A/N: Hello everyone! How are ya? Mhmm... okay, well now it's time to read about cute guys with abs. Yaaaasssss! Hehehe, have fun! :)

Ghost woke up with a yawn and glanced down, smiling when he saw Roach's face. He was so cute. He ran a hand through his fluffy hair and laughed when he smiled in his sleep. He still couldn't wrap his head around the fact that they were dating now. He was really happy though. He realized he had feelings for the sergeant a few months ago, but he had pushed them aside in fear of him not feeling the same way. In terms of sexuality, he was basically the same as Roach. He had never really been gay or straight. But then again, he hadn't been in many relationships. The whole long distance thing never worked and he was away most of the time on missions. But now that he had Roach, he wouldn't need to worry about that because they already lived together. He was torn from his thoughts when Luke and Keegan walked into the infirmary.

"Oh, hi. Everyone else is in the rec room, let's go!" Luke said happily, moving toward Roach.

He frowned when he touched Roach's shoulder and he didn't even stir. Then he shrugged and picked him up, thinking he would wake up then. He was still sound asleep. He racked his brains for the last time he gave him meds... early this morning.

"He okay?" Keegan asked, looking at the sleeping Roach.

"I think he's still out because of the pain meds I gave him a while ago. He's fine, just tired... I think."

Keegan picked Ghost up and they carefully brought them to the rec room. They set Ghost down on the couch first, then put Roach in his lap.

"Ahhh! Roach is dead!" Kick exclaimed when he saw him.

Luke whacked him on the head.

"He's not dead you idiot. He's asleep and if you wake him up I'll murder you."

"But... but he never sleeps when people are touching him, especially not carrying him. And you just did BOTH!" He protested, crossing his arms.

"To be honest, he does kinda look dead. He's so... still and he's never been able to sit still for long." Archer said evenly.

"Well that's true but my point is he's not dead."

"Oh, you two need food. What do you want?" Kick asked.

"Nothing."

"Sorry, we're out of nothing. We need to restock. And if you say nothing again I'll slap you."

"Seriously, I don't want anything." He said, playing with Roach's hair.

"It's your funeral..."

"But I'm not dead."

"It will be your funeral when you die of starvation because you refused to eat."

"Mhmm, okay Kick."

Roach woke up with a jolt and his hand shot out, hitting Ghost in the face. He yelped and startled Roach, who jumped and nearly fell off the couch.

"Owww!"

"Oh my god I'm sorry!" He said, sitting up.

"Must you hit someone every time you wake up?" Luke asked, shaking his head.

"Well he scared me, I'm sorry."

"You hit really hard." Ghost whined, rubbing his jaw.

"Oh... we're in the rec room..." He said, looking around.

"No shit Sherlock." Logan laughed.

"When did I get in the rec room? I better not be sleep walking again..."

"Ummm... no, you didn't. When did you sleep walk?"

"When he was like 14. It was creepy." Luke said.

"Roach are you hungry?" Hesh asked.

"Nope."

"Ugh, are you two really not gonna eat?"

"Do you really feel like cleaning the floor when we puke everywhere?" Ghost retorted.

"No not really."

"Okay. Oh, we gonna tell them about number 2?"

"I hope that doesn't mean you guys shitted everywhere..." Keegan said, paling slightly.

"Ewww, no. You're gross."

"Yeah, I guess we can tell them." Roach said.

"Tell us what?! Tell me before I die!" Toad said.

"Yeah, same!" Archer agreed.

"So... Ummm..." He started awkwardly, a blush spreading across his cheeks.

"Ghost and Roach are dating." Luke said simply.

They both looked at him as if he had just grown a second head.

"How did you know that?"

"Am I the only one that noticed Roach's lips are swollen cause he's been sucking face?"

Roach blushed and covered his mouth when everyone's eyes turned to him.

"Well I'm not really surprised, I mean you two are practically connected at the hip." Soap said.

"Just don't fuck on our base." Merrick said, waving a finger at them.

"I don't think they can... they're injured." Keegan put in with a smirk.

"Why are we discussing whether or not we are currently able to fuck?" Roach asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Cause we're bored. Congrats though, you two are cute." Logan said, giving them a thumbs up.

"Ghost, hurt my child and I'll murder you." Luke warned.

"I won't." Ghost replied with a smile.

"Who said I was your child?" Roach asked.

"I did cause I raised you from like 13."

"Daddy!" He said in a little kid voice, holding out his arms.

Luke laughed and hugged him.

"I love you child."

"You guys are weird." Price chuckled.

"Did you know that when he was in high school, the kids always thought we were together?" Luke said, a smile creeping onto his face.

"No way." Hesh said with wide eyes.

"He's serious, they really did. When he dropped me off in the mornings they would point and laugh. It was really funny though because we're both smart asses and when they laughed at us we would start kissing and pretend to be messing around just to make them uncomfortable." Roach laughed.

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that. The faces those people made were hilarious."

Wait, so you two have kissed before?" Kick asked.

"Yup, but it wasn't serious. We were just playing around."

"Mhmm, sure."

"You're gross." Luke said, making a face.

"How am I gross?"

"You're trying to say we see each other like that when we don't. Seriously, the only reason we did it was to make people uncomfortable. And it worked, too."

"Okay okay, fine."

Roach giggled and Ghost smiled at him.

"What?" He asked.

"You should've seen their faces..."

"You guys are such dumbasses."

"No! It was f-funny! Everyone thought I... was gay and the faces they would make when I entered a room, oh my god!" He said, cracking up.

Luke shook his head.

"My children are weird."

A/N: Hehehe, that was such a cute chapter! I love you guys! I'll update again soon, so please review! ;)