Your Mom

LadyLilyM: ahem Greetings from the deepest , darkest and most dangerous, not to mention perilous realms of…umm…thinks somewhere. Heh heh…Anyway, I thought that considering something which I'm not 100 sure of, I had better explain exactly why I've been so damn slack recently. Right it's like this…

Random dude: Oh no it isn't!!!

LadyLilyM: glares Excuse me? God! Some people are just so rude! Anyhoo, as I was saying, it's like this…

Random dude: No it isn't!!!!

LadyLilyM: Yes it is! Now shut up!!!! It is like this, a certain character or two, mentioning no names, have been acting very immaturely and refuse to do what I tell them. On top of that, fame seems to have gone to their head and they are demanding ridiculously large sums of money before they will agree to behave themselves and I can't even threaten to erase them because they are far too well known for their own damn good and, as such, they think that they can get away with anything. bows End of rant.

Shnape: storms on stage looking most irate That is entirely not fair! There is absolutely no way I shall agree to accepting even part of the responsibility for your slackness when it is completely one person's fault!!!

Random dude: Yeah LadyLilyM!

LadyLilyM: glares murderously

Shnape: Shut up! I wasn't talking about her anyway. High five!!

LadyLilyM: Wahey! high fives

Shnape: talks to an unseen presence See? I told you she was on my side! I told you she said it was all you fault!

Lucius: charges on stage and gives Shnape evils Oh my god! That is soo not fair! It so blatantly not my fault!

LadyLilyM: Palmface See what I have to put up with? This, gestures wildly towards Shnape and Lucius is why I cannot update! Constantly agruing like a couple of girls!

Random dude: SEXIST!!!!

LadyLilyM: Oh be quiet! I'm a girl so I'm allowed to say things like that.

Lucius: indignant We are not constantly arguing! We get along like a house on fire, don't we Sev?

Shnape: Well…actually we don't.

Lucius: Yes we do!

Shanpe: Nope.

Lucius: Yuh huh!

Shanpe: Nuh huh

Lucius: Yuh huh!

Shape: Nuh huh!

Lucius: YUH-BLOODY-HUH!

Shnape: looks smug See? I told you!

Lucius: sticks out tongue

Shnape: shakes head god, you are soo immature!

Lucius: Your Mom's immature.

Shnape: Your Mom's immature!

Lucius: hiss

Shnape: raises eyebrow pityingly hey, wait a sec, turns to LadyLilyM Since when did I have an H in my name?

LadyLilyM: blushes yeah about that…don't you think 'Shnape' sounds so much cuter than 'Snape'?

Shnape: I don't want to sound cute! Anyway, I thought you wanted to get things perfectly right! Remember when you freaked out over getting the dates wrong?

LadyLilyM: mutters Artistic licence.

Lucius: snorts

LadylilyM: And you can be quiet too! To Shnape Fine I'll change it.

Shnapey: Looks deeply un-amused and you wonder why I don't co-operate with you? turns to the audience and puts on a 'look how badly she treats me face So you see, dear fictioneers, how terribly she treats her characters and then blames us for her slackness? shakes head sadly terrible isn't it?

Random dude: Ha! Ha! Ban her!!!

Lucius: Avada Kedrava! random dude falls dead

LadyLilyM: Mwah ha ha ha!!!

Shnapey: points violently See? See? See how evil she is?

Lucius: smirks Malfoy-ishly And you said she was on your side.

LadyLilyM: Hey! I never said I was on anyone's side! I think your both as bad as each other!

Shanpey: mutters Ass-hole…

Lucius and LadyLilyM: You Mom's an ass-hole!!!

LadyLilyM: High five!!!

Lucius: Wahey!! high-fives

Shnapey: palmface Give me strength!

Random Fairy: Ping!

Shnapey: I am Shnapey! Fear my wrath!

Lucius: Your Mom fears your wrath.

Shnapey: glares That was both entirely inappropriate and un-necessary. I hope you have learnt the error of your sordid ways and will be an improved person from now.

Lucius: raises eye-brow Malfoy-ishly

Shnapey: raises eye-brow Shnanpe-ishly

Lucius: hiss

Shnapey: Mrowl!

Lucius: Mrowl? What the hell's 'Mrowl'???

Shnapey: smirk Your Mom.

Lucius: exasperatedly What…to LadyLilyM Make him stop!! That didn't even make sense!

Shnapey: Your Mom doesn't make sense.

Lucius: Neither does yours!

Shnapey: sticks out tongue

Lucius: hiss

Shnapey: Mrowl!

LadyLilyM: sob

Lucius: to Shnapey Oh my god, you are such an arse!

Shnapey: Your Mom's an arse hee hee

Lucius: snarls and flings himself at Shnapey. A fight follows

LadyLilyM: carefully stepping over Lucius and Shnapey And so, my dear darlings, concludes this tragic episode. waves hand tragically Alas and au revoire!

Lucius & Shnapey: stops fighting, waves, then starts agin

LadyLilyM: sigh