Chapter 2
ROB woke up the next day feeling sluggish (or low on battery). He didnt recognize this room, but it looked strangely like a hospital. He got up and explored a bit. What had happened? The last thing he remembered was pulling a weird blue turtle out of the toilet... In fact, where was he? He had only one memory at the moment and he was unsure of that very unlikely event. ROB strolled out of the room into a dark hallway. The room lit up and revealed a large group of people and... animals walking on two feet and many other strange creatures he had never seen, much less imagined.
"We heard about the incident and wanted to throw a surprise party for you!" An Italian plumber wearing red with blue overalls, an M on his hat, a bushy, brown mustache, and white gloves. "I hope this makes up for that incident earlier," apologized a teenage boy with a cap that had a strange insignia of a ball to on the top.
ROB looked at the stanges with uncertainty. Who were these people? "ROB?" How did they know his name? A round man with a pink big nose, a crooked mustache and biker clothes made his way to him. "Let's see, what I should do with you!" The round yellow man exchanged a few words with the other strangers and gave ROB a strange look. "On three," he said, "One...Two...THREE!" Suddenly, everyone party's party was holding ROB down as the round man openned ROB. He took out and replaced a few circuits and closed ROB. ROB processed his memories. "You're lucky I'm doing this for free," muttered Wario, who was always on the lookout for extra money. It all made sense now. ROB was happy that they hosted a party for him, but he remembered as the housekeeper it was his duty to clean up after the party. ROB groaned (or beeped) and tried not to make a mess.
After a few hours passed and the party was over, leaving ROB to clean things up. He swept the plastic cups, plates and soda cans and put them in the garbage. He threw away beer bottles left by a drunk Ike who was being carried by Marth, who was scolding Ike about getting drunk for the umpteenth time, at least this time Ike kept his clothes on, last time well...many people went blind. ROB went to his room and looked out the window. What a beautiful sunset it was, in the mountain they lived on he had a great view; he could see the sun settling on the ocean waves. ROB was relieved that he didn't do as much work as usual so he lay down on his bed and slept peacefully.
ROB woke up the next day with a full battery and remembered it was laundry day. He had to go from room to room to pick up the dirty laundry. ROB went straight to work dutifully gathering dirty clothes until he encountered... Kirby eating a diaper? ROB stared at the pink puffball as he nibbled the diaper. Kirby looked like he was having the time of his life chewing on the diaper, Kirby waved hello at ROB and directed him to his laundry pile. ROB was truly confused as to who the diapers owner was, it couldn't have been Ness or Lucas since they were too old for diapers and they were both teenagers. No, it couldn't have been Ice Climbers. And as weird as Pokémon Trainer was, he wouldn't wear diapers... Whose was it? Suddenly, a desperate Pit barged into Kirby's room. "Kirby! How did you get my diaper?! Were you in my room?!" Wait... Pit wears diapers?! ROB was surprised that Pit, an immortal angel, still used diapers? ROB slowly moved away from the scene and continued to other rooms. That explained the dirty diapers in the men's restroom.
ROB continued to the other rooms and came across Snake's room, which was heavily secured with bombs and traps. ROB took an inch into Snake's room and triggered a pressure plate which activated enemy seeking missiles, ROB barely evaded those. ROB took another step and fell into a pit full of spikes, but flew up before he reached the ground. When he finally reached the top of the pit, he was greeted by a swinging blade hanging from the rooftop, which ROB dodged quickly. Then multiple guns aimed a ROB began firing, luckily he was bulletproof so the bullets harmlessly hit ROB. Any normal man would die after just taking a step into Snake's room. Finally, ROB took another step, which triggered another trap and a bunch of projectiles came flying at him. ROB blasted the projectiles away with his laser eyes. ROB quickly retrieved Snake's laundry and made his way out careful not to step on the land mines planted in the ground, it was always a mystery how Snake was still alive considering the hefty amount of traps in his room.
Next to Snake's room was Samus's room which was also filled with traps, but this time, the room was filled with lasers that only the flexible Samus could get through. Luckily, Samus came in before ROB was forced to do any stunts and removed the lasers, seeing that ROB was doing the laundry.
The last rooms were Marth's and Ike's room. Marth's room was filled with brushes, makeup kits and perfumes. Marth was like a teenage girl, he was always worried about his appearance and constantly checked his reflection, but when Marth wasn't fussing about his hair he was a deadly and agile swordsman. Ike's room, on the other hand, was full of weights, alcohol, and more alcohol. Ike was almost always drunk and he was always getting scolded by Marth who greatly disapproved of alcoholic beverages, but even drunk Ike was a powerful warrior, he called himself the Defender of Booze and swore to protect beer with his life otherwise known as a promise to always be drunk. ROB went to collect their laundry And he noticed Marth's clothes always smelled of perfume and cologne while Ike's clothes smelled of sweat and alcohol. That was the last of the laundry. ROB went downstairs to the enormous washing machine, put the large pile of laundry in, and hovered to the top to turn the washing machine on.
After a couple minutes of washing, ROB took the wet clothes to the dryer, which dried the clothes in seconds ( they have high-tech technology in the mansion ). ROB quickly folded and organized the clothes in seconds and took them back to their rooms. After the job was done, ROB went to Master Hand's office and requested a vacation, a very long vacation.
A/N: Hey guys thanks for reading! I'm very grateful, but for 2 weeks I won't be able to post anything else because my sister, who is also my editor/idea giver/humor source is going off to band camp :( . Shout out to KoopalingFan for being cool and being the first to review :) .