H-hey guys.
*Ducks to avoid knives thrown by enraged readers* I know it's been about five months since I updated the story, but I'm back now and better than ever! Ish. Okay I'm not that much better. Now on with the story!
I don't own anyone you recognize.
"Look, kids, we understand that this is upsetting for you, but just try to calm down." soothed Black Canary. Or at least she tried to sooth. It did nothing for the two sobbing teens, or the nine startled looking ones. Chrysanthemum was the first to snap out of her dazed look. She snapped her fingers and the made-of-leaves green dress she was wearing turned into dark green skinny jeans, a light green t-shirt with a pocket on the left side, bark brown toms, and a matching brown headband that contrasted well with her ketchup red wavy hair. She blinked her dark green eyes one more time before turning to the rest of the young criminals and staring pointedly at MPH, who nodded once before turning in a quicker-than-sound circle and changing into fire hydrant red skinny jeans, a pale yellow t-shirt with a the words 'I ship everyone, everywhere, all the time, forever' written in brown. The same brown as her now brown, half laced, floppy top leather boots, and her orange hair was in one long braid down to the small of her back, and a small silver heart shaped locket clicked just as she finished spinning. Batman raised an eyebrow at MPH- or whoever the frick-frack she really was- but she just smirked.
"Works just like Flashy's rings." she smirked at the line of adult heroes before whipping her head back around at the other criminals in the room.
"Alright guys, listen up! I want civvies on. Like, now." she said, taking control of the group.
"Come on people, chins up!" Ordered Chrysanthemum. Icicle Jr reached up to the thing around his necp.k and unlocked it before he took it off. His shoulder shrunk to a normal size and he became a short, skinny kid with pale skin, white-blond hair, electric blue eyes, wearing a blue hoodie, brown pants, and ice blue converse. Yeah, he pretty much looked exactly like Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians. Pied Piper and Trickster simply stepped out of the clothes and chucked them at MPH, who simply circled again until the locket clicked shut- cue more confused looks from the adults and another smirk from MPH. Pied Piper wore neat jeans, sperry's, and a white button-up collar shirt with dark blue pin stripes buttoned all the way up with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows. Trickster had on faded light blue jeans with almost-holes in the knees, black converse, and a t-shirt with lime green and electric yellow horozantal block stripes. The terror twins just grabbed some stuff out of the plaid red and black backpack Tommy carried- blue jeans, a demin skirt, and two matching red hoodies. Joker Jr. and Quinn simply whipped of there face make-up-since they hadn't been doing anything evil at the time, so they simply had on (Joker Jr.) purple jeans, a lime green t-shirt, lime green converse, and his black spiky hair had neon green highlight running through them. Natural neon green highlights. Now the adults were freaked. Quinn had on ripped red skinny jeans and a black flowy tank-top. Her blond pigtails had blood red highlights. Fled was wearing black jeans, black converse, and a t-shirt that looked like a tuxedo, and was carring an umbrella. Annie simply morphed her hair into a long black pony tail and her skirt into white skinny jeans.
"You guys are weird." stated Flash simply. Black Canary hit him on the backside of the head. "Ow." he whined like a little kid.
"Okay kids, heres the plan, fi-" began Dinah with a gentle smile plastered on her face.
"No here's the plan, birdy." interrupted Chrysanthamemum. "We either leave and go on a crime spree so big all of you combined won't be able to stop us, or we go back to our cities and agree to do no crime until we get back the older villains. Take your choice."
"No child. This is the plan. We-" Diana tried to back her friend, hoping the children would be two afraid of Wonderwoman to interrupt, but MPH had other ideas.
"No. Our way or the highway." sassed MPH, smirking when she saw the look of disdain on Dianas face.
"Look. I suppose we can just figure that out later. But for now you tell us your identities, or we get the lasso of truth out." smirked Green Lantern, feeling pretty proud of himself for coming up with that. All the young villians fround simotaniously at that.
"Fine." agreeded Quinn, a smile creeping on her face. "After you tell us yours."
"No. You chi-" Batman began, but even the batglare didn't wipe the smug look off Quinns face. After all, she saw it a lot during jobs.
"Icicle? Would you do the honors?" asked the blond.
"Kay. You want alphabetical or in order of scariest to least scariest?" the ice villain asked.
"You alphabetized?" snorted Fled.
"Oh shut it rich boy." snapped Tommy Terror.
"You shut it farm hand!" fled snapped right back.
"Hey! Calm down! Icicle, you can say it whatever way you want, but just say it before someone kills someone." commanded Piep Piper.
"Fine." sighed Icicle jr. "Barry Allen, Clark- nice name by the way- Kent, Diana Prince, Dinah Lance, Hal Gordon, John Jones, Oliver Queen, hm, I know I'm missing someone... oh yeah! This on should have been second, Bruce Wayne." finished the ice hero to the room full of heroes. They were all wearing shell shocked expressions.
"What's the matter Flashy? Cat got your tounge?" asked Trickster teasingly.
"How do you know that?" demanded Batman.
"Pushy, as always Bruce." smirked Joker Jr.
"Don't use my name." growled Batman.
"What name, Brucy?" asked Joker Jr.
"You know."
"Do I?"
Bruce growled and Joker smirked.
"Guys?"Bruce Wayne. Clark-Kent Diana Prince
"Yah tricks?"
"We're all going to be knocked out soon."
"We can see the canister Tricks."
"Soo..."
Just then the young criminals all feel to the floor, knocked out by a fuming Batman. John Jones,
"Tie them up. Flash, you and Green Lantern go back to your house. There's no point in keeping our identities secret if they know them, so you take MPH, Piep Piper, and Trickster. Green Arrow, you and Black Canary take the terror twins and icicle jr. Clark, Diana, you'll be coming with me to Gotham with Quinn, Joker Jr., Fled, Anny, and Chrysanthemum." growled the night.
"Harsh much?" asked Green Lantern.
"Now." commanded Batman. He growled before walking towards the zeta tubes.
Ya, ya, I know it's short. But at least it's something! See you guys in five more months! Just kidding, I'll try to write some this weekend. See you guys later! :)