Chapter 3
"I'm sorry ROB, but you're the only one who can do this job," sighed Master Hand. ROB sadly began to stroll out of his office, but before he could exit, he was interrupted by Master Hand. "Wait!" ROB quickly turned around and faced the floating hand. "Tell you what! I'll give you a vacation if you tidy up the WHOLE mansion. There's a news reporter coming to the mansion who wants to interview all the smashers. Make sure everything goes smoothly and you might get your vacation." ROB nodded and happily agreed.
He zoomed out of the office, but in ROB then went in the middle of the dining room where all the smashers were having dinner at around the time, and made his eyes turn red in order to get the smashers' attention. "Initiating self-destruct sequence... Ten, nine, eight, seven..." All the smashers rushed out of the dining room, except for Ike who was pretty drunk. ROB spotted Marth running, yelling,"Every man for himself!"
ROB then reverted his eyes back to normal and stopped the countdown as soon as he saw that everyone had evacuated, sometimes it was good to be a robot. ROB grabbed his cleaning supplies and quickly got to work. He dusted, mopped, and cleaned the whole mansion to the point where your own reflection was visible in the hardwood floor. The rest of the smashers were still wondering why the mansion had not exploded into pieces and they were not dead. The smashers looked at each other and decided it was safe to go back since there was no screaming or destruction. As soon as they realized ROB had faked self-destruct mode, the smashers walked up to the robot with annoyed expressions on their faces. ROB was cornered by all the smashers and gulped (or beeped), but before they could do any harm, Master Hand had interrupted them.
"ATTENTION SMASHERS!" Master Hand got their attention. "There will be visitors at the mansion today that will interview all of you." The smashers were excited to hear that they would be interviewed.
The smashers were getting ready. Peach, Zelda, and Marth were putting on makeup to make sure they look their best on camera. Sonic, Falco, and Captain Falcon were practicing on greeting the interviewer. Snake and Samus were removing the traps to their rooms. Mario, Link, and Fox were having a conversation about the interviews and how nervous they were, and Wario was preparing his dance routine. After preparing, Marth dragged an unconcious Ike to his room, ROB then locked his room Bo's there would be no surprise flashing. Master Hand was then notified that Ike was drunk, which was not surprising.
After preparing, the smashers heard the door knock. ROB then opened the door to reveal a woman with blonde hair tied in a ponytail, with green-yellow eyes, and black thick glasses wearing a brown fur jacket and green jeans, followed by a camera crew.
***time skip
After the interviews, the smashers went to their rooms and prepared for the night. ROB went to Master Hand's office. "Once again, you have saved the day ROB. I guess you deserve a vacation now." ROB thanked Master Hand and strolled to his room. "Now, who's going to take care of the mansion now?" Master Hand wondered. Meanwhile, Marth and Ike were having a conversation about their day. Marth told Ike about the interview and left to his room. Ike then wondered, "Why didn't I know about this, I mean everybody loves me."