. " Yeah, I mean who likes him when he's a prick, racists scumbag!"
Mr Puffin squawked with joy. " Aww, yeah! Finally we are having a real action! What do ya think, Kumajirou?"
Kumajirou thought for moment and then said," If it's best for Canada, then let's do it!"
The three cheered as they made their journey faster than ever. As the trio were on their way to Ontario, both Mr Puffin and Kumajirou heard Lapras humming a tune. " Hey Lapras, what song are you humming?" asked Mr Puffin.
Lapras snapped out his trance and looked at him. Kumajirou also stopped because he wanted to know the song as well. " It's a song that I've been thinking about us since we're a team," said Lapras who was still having a dreamy look in his face. Kumajirou was excited. " Sing for us a verse, Lapras!"
So Lapras took a deep breath and sang the first verse:
" We're the toughest little creatures in town,
Got the moves, got the mojo, no harder working ponies around,
We are a trio, work as a team,
We'll be the first creatures out on the flag-waving scene," he sang. Kumajirou loved the song so much that he pulled the log with a lot of strength. The song motivated him. Mr Puffin loved the song too!
" Hey, let me try!" squawked Mr Puffin as he flew above Lapras. His voice wasn't as good as Lapras' but Lapras loved it nonetheless.
" We get going when the going gets tough
We know our very best is just never enough," sang Mr Puffin.
Kumajirou, feeling left out decided to sing as he pulled the both of his friends. Thinking for a while, he drew a breath and sang:
" We're kinda short, but so what?We don't get defeated
We could take a little break, but we don't need it."
Then the three sang together:
" We've got hearts as strong as orcas,
We've got hearts as strong as orcas,
We've got hearts as strong as orcas,
We've got hea-a-a-arts, hearts strong as orcas!"
The trio did not know how long they've been singing but as soon as they stopped the song, they gasped. The three of them arrived in Canada and in the states of Ontario! Now, it's time for the kill.
" Alright," Kumajirou panted as both Lapras and Mr Puffin helped him out of the harness and Lapras placed it on himself. " So where are we going to find him?"
" We'll just have to listen for a voice that sounds like a whiny girl that's trying to sing," Lapras cackled at the idea. Suddenly, Mr Puffin heard something. " That must be him. Follow me!"
Lapras and Kumajirou followed the puffin until they reached a little house. The three of them stacked themselves from Kumajirou at the bottom to Mr Puffin on top to see the view from a window. There, Mr Puffin could see the guy singing his first song.
" If we stand here long enough, I'm gonna lose my brain cells!" groaned Mr Puffin. " Hell, our song's way better than his!" Lapras told the two about his plan: luring him out of the house then makes the kill. So he told Mr Puffin to knock on the window and lure him out.
" Cute and cuddly boys," Mr Puffin smirked. " Cute and cuddly."
Mr Puffin tapped the window with his beak and right on cue, Justin Bieber came out. " Aww~" he/she cooed. " What a cute penguin."
Oh no he didn't! " Hey, who are ya callin' penguin chum?" Mr Puffin squawked angrily and pecked him on the face. Feeling angry, Bieber followed the flying puffin until he/she was outside of his house. ' Where is that little freak?' Before he/she could respond to the surrounding, something heavy tackled him/her to the ground. And that thing that tackled was Kumajirou.
While pinned down, Bieber could not see anything except a dark figure with long neck and fiery white eyes with no pupils staring at him/her. " Remember," it or should I say he said. " There will be a momentary discomfort." With that, his mouth shoots out a blast of ice into Bieber's mouth until that Bieber could not speak because the internal organs were all frozen.
" I will freeze the marrows of your bones," the creature droned monotonously. " Each will shatter and fracture and there is nothing you could do but beg me to stop until you couldn't feel and want to end your life." Soon, the three of them stood in silence until the creature's eyes returned to the friendly yet stern colour of reddish-brown as all of them stared at the body.
The deed was done. It was dead.
" Wow," Kumajirou whispered. Mr Puffin was silent until he fluttered on top of the creature. " What are we going to do now, Lapras?"
" Home," he stated as the three of them continued to find the house of the Kumajirou's owner. Just then, they heard three voices:
" Lapras!"
" Mr Puffin!"
" Kumajirou!"
Wohoo, thanks to the trio, the little prick is dead! I mean, if South Park killed him why not the same with this. Just to tell you readers, the next chapter is the final chapter. Feel free to comment :)
