It had been years since the last chapter. Since then, new and old faces have appeared in the mansion. ROB has been working in the Smash Mansion for around eight years. Though Master Hand sentenced ROB to a lifetime of housekeeping duties, the truth Master Hand had made the poor thing a housekeeper was because:

1. Everyone who previously applied for the job quit within a week

2. No one was willing to do it

Of course, ROB was paid for his help at the mansion and without him, the building would be in ruins, quite literally. Even though Master Hand felt pity for the robot, someone had to keep the house clean. Of course, ROB wasn't the only capable of keeping a place clean.

There was Princess Peach, but she would have transformed the building into a girly paradise. No inch of the building would be uncovered with pink and for reasons, Master Hand secretly feared Peach though she seemed defenseless having been kidnapped by Bowser various she may come off as gullible at first glance, her reign has assured long lasting prosperity in her kingdom. Because of this, MasterHand became more cautious towards Princess Toadstool and had an odd suspicion that her persona was merely a mask to hide a sinister plan.

Queen Zelda would have also been a promising candidate for this job, however she was far too busy with her current duty in the the release of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Zelda became the treasurer of the group. She supervised sale rates and the mansion's spending. If not for her, there would be no mansion but rather a camp site due to the extravagant spending of some members. For example, Wario's spending habits on unheard of ingredients and odd machinery. Ike and Roy, who rejoined the group after his dismissal back in 2005, had always spent their money on some of the most painful looking tools for working out. If it weren't for Zelda, the mansion would have been shut down.

Despite his clumsiness, Luigi is a well organized plumber and his room was much cleaner compared to all the others. Though Luigi was more than capable of taking on the title of housekeeper, his irrational fear of ghosts often led him to carry a vacuum cleaner wherever he went, making a mess wherever he went. If one had looked inside his room, they would find many religious sculptures hung up on the wall, holy water kept in a water bottle, and other tools given to him by Prof. Gadd. Every so often, Luigi would wake the inhabitants of this building by searching for ghosts that might have followed him from the other mansion he explored to find Mario. Luigi also took extra precautions by hiring a priest to bless the mansion once a week which annoyed those who praised Arceus,the Helix Fossil, Din, Naryu, and Forore,other deities, and atheists.

The Goddess Palutena was also capable of cleaning, being a goddess and all. Of course, even Master Hand couldn't request the Goddess of Light to take up such a job. Not only that, but the occasional pranks that she pulled proved to be even more childish than those of the actual children of the mansion. Pit was her original victim, she eventually moved to the rest of the members. Last month, she had emptied out all of Ike's alcoholic beverages with water. She watched in amusement as she watched Ike go through his entire room full of weights, beer bottles, flasks, etc. Ike spent three whole days searching for even a drop of alcohol to drink, which Palutena had rid of and replaced with water. He eventually lay on the carpet and flopped around like a Magikarp out of water.

Even the evil villains were well capable of keeping a place clean. Though both Ganondorf and Bowser would have destroyed the mansion trying to put up with the other members. Keeping them in the building was very much a challenge. Every day, they threatened to withdraw from the game. There wouldn't be one day where a fight would be started because of them.

There is a whole list of other members who are well capable of keeping a place clean, but ROB was the most capable of not only keeping it orderly, but putting up with everyone. Master Hand had only pulled the guilt trip on ROB so he wouldn't quit. After all, someone had to do the job.

ROB eventually figured this out but decided to carry on out of the goodness of his well built concious. Not only that, but Master Hand did pay him a little more than most of the other members for his extra services. Since then, Master Hand had become a bit more generous and allowed fighters who were no longer in the games to stay in the mansion with their friends and family and the mansion became more like a resort since the installment of more characters.

Of course, there were days where ROB's patience was running low. ROB was cleaning up in the front as usual when three figures in black came up to him. "You should just get out of Super Smash Bros!" Yelled one of them. "Yeah! Your move-set is weak!" Yelled the other. "Only noobs like you!" Yelled the last one. ROB's eyes turned red, then a rainbow color as he walked up to them. Surprised by this, the three backed down. "Woah there! You wouldn't hit a girl now?" The first one said. ROB was hesitant, but he became accustomed to hitting females during matches in order to entertain the crowd. Then again, he wasn't allowed to attack anyone out of the tournament. The first figure pulled their hood off, revealing a female toad underneath the disguise. "Yeah!" The other one said. ROB couldn't quite tell the gender of the second since the figure was just as androgynous as the first. "Shit, I hope he doesn't think I'm a guy," thought the second one. ROB didn't want to use his x-ray vision in case it was, in fact, a woman. The second figure pulled their hood off revealing a female goomba. The third figure pulled out their hood, revealing a very masculine looking Boo with a thick layer of make-up."Shit, I hope he doesn't find out," thought the third figure. "I hope this works…" ROB definitely could tell that the third one was a male wearing make-up. Before ROB could do anything, they all ran away in fear seeing Peach appear from the mansion.

"I'm sorry dear. Were those misfits giving you trouble? Have some tea with me," Peach said, walking back in the mansion. ROB happily nodded and accepted the offer, not noticing her glancing behind her giggling.

A/N I really apologize for not updating for more than a year. I totally forgot this story(wtf it has no plot) and i've been really busy. Anyways, I've noticed that SSB fanfics slightly differentiate from when I was last there(which was forever) so yeah. Back in the day when most fanfics were written with all the characters were living together. Also, I have been very busy with school and stuff so yeah. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it 1:35am. Also shout out to my sister for giving me the scenario with the hooded figures. The chapters may not be as funny anymore because she used to edit this but now she's too lazy and I don't want ot bother her so yeah. Oh and try to spot the references XD
-OFTO