A/N: Hey guys! You should review... WE NEED TO REACH 100! Lol, whatever. Have fun with the two adorable crazies.

*Credit to Marioexpertken!*

Luke was in the infirmary, checking Gary's stitches and cleaning the wounds so they wouldn't get infected. Gary was asleep. The medication that Keegan gave him and Ghost earlier had knocked them both out, which was fine because they both needed the rest. It was really cute, he was snuggled up against Ghost and they both looked content. So much for Gary getting in touch with his contacts... He had so many injuries that it took a while to get him cleaned up. He was just relieved that he hadn't torn any stitches. Earlier when he threw that knife, they all figured he had torn the ones in his left arm. He had thrown it with his left because his right was currently in a cast.

Luke wondered if Gary was thinking about what he said. He hoped he was... it would help him so much if he just told someone. Then he wouldn't feel so alone. He sighed as he cleaned the burns on his feet. Even in his sleep, Gary flinched when he touched them. They had been severely burned when he was stuck in that burning helicopter. He wouldn't be able to walk for a while, and the broken foot didn't help. He had so many scars... his body was just covered in them. Luke only knew how he had received about half of them, the rest were new to him. He finished up after a while and cleaned everything up, ruffling Gary's hair before heading to the rec room. He walked in to see everyone laughing and talking about stuff. Toad just looked scared.

"Where does he even get those knives?! He hasn't even been out of bed yet!" Toad cried, running a hand through his hair.

"He always has one or two hidden on him somewhere. No matter how thoroughly you pat him down, he'll probably always still have one. That's why I don't bother to search him." He shrugged, taking a seat on the couch.

"He's so weird!" Archer said with a smirk.

"Nah, he's just careful. So careful that no one's been able to kill him yet."

"I really don't think it's possible." Kick said with a grin.

"It's probably not." Logan sighed.

"How are they?" Price asked.

"Both still out like a light. He didn't tear his stitches though, so that's a relief."

"Oh, thank god. Roach and stitches just don't mix." Soap said with a shake of his head.

"No, no they definitely don't." Toad agreed.

Luke laughed at them and said, "When he needs stitches I don't even bother trying to get him to stay still. I just knock him out."

"Well... I suppose that's a good solution." Keegan said with a shrug.

"Just don't ever bring him to a hospital."

"We did that once... He ran away." Archer chuckled.

"That's a completely normal reaction for him. He is very... different from others, I'll give him that much."

"I don't think I've ever seen him in a hospital gown... that needs to go on my bucket list." Toad mused.

Luke immediately shook his head.

"No no no. Don't ever try that!" He warned, waving a finger at him.

"Why not? What could happen?" Kick asked, rolling his eyes.

"He'll strip buck naked and leave, that's what. He did it once and all the nurses in the room got his number!" He cried, his eyes huge.

The room was dead silent for a full minute. Then everyone burst out laughing.

"You've got... to be kidding!" Hesh said through his laughter.

"I'm not! He did, I swear! So don't put him in a hospital gown unless you feel like seeing him naked. Ever. I mean, it's not the worst thing... He has really nice abs." He admitted sheepishly.

"You're very strange, Luke." Merrick said.

"No seriously, does he still have his abs?" He asked curiously.

"I don't know... why don't you go look?" Archer giggled.

"That'd be creepy."

"I'll do it!" Logan said, jumping up and running away.

"If he bites you or punches you, don't blame me!" Luke yelled after him.

Logan returned a few minutes later with a big smile on his face.

"You're right, he does have really nice abs."

"You mean you actually looked?" Luke asked with a raised eyebrow.

Logan nodded.

"He has scars everywhere..."

"Yeah, he does. He's literally covered in them."

"Where'd he get them all?"

"Well... he was a very chaotic person. Always getting in fights and shit with lots of people. That's how he got a lot of them."

They nodded.

"So... is there any chance we'll get to hear about what his nightmare the other night was about?" Price asked.

"Eh, maybe... we had a talk. He might tell you, but with him if he told anyone, it'd probably be Ghost first. You've all seen how those two are." Luke sighed.

They all sighed dissapointedly. They wished Luke would just tell them.

"What are you all whining about? He actually trusts me, do you even know how long that took? I'm not about to hurt him by telling you all about his past, so you might as well quit asking me about it. If you really want to know, ask him, because he's the only one you're possibly gonna get anything out of, although I seriously doubt it." He snapped.

Some of them muttered apologies. They were just so worried about him...

"Sorry for snapping at you... believe me, I've been trying to get him to tell you. He's scared of being judged and he's never been the most open person. Scratch that, he's not open at all." Luke sighed.

"It's fine, he doesn't have to tell us... we're just curious." Soap said.

"I'd prefer that he did, the poor kid's gonna kill himself with sleep deprivation it he doesn't do something. Just, if he does, don't look at him like you pity him. He'll probably punch you if you do that."

A/N: Sorry, next chapter will be more eventful. I know this one was kinda boring. Please review! :)