Still don't own Naruto
Chapter 30: Living in Konoha
Two days after leaving Kumo Naruto and Yugito came upon the familiar sight of the main gate's of Konoha.
"Hey Yugito, want to make a bet, I guarantee that two chunin named Izumo and Kotetsu are on guard duty at the gate" Naruto said with a smirk
"No I don't think I will take that bet, I have been here quite a lot over the last three years after all, I met Konoha's eternal gate guards" Yugito said with a smirk of her own. "I am curious though as to what you hoped to get out of the deal"
"Well I was going to say winner picks where we eat tonight and I don't have to do all the work when unpacking your stuff in your new apartment" he said with a slight mock pout"
"New apartment? What's the point of that" Yugito said.
"Well my place is way to small for more than one person, its not that I don't want to live with you I would like nothing more Yugi-chan" Naruto reasoned.
"Then we will find a new place big enough for both of us" she demanded as they came into view of the guards who had just stopped playing cards to see the new arrivals.
"Well look who it is" Izumo said with a smile as Naruto and Yugito walked up to hand over Yugito's passport.
"You come back to the village for about a day then they tell us your Yondaime-sama's son, then you just go off to Kumo for a few weeks" Kotetsu said conversationally. "And you didn't even prank anyone" he finished wiping a fake tear from his eye.
"Heh sorry guys a mission's a mission after all gotta do what Baa-chan tells me to" Naruto said cheerfully.
"Yeah well just hope you know what your getting yourself into, there have been rumors about a Naruto Namikaze girls only fan club" Izumo said and broke into a small laugh when he saw the looks on the two blonds faces.
Naruto was horrified he had the displeasure of meeting several fan girls before he left to Kumo, but now to find out in the small time he had been away from the village again after his heritage was announced that there was a fan club was scary, especially when he remembered how bad fan girls could be using Sakura as a prime example.
Yugito kept her face calm but on the inside she was calling out for blood 'Damn it! First Samui-chan and Karui-chan, now fan girls, why cant they leave Naruto-kun alone... he's mine!'
'you will just have to show them who is the dominate female kitten, make sure they know that he is yours and yours alone, make out with him in front of them and they will get the idea that he is taken' Nibi suggested. Normally Nibi would have said to do far more than just make out but for once decided that it would be acceptable to down play the perverseness and help her container at least this once.
'That's a good idea, or I could burn them to a crisp with a Katon. Only person in this town that could say that they had any real feelings for Naruto-kun is Hinata, and she is at least honorable enough to not interfere with our relationship' Yugito mentally raged
'Well that is an option but you could get into trouble from the slug lady, wouldn't be good to go around torching people in her city, best just make it so obvious that the fox is yours they give up' Nibi replied calmly.
Back in reality Naruto and the gate guards were just staring at Yugito questioningly, she hadn't moved from her spot in five minutes and had the same smile she had put on when when arrived.
"Uh is there something wrong with her" Kotetsu asked.
"Yugi-chan, are you alright... I think shes broken" Naruto said waving his hand in front of her face getting no response.
It was another thirty seconds before Yugito came back to the real world and blushed furiously in embarrassment."Uh sorry I was lost in thought"
"obviously, come on we have to go see Baa-chan before we can go looking for a place to live" Naruto said and began to walk in the direction of the Hokage tower.
Tsunade was sitting at her desk sorting though page after page of marriage proposals, both her and Jiraiya had been receiving them constantly for the last few weeks ever since it became common knowledge Naruto was Minato Namikaze's son.
'Kami what the hell are some of these people thinking... and half of these people are from families that wanted him banished and made a missing ninja with a kill on sight order when he left with Jiraiya, and if I see one more naked photo I will burn the lot of these and not bother replying' she thought as she took a swig from her bottle of saki.
"Hello Baa-chan"
Tsunade spat out a mouthful of her favorite alcohol at the fright she received before turning to glare at the young sage who was sitting casually on the windowsill.
"Gaki how many times have I told you not call me that" Tsunade spat.
"Don't know I kind of lost count before you became Hokage" Naruto replied in a conversational manner.
"Your a pain in the ass you know that gaki look at these" Tsunade said pointing at a large stack of papers that now had a light sprinkling of saki all over them.
"what are they" Naruto said just before a knock on the door. "Oh that would be Yugi-chan, she said we needed to come in the right way"
Walking over to the door Naruto let Yugito in who gave Tsunade a small bow.
"well its good to see at least one of you knows how to show some respect" Tsunade said with a smirk.
"Thank you Hokage-sama, I take it you have been informed of my arrival" Yugito said
"Yes of course Yugito, you are to be working with Naruto at all times when outside the village and will have either Jiraiya or Kakashi Hatake as team leader... now I was just in the middle of giving Naruto some information you might find interesting as well" Tsunade said
"Oh yeah those papers what are they" Naruto said curious as they did not look like the usual stacks of paperwork the hokage had laying around her.
"These are marriage proposals gaki, they have been sending them to me all week" Tsunade said.
"You want to get married" Naruto questioned
"There not for me there for you" Tsunade said and gave a small smirk at seing the reaction of the two jinchuuriki.
"There what I don't want to marry any of these people, I don't even know them, I'm not ready to be married and definitely not to those people" Naruto yelled after getting over his shock.
Yugito wasn't doing much better she was shaking with rage and also scared that someone would take her Naruto-kun.
"Relax gaki I wasn't going to agree to any of them, but look at them all I have to go through them and tell them no thanks, Jiraiya has even more as your legal guardian. Also it seems every single Hyuga branch member that is single and female has sent me one, what are you like some kind of Hyuga charmer" the Hokage said enjoying the fact Naruto could not respond due to the amount he was spluttering.
Yugito was the first to reply "Well at least once you have replied to them all it will be done, so just tell them all to back off and let him live his own life and choose his own wife" she was trying desperately to keep the anger out of her voice and only failing slightly.
"My Yugito, I didn't take you for the jealous type" Tsunade teased
"I'm not. Why would I hes my boyfriend and I will not let him be taken by these pushy people that don't even care for Naru-kun, they just want to marry him for his name" she said leaking a small amount of killer intent.
"That's exactly why I am saying no to everyone, I would have at least talked to the gaki about them otherwise. Anyway onto another topic, we will find you a small one bedroom apartment in the Shinobi district and you can move in this afternoon" Tsunade said
"Uh Baa-chan, Yugi-chan and I want to live together, so we would like to find a large apartment for us both, mine is too small anyway" Naruto said thankful the topic had changed
"Well well gaki moving in with her already" came the voice of Jiraiya from the same window Naruto entered from
"I really need to start closing my window's" Tsunade sighed before turning to the elderly toad sage "Jiraiya what do you want"
"What I cant just come to see you Hime, I'm hurt" Jiraiya teased before dodging a large medical book and falling into the room.
"What's up Jiraiya sensei, I thought you would be at a hot spring somewhere peeking on the women" Naruto said
"Hey would you look at that I'm Jiraiya sensei again, anyway I came to tell you that I will be out of the village to check on my spy network and while I am gone Kakashi will be training you, and as for the hot springs... thanks to you I don't need to go to them for a while, some of the photo's in the wedding proposals you have been getting are better than any trip to do research" Jiraiya said proudly.
"For Kami's sake, you better not be accepting any of them Jiraiya sensei" Naruto said irritated
'huh that's weird I thought he would have called me erosennin for sure that time' Jiraiya thought before shaking the thought off.
"Anyway we have several two bedroom apartments, a small three bedroom"
But she was cut off by Yugito "One bedroom is all we will need it just has to be large"
'So that's it huh, he wont call me erosennin because he has discovered the joys of women, he's no longer a gaki' Jiraiya thought as a lecherous grin spread across his face "Oh Naruto you have become a man, I'm so proud of you" he fake cried pretending to wipe tears from his eyes
"Why did you have to say that in front of him Yugi-chan" Naruto moaned pointing to Jiraiya who was performing some sort of pre rehearsed victory dance complete with confetti and and a large sign that read 'Congratulations Naruto!, you are now a Man!' in big bold letters.
Tsunade was just in shock, she had received word from the Raikage that they were in a serious relationship, but she didn't think they were this serious.
"Well I have a large one bedroom place that you can easily afford, you can move immediately if you want to" the Hokage said still in shock that they were sharing a bed and would be doing it every night.
"Thanks Baa-chan that would be great, just give us the directions and we will go get settled in" Naruto said
Tsunade gave Naruto a small piece of paper with the address on it and they left before Jiraiya could begin expressing how proud he was of Naruto again. Which was a shame because the kabuki dance piece he orchestrated was a rather charming number. But alas as was so often the case for the old toad hermit Tsunade's way of showing affection was with her fist.
Naruto and Yugito began slowly walking to there new apartment when they noticed that the glare's had followed Yugito to Konoha. "This seems familiar to our first date in kumo" Yugito sighed remembering how Naruto had put an end to it by blasting a man with enough killer intent to turn Sasuke straight in fear of all men.
"Don't worry about them Yugi-chan, they are just jealous fan girls" Naruto said, and on second glace Yugito found that he was right, all of the glare's directed at her were from women civilians mostly but there were a few young genin that hadn't grown out of there fan girl tendency's yet. Truth was more than half the single kunoichi wanted to have a crack at Naruto but would not let themselves be brought down to the level of the common fan girl as it would give other kunoichi a bad name.
Yugito looked around and saw the quantity of there followers decided to play a little game she liked to call, 'poke the bear', a simply smashing game where she would find out how long it took for the ravenous fan girls to attack if she showed open affection for Naruto in public.
First she tested the waters with 'the affectionate nickname' "How much further is it Naru-kun" she pouted sweetly loud enough for anybody who was focusing there attention on the couple to hear.
"Not far its about three blocks over from my old place" Naruto said confused as to why she even asked as she knew where the place was when he showed her the address.
The effect the nickname had was to intensify the glares directed at them, some of the girls who had not really cared they were walking together and had been openly eye humping the spiky haired jinchuuriki had then decided she was a threat and changed the focus onto her.
Deciding she hadn't had enough it was time for round two. Yugito wrapped her arm around the closest of Naruto's and held it firmly into the valley between her breasts.
Once again the effect was instantaneous, loud whispering erupted from the street "Look at that slut who does she think she is doing that to Namikaze-sama" one clearly jealous woman said
"I know, look at her walking along without a care in the world arm in arm with Naruto-kun, that should be me" another said who was far less concerned about showing how jealous she was.
Most of the whispering was not that in depth however as more often than not all it came to was "Whore!" or in the more sophisticated cases "That Whore!".
Yugito decided they were close but needed one final push. Stopping dead in her tracks her arm still wrapped tightly around Naruto's own which caused him to spin around and face her so close that they were almost touching.
"Hey Yugi-chan what the hel-"
Naruto was cut off before he could finish as Yugito slammed her lips onto his passionately. Naruto responded by wrapping his free arm around her waist and pulling her closer, completely forgetting that they were currently in the middle of a busy intersection in the center of Konoha.
'That's my girl kitten!, just like I told you... Now grab his package and take him' Nibi said helping Yugito had gone out the window the moment she decided to taunt the other girls, now Nibi just wanted some action.
'Nibi!... I will not do that in public' Yugito declared 'This is just to see how the fan girls here will react, and to show them all that he is MINE!'
Naruto and Yugito finally came apart and the Nibi jinchuuriki gave a quick look around and saw looks of complete rage and jealousy on the faces of the other females. Poor Naruto was still lost in his own little world and had yet to open his eyes.
Yugito leaned in to whisper in his ear "Naruto?"
"Yeah?" he replied contently he still hadn't opened his eyes
"We kinda need to run" she said grabbing his hand.
This statement caused Naruto to return to full awareness and he saw the looks the other women were giving them "Oh shit" he said loudly and they turned there hungry gaze onto him.
Naruto felt like a pair of highly expensive shoes in the discount bin during a massive store sale, he was the prize they went to the store for and all the women had just seen the shoes they wanted being held by the poor girl who saw them first, in this case Yugito.
"Oh fuck me, Yugi-chan... Run!" he yelled and the pair bolted with the horde of evil fan girls screaming before beginning there pursuit.
In the Hokage's office Tsunade and Jiraiya were enjoying her bottle of saki together together when they heard loud screams of women followed by what sounded like a stampede.
"What the hell was that, there are no shoe sales on today as far as I know" Tsunade said going to the window looking out over her city to check if anything had been destroyed yet.
"Heh its probably a sale on gaki's, and a certain blond from Kumo picked out the best pair" Jiraiya chuckled before getting out a pen and his trusty note pad and began taking notes.
Back with Naruto and Yugito, the pair were still running through the streets when the kunoichi had a sudden realization.
"Where Ninja" she said stopping mid step
Naruto came to a halt with her and almost fell "yeah so"
"Why are we running" Yugito said
"Um, oh I know, its because we are being chased by rabid fan girls" wondering what Yugito was talking about.
"Yes but why not just Shunshin away from them" the kunoichi said
Naruto who had still been in mid step this time fell over anime style "Kami how did we not think of that sooner" Naruto sighed exasperatedly as the horde grew closer
just as the closest of the women was about to grab Naruto both Yugito and said blond disappeared in a shunshin.
Arriving on the block of there new apartment Naruto instinctively scouted the area for possible threats before slowly heading up the road and into there building.
"Well that was the first time I have been chased around Konoha since the day before I graduated when I painted the hokage monument in the middle of the day full in the open" Naruto said with a small amount of pride.
"How the hell did you manage to do that" Yugito asked unbelieving that anyone could do such a thing.
"It's easy to go unnoticed when nobody wants you to exist" Naruto said sadly
"I wish I could tell you I don't know what you mean" Yugito said having had a similar childhood.
Well lets start getting you unpacked, most of my stuff is still packed up in scrolls at my old place, I was only back in Konoha for a day when I left for Kumo so I didn't get much done although I'm glad that I didn't now though makes this much easier" Naruto said as he took out his storage seals and handed them to Yugito.
The rest of the day the couple spent unpacking and getting settled, Naruto wasted little time setting up seals to keep unwanted people out and privacy seals, that would prevent people from looking in or hearing what was going on. Naruto had linked them up to a simple switch seal that could be turned on and off easily by just adding chakra to different parts of the seal.
It was getting late and Naruto realized that they had no food in the house, so they decided to go out for dinner. Naruto had eagerly dragged Yugito to Ichiraku ramen soon after.
(At Ichiraku's)
"Hey old man two lots of the usual" Naruto called out seeing his favorite chef in the world who gave him a friendly wave. Naruto quickly paid in advance before turning to the old chef's daughter "Hi Ayame-neechan, I'm starving so I hope your ready for a big meal"
"Oh hi Naruto-kun where have you been, haven't seen you since the day before they told the counsel about your parents,... you have quite the fan club now I hear as well" Ayame teased.
"Yeah I have been on a mission in Kumo, it was great and because of it Yugi-chan is living here now" Naruto said with a smile.
Ayame raised her eyebrows at this, so you live here in Konoha now Yugito-san" Ayame asked, she had gotten to know the Kumo jinchuuriki during her time she spent in Konoha over the years that Naruto had been gone.
"Yes I'm here on an indefinite mission to work with Konoha's shinobi at least until the Akatsuki are delt with, so I am now living here with Naru-kun" Yugito said proudly
"There are going to be a lot of upset members of the Naruto fan club if this gets out you know" Ayame laughed causing both Naruto and Yugito to grumble about unwanted attention.
Teuchi came out with several large bowls of ramen and placing them in front of the hungry pair of jinchuuriki.
They ate and talked with the Ichiraku's for several hours before finally deciding to head home.
"Well there is only one more thing we need to do today" Naruto sighed in relief
"Whats that" Yugito asked
"Break the new bed in" he whispered seductively nibbling on her earlobe.
"Oh yes that is most important" she replied before pulling Naruto in a kiss which they didn't break as Naruto picked her up bridal style and vanished via Shunshin.
End Chapter!
Ok another Filler chapter. But they cant all have Naruto in some epic struggle against S ranked ninja... well they can but they don't