Previously: Jade and Jack looked at each other and rolled their eyes, this guy clearly didn't get sarcasm. "You know Bunny obviously." North said as he pointed to the Pooka who was leaning against the fireplace. "Obviously." Jack stated and Jade said, "Yeah, and he's obviously a jerk." Jade muttered under her breath.
North Pole
North continued the introduction and said, "And this is the Tooth Fairy." Suddenly, a woman who looked like a cross between a human and a hummingbird with a bunch of tiny hers flew over to Jack and said excitingly, "Hello Jack, I've heard a lot about you, and your TEETH!" Jade could see the confusion and discomfort in her friend but she couldn't help but laugh as the fairy opened his mouth and praised his white teeth and the minifairies squealed in joy. But Jade's joy was short as the Tooth Fairy flew over to her and said, "Oh, I almost forgot to check yours." and the next thing she knew, the Tooth Fairy was opening her mouth and checking her teeth. "Hm, they're not as white as Jack's, but you do take good care of them."
"And this is Sandy... WAKE UP!" North shouted to the little man who had fallen asleep. "Whoa, rude awakening dude." Jade muttered under her breath, North just ignored her and said, "So Jack, you know why you are here, yes?" Jack just raised an eyebrow and said, "Uh, no not really." Jade nodded to her friend and stated casually, "Yeah, how are we supposed to know why we're here? I mean, you just kidnapped us and gave us an intro, duh."
All of the Guardians stared at the small girl, she acted as if this sort of thing was normal. Sandy tried to explain the situation to Jack and Jade by using his sand images, but they didn't understand what he was 'saying' to them. "Uh, that's not really helping, but thanks anyway." Jack told Sandy and then started walking around and swinging his staff freezing a passing elf. "I must of done something really bad in order to get you four together." Jack stated while continuing his walk, "Was it some prank gone wrong that I don't remember, Hey am I on the Naughty List?" Jack finished and North laughed at the boy's question and answered, "HA! On Naughty List? You hold record." Jade stared laughing and turned to Jack, "Dude, that's so cool, I'm impressed." Bunnymund scowled at Jade and said, "Oi, don't encourage him sheila!" Jade just rolled her eyes and smirked at the Easter Bunny and North continued, "But no matter, we overlook. Now we are wiping clean the slate." Jade then noticed the tattoos on the Russian's arms and muttered, "Tch, how come Santa gets tattoos and I don't?" but no one heard her.
Jack raised an eyebrow at the Guardians and asked, "How come?" North then walked over to the winter spirit and said, "I tell you 'how come'. Because now, YOU ARE GUARDIAN!" Suddenly the yetis began to hold an juggle flaming torches while the elves played a loud ceremonial song on their trumpets. 2 of Tooth's minifairies flew over to Jack and tried to get him to wear a flower necklace but he brushed them away, then one of the elves pointed at Jack's bare feet and then to a pair of blue and glittery elf slippers with curled toes and bells at the end. Jack stared that the shoes is disgust and Jade laughed at his situation.
One of the yetis then handed North a large and old book and the man opened it and began to read from it, but Jack was getting tired of this and so was Jade. The winter spirit signaled Jade to hold onto something as he raised his staff and slammed it down creating a giant gust of wind and frost making everyone stop what they were doing and stare at the two beings in front of them. "What makes you think I wanna be a Guardian?" Jack asked in annoyance.