Dear my darling friend, Error
I have noticed that you haven't gotten that much attention. Neither has fruitloops but I'll cover that next review. VwV First off, I heard you don't like hugs or handshakes anymore so can I please pet your skull and not die? {3 I'll give you a wonderful gift! *Slowly and gently pets the top of his skull* *w*
Okay, gift time! w *Hands over an autographed poster of asgoro*
And now that we got that out of the way.. I gave Frisk an opportunity to get some revenge on sans but she didn't wanna play along when I brought you here so new game! Torture both of them! Error! You pretty much get close to Frisk and flirt with her the whole chapter! Sans, just watch from the side... ):3
And now... Questions!
Toriel, have you ever tried cooking with Papyroo?
Asgore, so.. You start watching that animu yet?
Papyrus, Do you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike a certain robot?
Mettaton: Do you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike a certain skelebro?
Sans: How you doing today? :3
Fell: If I told you to beat up blueberry would you take the chance? Since all other Underfell monsters would in a heartbeat to have such an easy time. Or will you decline because you have grown a bit attached to him~?
BB/Orange: so which one of you make spaghetti...?
Fresh: Yo there bruh~. What bout chu? You got any good vibes when near Frisk? Anything... Frisky you think bout when near that radical chick? Maybe wanna savagely clink teeth with her? (You don't have lips so... :P )
Error: Hold Frisk's hand neow.
Chara: That's it! ):V I CANNOT STAND IT. IT'S TEMPTING. PLAY AROUND WITH ASRIEL'S FLOPPY ADORABLE EARS! It'd be so cute {3
Undyne: This is a challenge only hardcore monsters can do. smooch Alphys.
Alphys: DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE SURE UNDYNE DON'T SMOOCH YOU.
Sans: If you cannot take errorXFrisk then Fight! ):V
Error: What no! I'm hardly so barbaric...lucky you I am feeling quite happy todAy YaY! So no death fOr now.
Sans: Hehehe, fruit loops, hehe I wonder who that is?...*looks at Mettaton*
Mettaton: Hey! Hm!
Error: Hey that's actually something good. Flirt with Frisk? Why I simply cannot do such a-! Hell yes. Now it's time to become; Mr. Steal yo girl. *slides over to Frisk*
Frisk: Oh hey Error!
Error: Oh nothing much Frisky I was just admiring your sweet ass over there that's all. *winks*
Frisk: Oh um t-that's cool...*blushes hard*
Sans: Did you really just tell me to sit and watch from the sides? Yeah ok for now. If he takes it too far he's gonna have a- no he's gonna fucking DIE.
Error: *places hand lighty hand Frisk cheek* I see you and Sans have grown pretty close huh?
Frisk: *Tries to move away but can't for some reason. Error's magic. Blushes somemore.* Y-yeah why?
Error: Oh it got me thinking...say how old are you?
Frisk: 17 why?
Error: Oh nothin' much sweetheart.
Sans: (I don't know how long I can keep this pacifist thing up.)
Toriel: Well no actually...it's just that, he learned from Undyne and Undyne style is...well slighty destructive. Sorry.
Asgore: What ever do you mean? Ineedmoreblackorwhateverthefuckyoucalledittea. I mean nothing!
Papyrus: Well why wouldn't I! Mettaton is as almost as great as I am and that is truly an amazing feat if I do say some myself! Plus he's looks just as good as my spaghetti!
Mettaton: Y-you mean all of that Papyrus? *blushes*
Papyrus: Why of course I would never-!
Mettaton: That's the most cutest thing anyone haever said to me! Thank you Papy! *hugs tighty*
Papyrus: Your w-welcome Mettaton. *blushes intensely*
Sans: I'm doing great! *nearly summons 100 gaster blasters at Error and Mettaton*
Fell: Of couse I would! He's nothing but a-!
Bb: *has one a cute blue cat eared onesie with tiny bones* Hey look Fell Imma cat! Myeh!
Fell: ...I can't mother fucking do this! *walks up to Bb, pins him to a wall and kisses him rather roughly*
Bb...*blushing everywhere*
Fell: What the fuck did I just do?!
Orange: Good question, I'm waiting for tha answer myself. *eye flashes too*
Fell: Screw this too I'm not a little bitch !*jumps up and pecks Orange on the cheek*
Fell: I'm gonna run now. *locks himself in a room*
Orange & Bb: ...*both blushing*
Orange: *still blushing and dazed* Me...
Fresh: I like you funky style bruh! Frisk? Heck yeah! She's a radical babe with a smokin' bod but brosive Sans has already got her though, or so I diddly darn thought. Now Error\ Edgy Mc my chemical Romance bruh is tryin' a chance with her. Totally tubular! But to be 100% right now I could totally take Frisk if I wanted too. Those other bruh got nothin' this radical skeleton!
Error: *grabs Frisk hand and kisses messily with tongue and all.* Hehehe you taste like heaven kid!
Frisk: *looks for Sans trying not to be slight attacted. Blushing*
Sans: (That's fuckin' it) *begans to walk over to Error and Frisk*
Chara: Asriel please! The textbox wants me to do it!
Asriel: No! Chara I can't trust you anymore let alone touch me! *starts to walk away*
Chara: ...Asriel! *starts crying*
Everyone: Chara cries?!
Asriel: Chara! *runs over to hug her* you really do care...
Chara: Yes! If I didn't I wouldn't be here crying! I didn't even know i could...this feeling...
Asriel: It's love! Not that kind of LOVE but love! The kind you use to feel, to care, to be happy!
Chara: *sigh* You've gone too deep Chara...too deep. But I don't care. *hugs Asriel*
Asriel: *hugs back*
Chara: *plays with ears slighty*
Mettaton: I call dibs on the first goat human child!
Everyone: What the hell!?
Mettaton: What? They're gonna bang when their older.
Everyone: *large groan*
Undyne: What that's easy as balls but ok. *leans in to kiss Alphys surprising dodges*
Alphys: I would l-love to kiss you Undyne but the texbox w-wants me to avold you...sorry.
Undyne: Is that a challenge? I NEVER BACK AWAY FROM A CHALLENGE! ALPHYS PREPARE RO BE KISSED! *Undyne's theme starts playing*
Alphys: Oh d-dear! *runs*
Undyne: GET BACK HERE YOU SEXY DORK!
Sans: And while there doin' that...hey Frisky! Hey Error!
Frisk: Oh hey Sans! *mouths the words; All of the AU's of yourself here are fucking hot as balls*
Sans: Hey what can I say? I'm quite the looker! *wink* Hey Frisk do you mind if me and Error here have a chat?
Frisk: Nope! *tries to leave but Error uses his strings to pull her back*
Error: Anything yOu have to say to me cAn be heard by Frisk here!
Frisk: Ummm this is gonna get bad ain't it?
Sans: Yeah, you better run kid. So um let go of my Frisk NOW. *eye blazes blue*
Error: Fine, fine if your really gONna show out like this, oh and she's not anyoNe's Frisk yet..it's a race against time buddy. *Let's go of Frisk who then gets to hell outta they're way.*
Sans: You mother Friskin' creep. Flirtin' with her and shit.
Error: Well she is qUite beautiful, besides no matter how many times you've done it yourself, claiming she was yOurs and yet you never aSkEd HeR OuT!
Sans: Shit! (he's right!) Well then I'll just ask her!
Error: Well then I guess we have the same goal.
Frisk & Sans: !?
Error: Oh c'Mon! Have seen this girl? Nothin' compare. Please don't tell me your suprised Sans, I mean I'm an AU version of you.
Frisk: Well that's true.
Sans: Your not helpin' kid!
Frisk: Oh...sorry! Well have fun trying to kill eachother for my affection!
Sans: Hehehe...that girl.
Error: Yeah...
Sans: *turns Error's soul blue and throws him into wall without looking away from Frisk*
Error: Ow...I felt that...that's not good my friend. Haha.. *grins insanely*
Sans: Oh geez...