Chapter 4

ROB was sightseeing, fascinated by how small the buildings seemed on the mountains. He hasn't felt as excited since he found out that the smashers had decided to take him in out of pity but before he was assigned his duty as the housekeeper. It felt good to have a long deserved break for the first time in his 5 years of service as the housekeeper. His gentle nature however, didn't help him with his first brawl and was the reason why he volunteered to be the housekeeper.

***rewind

Master Hand hovered into the mansion after a very long day of paperwork, scolding, and dealing with his brother, Crazy Hand and his lunatic ideas. It was as messy and chaotic as ever. If only he had a housekeeper to make sure the mansion was clean and tidy, or at least more organized. The current housekeeper ran out of the hallway, as if she lost her mentality, which the past millions of housekeepers before her did.

"M.m..master hand!" the housekeeper stuttered. "Yes."Master Hand answered back. "I can't take this job anymore! The pay was good but the job was too much! I'm lucky I even survive Snake's room full of traps and Samus' room where only people who have no limbs can enter! I had to break all my bones just to clean her room. See!" The housekeeper showed Master Hand her arm and bent it in a way which humans shouldn't bend it in with ease. "I QUIT!" the housekeeper then stormed out. That was the 200th housekeeper that quit this year alone.

"Dammit!" Master Hand cursed. She was going to tell everyone about her stay in the mansion which will ruin the smasher's status in the gaming world. If only there was someone who would be willing to do the job. He almost forgot! There was a new smasher and he needs to experience brawl first hand.

Master Hand rushed to the stadium. Today's brawl contestants was to be Peach, and the one by the name ROB. The battlefield was on Battlerfield.

Brawlers gather around! Today's match is between Peach and ROB!

3...2...1.. GO!

Peach dashed at ROB. ROB jus stood there confused. He didn't exactly know what a "brawl" was but whatever it was, it seemed like fun. Peach smacked the robot with a flying pan, causing ROB's damage to go up 5%. This was what ROB had in mind. He got up from the attack. This wasn't what he had in mind. By now, he figured out this was a fighting game. ROB wasn't fit for fighting all sorts of characters from different gaming universes. Not noticing that his damage went up to 150% , Peach had already gotten the Smash Ball and unleashed it. ROB felt like he was out of battery and unconscious. Suddenly, he felt a smack on his hex nuts and found himself flying off the battlefield.

GAME!

The smashers looked upon ROB with sympathy, except for Ike. ROB then went to his designated dorm room. He heard a knock on the door. Master hand appeared in front of the door. "How was your first brawl?" ROB looked like he was feeling down. "Don't worry bud, I'm sure there will be more brawls in the future that you can possibly win. Say, you're the tidiest person in this mansion that I've met so far. You think you could become the housekeeper of this place." ROB happily nodded. How else could he repay Master Hand after giving him a place to stay. It can't be that hard, can it? And thus, ROB spent the rest of his years in the mansion.

*** back to present

ROB awoken from his daydream. If he hadn't accepted Master Hand's offer, then he wouldn't have to clean up after the rest of the smasher's mess, but then again the mansion would have been destroyed if it weren't for him.

So sorry my precious few readers. It has been a very long time since the last chapter so feel free to send me angry PMs and reviews because I probably deserve it ?. Thank you for taking your time to read my only fanfiction. Cookies to all my readers?. Sorry for my short chapters.