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What the hell?" Tony said in a surprised voice that startled Thor out of his thoughts concerning his cereal. Thor put down his spoon and Tony's eyes flickered around the room before going back the screen. Thor's eyes zeroed in on the screen as well and frowned. There was a dragon statue, or at least perhaps that what it was supposed to look like. He knew the dragon shape enough to know, even with whatever was covering him that made him look like a statue, his brother's dragon form. Loki had been gone a lot in the last couple of days and while he had missed him he would always come back in the night. Is this where he had been? He didn't understand why in the world he would be pretending to be a statue.
"What the hell is he doing?" Tony asked him this time. Thor shrugged as he had no idea. The video sped up until someone else came into the picture. The person was a young Midgardian woman with straight brown hair. She seemed interested in his brother's still and covered form, interested enough to take out her phone and presumably take a picture of him. She put her phone down after a moment and kept staring at his brother. Thor still had no idea why his brother would do this so he kept his eyes peeled to the screen hoping for any indication for why it was happening. The Midgardians eyes slowly started to drift to other things and the moment they were looking away Loki started to move forward, only to freeze the moment she looked back. The Midgardians eyes furrowed in confusion and he heard Tony bark out a laugh. He didn't turn away from the screen though intent on seeing exactly what it was his brother was doing. The Midgardian looked down at her phone and while she was looking away Loki crept closer to her, the moment she looked up again he froze. She looked warily at his brother now, Thor noted as Tony kept laughing sporadically.
She started backing away from him while maintaining her gaze on the dragon. After a long moment, she turned her head to look over her shoulder and Loki stepped forward again. She looked even more frightened when she turned back as she seemed to notice that he was closer. After a long moment of what appeared to be indecision, she took off running. Thor could see the mirth in his brother's eyes. As Tony was still laughing he assumed Tony understood what was going on better than he did, although he did assume that Loki had done it to discomfort the Midgardian.
"What is he doing?" Thor asked turning his attention from the screen to the laughing billionaire who seemed to find what his brother was doing entertaining.
"This one's probably my fault. I think he was in the same room as me when I was watching Doctor Who a few days ago." This did not clear anything up for him. He knew Doctor Who was a television program but had never watched an episode before.
"You see there are these creatures," he started to explain but a few moments into his explanation apparently decided to give up, "It doesn't matter. He's doing it to be a little shit and it's hilarious." Thor had pretty much guessed that and what Tony had said hadn't exactly cleared anything up, other than the fact that Tony found it amusing. Tony and his brother seemed to similar in many ways. If Loki hadn't made such a bad first impression he wondered if the two of them might have become friends-or perhaps because of both of their strong personalities they would have become even more spectacular enemies.
"Should we not stop this?" he asked Tony bringing his attention back to the video and the new Midgardian who was looking upon his brother. This one was a slightly older but still youthful male. Tony's eyes slowly drifted off the screen to settle on him, the genius' eyes were incredulous like he couldn't fathom why Thor would ask such a question.
"Why stop art?" Thor opened his mouth to argue when Tony went on "Okay I guess we should keep an eye on it. If he does it to any old men with heart problems then we should probably step in but other than that...he honestly could probably be doing much worse things." Thor reluctantly agreed, he could be doing something much worse and at least now they knew what he was doing.