A/N: Woohoo! We have officially reached chapter forty! Yay! I really wasn't expecting this story to be so long... it was literally supposed to be like ten chapters... oops. :P

*Marioexpertken gets credit~*

Roach sat up with a yawn. He was exhausted. He hadn't slept last night because he was literally afraid to go to sleep. He didn't want to have nightmares about Charlie. He shuddered thinking about what had happened in the last nightmare. It made his blood run cold just thinking about it. He was also thinking about what Luke said. He really didn't want to tell his friends. He was so scared that they would judge him. That they would hate him and think he was a terrible person. He knew they probably wouldn't, but there was still that small, terrifying chance that they would. He wouldn't be surprised if they did, hell, even he hated himself so why shouldn't they? He wasn't used to opening up to people. He was just... scared. He looked at Ghost's sleeping form beside him and sighed. He looked so cute...

Maybe I should tell him first... He thought.

He sat there for a while longer, deep in thought. He nearly jumped off the bed when Keegan walked in. So did Ghost, who had immediately woken up when he heard someone enter the room.

"Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to scare you guys." Keegan said, examining his IV line.

"It's f-fine. What did you need?"

Ghost just sat there rubbing at his eyes and yawning.

"I just came to give you two your meds." He explained, trying to keep a smile off his face.

He had actually snuck in to dope them up on the meds that Archer had stopped giving them. The whole Ghost team was in on it. They all thought it was hilarious when they were acting like drunk people, so they decided that today was as good a day as any to drug them. They knew that they would probably be mad later, but they were all bored and needed some entertainment. He injected the medicine into Roach's IV line, then moved to Ghost's. Ghost gave him a look that said, 'Don't you fucking dare'. He still didn't like anyone giving him injections. It made him nervous. In fact, the first several times they tried to give him meds, he had panic attacks. He was a bit better now, but he was still very edgy.

"Ghost, it's just pain meds. You'll be fine." He said as he injected it into his IV line.

He left the room with a shit eating grin on his face, heading straight for the rec room. When he got there, all of the Ghosts looked at him expectantly.

"We're all set." He said, giving a thumbs up.

"Yay!" Logan cheered.

"This is gonna be awesome." Kick said happily.

"You bet your ass it will be." Merrick said with a small smile.

Archer walked in and they immediately shut up. He gave them all weird looks.

"What? Why'd you suddenly stop talking?" He asked curiously, tilting his head to the side.

"Nothing, where's everyone else?" Hesh asked, changing the subject.

"They're going to visit Roach and Ghost." He said with a shrug.

They all exchanged a look. Shit.

"Okay, what did you guys do?" Archer asked, crossing his arms and glaring at them.

"Rude! Why are you automatically accusing people of committing wrongful acts?" Keegan asked indignantly.

"Because you're all acting suspicious."

"Well-"

"You know what, I don't even want to know. As long as you didn't mess with Roach or Ghost..."

Keegan tried really hard not to laugh... but he failed. The others did too, they all started giggling.

"What did you do to them?!" Archer asked, hitting his arm.

"Owww! I didn't do anything!"

"Yes you did!" He cried, turning away and running for the infirmary.

They all continued to laugh until they decided it was time to pay their two favorite cuties a visit. They walked in to see Roach and Ghost cuddling in bed. They looked like little kittens...

"You two need to stop... seriously, I'm starting to think you guys are gay and in love."

"Oh yeah? Well I don't care, bitchy banana." Roach said, giving Ghost a peck on the lips just to prove his point.

Ghost just smiled at him.

Luke laughed and said, "I thought you guys knew. Gary... doesn't really care if you're a guy or a girl. He's dated both and screwed both before, so he doesn't really give a shit. He doesn't care in the slightest about what anyone's opinion of him is, either."

Roach just looked at him with a blank expression.

"Damn, that was a blunt way to put it." Price said, raising his eyebrows.

"Hey, I'm just saying those two could very well be dating... and sucking face when you guys aren't looking."

"Don't give them any ideas." Soap whispered.

"MOMMY!" They screamed as Archer entered the room.

He looked absolutely horrified.

"That's what you did?! You've ruined them! Their brains are just piles of shit now! Damn you guys!" He yelled, bolting from the room.

Roach and Ghost giggled.

"I didn't know I had a brain..." Ghost said with a pout.

"Well it's a pile of shit now~" Roach replied, as if that was the best thing that could ever happen to someone.

"You're a pile of shit. Assface." He said, poking his nose.

"Nu-uh! Soapy, he's being mean to me!"

"Soapy, eh? That's a nice name." Price said with a smirk.

"Soapy Soapy Soap!" Ghost chirped.

"They're very strange." Kick said, shaking his head.

"I know! They don't seem as hyped as last time though..." Hesh sighed dissapointedly.

"Well look at Roach. He looks like he died and went to hell." Logan said, pointing at Roach.

He did look pretty bad. Dark circles decorated the area under his eyes, which were bloodshot and red rimmed. He looked exhausted and in serious need of sleep.

"Yeah, I suppose you're right."

"Old banana!"

"Banana King!"

"Don't ever wake the Oomoo!"

"Shut up, Roach. Nobody likes ya, not even the old banana." Ghost said grumpily, poking his cheek.

Roach just smiled at him and said, "No, but you like me. I'm your favorite person~"

"No you're not!"

"Yaaaassssss!" Roach screamed

"No no no."

"Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes ye-"

Ghost covered his mouth.

"Shut your face hole."

Roach bit his hand and he screamed and hit him on the head.

"Bad dog!"

"Oh my god." Keegan said.

"This is so weird..." Luke sighed.

"I honestly don't know what to do with them." Price said.

"Hehe, we should take pictures... I wish Roach would let me..."

Roach's head snapped toward him.

"NEVER EVER NEVER!" He yelled.

"NEVER!" Ghost joined in.

Toad quickly grabbed his phone and snapped a picture, then ran from the room. A silver blur spun across the room and buried itself in the wall beside where Toad had been not even half a second ago. Most of them had hardly even seen him move. Roach sat there with an amused look on his face. He would never actually try to hit any of them, he had missed on purpose. But how had he even gotten a knife?

"YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN YA LITTLE SHIT!"

"RUN AWAY LITTLE UNICORN!"

They all just stared at them. They were both insane.

A/N: Hi... I'm really not satisfied with this chapter, but I suppose I'm not always gonna be completely satisfied with my work. Please review! :)