A/N: To that one female reviewer out of a thousand horn-dogs. I applaud you and I will most definitely work on correcting the breast sizes in my fanfiction. Now on to business. I have just returned from China and I have a terrible case of writer's block. No worries because no matter how terrible it may be, I will try my best to provide you a quality read. I hope you enjoy this chapter!

Dark Naruto: China, what's that?

Yang: The big country in the middle of Asia.

Yoko: Isn't that Russia?

Yang: Well, whatever.

Dark Naruto: You don't even know what you're talking about.

Yang: Just. Shush.

Yoko: Heh.


DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto. I made this fanfic for fun.


Kyuubi's Champion

By ShiyonYang

Chapter 9: Welcome Back Party/Big Words for a Small Man


A fox tended to her cubs in the pure shelter that is the forest. Beautiful birds, the colour of snow, sprang out of the tall trees, and released their wings to fly. Wind blew through the trees, causing that trademark rustling sound. The sounds of the forest set the mood, transporting all those who resided in it, in to a safe haven. The only thing interrupting the endless cycle of sound within the forest were the footsteps of Team Seven plus Haku as they made their way back to Konoha.

"You ready to go back?" asked Yoko glumly.

"Yes, it's necessary, plus I really want to pay my girls a visit," replied Naruto with a half-smile.

"Enjoy the outside world while you still can, because it may be a very long time in till you see it again," said Yoko in a know-it-all voice.

"I really need to take Ino and Hinata to see outside the wall. It's beautiful," said Naruto, inhaling that crisp clean air known only to the forest.

"Are you planning on ravishing them in a place where you can be seen?" asked Yoko with a snicker.

"Something along the lines of that," he replied with a small grin.

"So, kit. When you do get back, you'll need to get plenty of rest," said Yoko.

"Why is that?"asked Naruto.

"I have another kekkei genkai for you but it requires you to conserve your energy," replied Yoko.

"What will it do?" asked Naruto, mentally quirking an eyebrow.

"It's not necessarily a kekkei genkai but I will be infusing you with my chakra. Don't worry, I am essentially a being made of chakra so it won't harm me one bit," began Yoko, before taking a breath to continue, "There will be physical changes. Your ears may turn to that of a fox's and you made grow a tail but in return you will gain an immense increase in power and also the ability to convert those women of yours."

"What do you mean by convert?" asked Naruto.

"They will receive the same changes, albeit a lot weaker. They will receive the same kekkei genkai you have right now allowing them to hide their changes. Converting them allows them to be officially recognized as your mates," replied Yoko with a foxy grin.

"That sounds nice. It'll make destroying that pathetic village" thought Naruto with a sadistic, gleeful smile, "I can hardly wait."

Naruto abruptly stopped as a chubby fox laid in front of him on the dirt path. It had a nice, clean mane, that shined a brilliant orange. Naruto smiled a bit as he admired his favourite colour on his favourite animal. It cooed lazily as it slept contently. The moment of piece was over as the cute fox was rudely kicked out of the way by Sasuke. Naruto turned to face the smirking Uchiha.

"Dobe got a soft spot for foxes?" sneered Sasuke insultingly causing Haku to bite her lip in anger at Sasuke's insulting attitude.

The air around the two went cold as Naruto glared in to Sasuke's soul. The Uchiha could swear he saw the sinister silhouette of the Kyuubi behind Naruto, glaring at him with equal hatred but that couldn't be true. The Kyuubi was dead, right? Sasuke's train of thought was interrupted as Naruto grabbed him by the collar and threw him against a tree. With a thud, his back hit the rough bark of the tree, he grunted in pain.

"Naruto!" scolded Kakashi as he ran to tend to Sasuke.

Ignoring Kakashi. Naruto went to pick up the whimpering fox. Giving it an affectionate pat on the head. Team Seven seem to watch on as Naruto seemingly communicated with the fox. While they couldn't hear him, they could see his lips move. With one last pat, Naruto released the fox in to the forest. The chubby fox seemed reluctant to go, but it eventually left. Naruto turned back to his team.

"It's wrong to harm those who can't defend themselves, Sasuke. I'm sure you know exactly what that is like," said Naruto, referring to the Uchiha massacre.

"Shut up, Dobe. You know nothing of what you talk about!" retorted Sasuke, who's teeth were grit in a mixture of anger and pain.

Naruto chose to ignore Sasuke, instead he decided to continue walking down the dirt path, much to Sasuke's irritation. Haku followed suit and walked beside Naruto. Without a word, the rest of Team Seven continued onward towards Konoha.

"How dare that pesky Uchiha touch such a noble animal," said a very annoyed Yoko.

"Elitists like him have no place on the battlefield," sighed Naruto, "His arrogance will get him killed."

"If I could, I would've killed him," said the Yoko with anger in her eyes.

"I can have that arranged," said Naruto with a slight smile.

"Did he offend you, Naruto-sama?" asked Haku after a moment of walking, "Because if he did, I can take care of him for you."

"It's fine, Haku-chan. If I wanted him dead, I would do it myself," replied Naruto.

"All right then, Naruto-sama. Just know that if you ever need me, I'll be there," said Haku to which Naruto smiled.

Naruto's smile did not last long though. A long shadow cast itself over Team Seven as they reached the intimidating walls of Konoha. Naruto clenched his jaw they approached the entrance. Muttering a quiet greeting to the guards, he entered Konoha. He held back a snarl.


Konoha Urban District

'Home sweet home," sighed Naruto as he made his way through the urban district with Haku, all the while ignoring all the glares he received from all the villagers.

Haku took note of her master's discomfort at all the glares, so she responded with her own glare. Her efforts helped slightly but in the end, it wasn't much of a difference. Haku slowly felt a tug as Naruto's footsteps became faster. Rounding corner after corner, he walked with her with determination. They quickly made their way to a tall apartment and they ran up the stairs. Haku raised an eyebrow when they reached a door.

"Finally, the only place I like in this dreadful village," thought Naruto before he knocked on the door.

A few quiet footsteps were heard from the other side before the door slowly opened. Out popped Anko, who's facial expression went from pissed, to surprised and then to elated. With speed so fast that not even Naruto's enhanced senses could perceive, Anko burst through the door and wrapped her arms around him. Before he knew it, he had two arms wrapped around him in a tight hug. Anko even squealed. Haku's confusion only increased.

"She's crushing me! I'm being crushed by her chest!" grunted Naruto as he felt his lungs forced to release the air inside of them.

"Use your words! Tell her before she kills you!" said Yoko in a slightly louder voice than she would've wanted to.

"Can't! Not enough air!" thought Naruto with a cringe.

"Do you mind letting Naruto-sama go? I believe you are crushing him," said Haku calmly, knocking Anko out of her hugging trance.

"Oh! Sorry, Naruto-kun. It was just so terrible here without you," began Anko as she felt Naruto return the embrace, "I just missed you a lot."

"Well, I'm back," replied Naruto, rubbing his hand on Anko's back, prompting her to nuzzle her face in to his shoulder, "You can let go now."

"I don't wanna," said Anko with a pout.

"It won't be fair to the everyone else, Anko-chan," lectured Naruto to which Anko sighed.

"Fine," replied Anko as she hesitantly unwrapped her arms around Naruto.

"Good girl," praised Naruto with a smile as he brought one of his hands up to caress her cheek. to which Anko blushed.

"Kami, only he can make me feel this way."

Guiding Anko's chin up with his hand, Naruto took a moment to look in to Anko's beautiful, brown eyes. Anko's blush intensified as Naruto began leaning in. Naruto's lips quickly connected with Anko's own. The Snake Mistress responded fervently, wrapping her hands around his shoulders to pull him in, deepening the kiss. Their breaths mingled together inside their mouths, just like their tongues as they battled for dominance. Naruto won.

"N-Never knew a kiss could feel this good," thought Anko, just before moaning lewdly in to the kiss, "Never knew."

They held together for another moment before pulling apart. They both gasped slightly to catch their breath, a strand of saliva remain bridged between both of their open mouths. Naruto recovered first and flashed Anko a winning smile, to which she smiled back after a few seconds. Haku stood silently behind him, her cheeks a faint pink.

"Still the great kisser that I remember," said Anko.

"It's only been two weeks," replied Naruto with a foxy grin, "I don't get rusty that quickly."

"Glad so," said Anko, her cheeks still slightly flushed, but she suppressed it as she turned to Haku.

"So, who is this, Naruto-kun?" asked Anko as she pointed to Haku.

"This is Haku-chan. I met her on my mission," replied Naruto, "She's agreed to help our cause."

"Is that true?" asked Anko, glaring at Haku.

"I will do whatever Naruto-sama asks of me," replied Haku honestly, doing a small bow for effect.

"Well then. Let's go tell the others that I have come back," said Naruto to which Anko snickered slightly.

"What is it?" asked Naruto.

"It seems that everyone is already here," replied Anko with a smile to which Naruto grinned.

Opening the slightly ajar door so that it was completely open, Anko revealed all of the girls, sitting quietly on a mat, sipping on cups of tea and snacking on potato chips. The girls reacted immediately by jumping from their seats and rushing to envelope Naruto in their own crushing hugs.

"Kami, I've missed you so much!" squealed Ino as she buried her face in to his chest, inhaling his scent.

"Likewise," continued Ayame as she rubber her cheek on his shoulder.

"I-I've missed you to, Naruto-kun," added Hinata as she enjoyed Naruto's warmth.

"I-I've missed you all too," choked out Naruto as he was being crushed.

"This is ridiculous!" cried Yoko as she saw her mate get glomped by three women.

"I would push them off, but I don't want to hurt them. Just let them enjoy this moment," responded Naruto with a mental sigh.

More than a moment lasted before the girls finally let go of Naruto. They lined up in front of them, Ayame followed by Ino and Hinata. All three of the girls had a light shade of pink starting on their cheeks. Naruto stepped aside to let Haku step forward.

"This is Haku," began Naruto, "She will be staying here in till I can find a suitable place for her to stay."

"And this is Ayame, Ino and Hinata," continued Naruto.

"Hi, Haku-chan," greeted Ayame with a polite bow.

"Good to meet ya," said Ino enthusiastically with an open pose.

"H-Hi, Haku-chan," stuttered Hinata, with a ginger bow.

"It's good to meet all of you," responded Haku, putting both of her hands on to her lap, before bowing.

"It's good to see you all," said Naruto as he quickly went up to the three girls and gave each of them a passionate kiss on the lips, followed by a quick peck to the cheek.

Ayame happily obliged to the kiss but was left jealous as she saw how Ino took advantage of the situation, wrapping her arms and legs around Naruto as they kissed. Hinata was the last and she shyly leaned in on her toes. Ayame had to suppress a squeal at how cute the scene was.

"It's been a very long trip back here," began Naruto, only to be interrupted by Ino.

"Just, hold on to that thought, Naruto-kun," said Ino before pushing Anko, Ayame, Haku and Hinata in to the bedroom.

Naruto raised an eyebrow as he heard faint whispering from the bedroom. He would tune on his impressive level of hearing but he would rather prefer it to be a surprise. Leaning against the wall for a moment, he took the time to hang his trench coat and take off his boots. It wasn't long in till he heard Ino call out to him for him to come in to the bedroom. Feeling anticipation build up inside of him, Naruto's lips stretched in to a grin.

"They treat you well," observed Yoko.

"I treat them well as well," replied Naruto.

"They make me jealous," said Yoko with a sigh.

"Why is that?"

"They get to touch you and feel your touch on them," was Yoko's reply to which Naruto nodded.

"Once I fulfill the requirements you have given me, I'll make sure to ravish you," said Naruto with a foxy grin.

"Haha. I look forward to it," giggled Yoko in response.

Naruto quickly made his way to the bedroom door. When he opened the door, he was greeted with a beautiful sight. On the queen sized bed was Anko, being touched and licked by the other girls. Ayame had her lips connected with Anko's in an intense make out session as Ino and Haku were shamelessly sucking on Anko's nipples while Hinata was lapping at Anko's pink slit. All four of the women were nude and very inviting. The sight spurred his sex drive immediately, causing a very large tent to rise from the front of his pants.

"Come join us, Naruto-kun," invited Ino, before latching her mouth back around Anko's erect nipple, causing Anko to elicit a soft moan.

"Just let me spice things up a bit," began Naruto with a foxy grin before putting his hands in to a hand seal, "Kage Bushin no Jutsu!"

The normally confident Ino widened her eyes as she saw ten Naruto's appear. Ayame, Anko and Haku couldn't hold back their smiles at the sight. Hinata was just confused why everyone's expressions changed so suddenly and why Anko had suddenly tightened around her tongue. With vigor, the Narutos quickly made their way to the four soon as they got to the foot of the bed, Haku eagerly climbed off of Anko and wrapped her lips around one of the Narutos' cock.

"Eager, aren't we, Haku-chan?" said Naruto as Haku happily bobbed her head over his large manhood.

"Mhmm!" moaned Haku as she tried her best to nod with Naruto's cock inside of her throat.

"You're amazing, Haku-chan," praised the Naruto who's cock she was currently sucking, as he used his hand to pet her head.

Another Naruto quickly made her way behind her. Haku's reaction was to arch her back and spread her ass cheeks whilst she continued deep-throating the Naruto in front of her. Positioning his swollen head at her tight, pink rear entrance, Naruto slid his cock inside of her, causing Haku to moan rather loudly, only for her moan to be muffled by the cock inside of her throat. As she was quit use to anal sex, Naruto could easily ram in to her with no hesitation whatsoever without fear of hurting her.

"Kami, your body is amazing," complimented the Naruto mounting her from behind, before he leaned forward to plant kisses on her smooth back whilst continuing to thrust in to her.

While Haku went first, a squeal was heard from the other side of the bed as Ino was lifted up by one of the Narutos and placed on her side. She felt her core heat up even more as Naruto lifted one of her legs up on to his shoulder. That Naruto quickly leaned forward to deliver a passionate kiss unto Ino's lips. As the two kissed, Ino wrapped one of her hands around Naruto's cock and positioned it at her drenched entrance. She moaned loudly in to the kiss as she felt Naruto's cock enter her tight folds.

"Feels too good!" squealed Ino as she felt the head of Naruto's cock give her womb a gentle kiss every time he pushed in to her love canal.

"You're fantastic, Ino-chan," complimented Naruto as he used his hands to massage Ino's breasts.

"Y-You too!" responded Ino.

"K-Kami, I've missed you," moaned Ino as she wrapped her arms around her lover's neck.

"I've missed you too, Ino-chan," replied Naruto before pressing his lips to hers, once again.

Hinata had just finished bringing Anko to climax when she suddenly felt Naruto's strong arms wrap around her and lift her on to his lap. She turned her head to face him and was greeted by a passionate kiss to the lips. She moaned happily in to the kiss as she felt Naruto surprisingly soft lips on her own. A few seconds in to the kiss, she blushed madly as she felt Naruto separate her lips slightly with his own to allow his tongue to explore the inside of her mouth. The kiss could only last so long in till they both needed to breath. Naruto leaned in once more to give her a quick peck on her lips before positioning his cock at her entrance and sliding in to her tight, velvet walls.

"Ooh!" moaned Hinata as her love canal stretched to accommodate his thick length.

"You're so tight, Hinata-chan," praised Naruto as he delivered soft kisses to her neck.

"I-I love this Naruto-kun, please give me more," squeaked Hinata as she opened her mouth and motioned for one of the Narutos to approach her.

Having one of Naruto's arms wrapped around her to support her, she was able to use both of her hands as she curled her hand around one of the other Naruto's thick length. Taking a moment to inhale his intoxicating scent, Hinata took his length in to her mouth. She swirled her tongue around the head whilst she used her hand to stroke what she could not fit in to her mouth. The scene was exhilarating, seeing the normally shy Hinata willingly do something so dirty. Just how much had she changed during the time he was gone?

The rest of the Narutos soon approached Anko and Ayame. The two women stared at all of the Narutos' rock hard lengths with eager eyes. Anko crawled over first and pulled one of the Narutos on to the bed. Her lips stretched in to a sultry smirk as she straddled that Naruto's waist before lifting herself up and sliding his cock in to her wet slit. She rode him with earnest, eliciting unadulterated moans and squeaks with every thrust. She only slowed as she felt one of the Narutos pull apart her ass cheeks, revealing her tight anus.

"Only you, Naruto-kun. All my holes are yours," said Anko with a sexy wink.

Anko let out a long, drawled out moan as she felt one of the Narutos begin licking at her tight, pink star. With an experts tongue, Naruto relaxed her anus and lubricated it with his saliva. The combination of having a thick length inside of her whilst someone was pleasuring her anus with their tongue was amazing but she knew it was going to get better. When Naruto felt that she was lubed up enough, he positioned his hard length at her puckered, rear entrance and slowly began to push in to her.

"Ahh! Ooh!" gasped Anko as Naruto's began to slide itself in to her tight, anus.

After a very pleasurable moment, Naruto's cock was fully enveloped by Anko's hot anus. Her anal walls did well to massage his thick length. Anko couldn't stop moaning as she felt both of Naruto's rock hard lengths twitch inside both of her holes. She let out a wail as they started moving in unison. The sensation was epic, being so full. She was so glad she was a kunoichi, since it meant they could be more rough with her. In no time at all, she had adapted well to both their cocks, so both of them could ram in to her tight holes with vigor.

"Kami! Kami! Your cocks are driving me crazy!" wailed Anko in pure bliss as both Narutos rammed in to her with exceptional strength and speed.

"Anko-chan, you're being a bit too loud, you'll startle the neighbors," said one of the Narutos as they stood in front of her, his long, thick length in front of her face.

"T-Then, Mmph! Quiet me, Ooh! Down then!" responded Anko as she opened with mouth wide with an 'Ahh'.

With a grin, the Naruto in front of Anko quickly slid his cock in to Anko's mouth. With skill that only years of experience being a kunoichi could give you, Anko easily took Naruto's length down her throat. She did her best to provide suction and pleasure to Naruto as she massaged his length with her throat. As if Naruto was reading her mind, he immediately put his hands around her head and began thrusting in to her mouth, successfully throat fucking her. The act caused streams of tears to cause her eyeliner to run but she couldn't be happier.

Whilst Anko happily having her way with three of the Narutos, Ayame was doing her own thing on the floor next to the bed. Whilst not as proficient in the sexual arts like Anko, she did her best to provide Naruto and herself a great experience. She was on top of one of the Narutos, happily stroking his cock and licking the head of his length whilst another Naruto was thrusting in to her honey pot. Like honey itself, her sticky love nectar flowed down her legs, making a small stain on the carpet floor. With every thrust, she would moan. Her moans were like music to Naruto's ears.

"Your cock is so tasty," moaned Ayame as she pulled her mouth off of Naruto's cock, giving it a few long strokes before wrapping her lips around it, once again.

Those words seemed to spur on Naruto as he increased the strength and speed behind his thrusts, causing Ayame to moan loudly, sending pleasurable vibrations through the cock inside of her mouth. With the way Naruto's thick length hit her g-spot with each thrust, she knew she wouldn't last long. She just wished she was as stamina filled as the rest of the girls. Soon, her mind went blank, as she climaxed hard.

'Ahh! Fuck!" wailed Ayame in bliss as she felt her orgasm hit her.

From the other side of the room, another pleasure filled scream was heard. Haku looked majestic even within the throes of orgasm. Her milky skin, slightly glistening with sweat and her eyes lolled back in to her head whilst both of her tight holes were being rammed in to from behind. Her moans and squeaks filled the room as both of the Narutos on her continued to thrust in to her.

"I-I'm going c-crazy!" moaned Haku as she struggled to remain composed.

"Gonna cum, gonna cum, gonna cum," repeated Haku with a fucked-crazy face before she finally climaxed.

"Cumming!" cried Haku, squeezing her eyes shut and gritting her teeth.

"Kami, you feel amazing around me, Haku-chan," said one of the Narutos.

Both of the Narutos ramming their cocks in to Haku continued thrusting in till both of them let out a grunt. With exceptional force, both Narutos released inside of Haku, painting her love canals white with their seed. Haku moaned lewdly as she felt herself get filled to the brim with her master's powerful seed.

"Ahh! Ahh!" squeaked Haku as her womb began filling up with Naruto's cum.

A third scream was heard from beside the bed where Ino was. Ino's continued to scream in pure delight as she experienced orgasm after orgasm. In the position that she was in, Naruto could thrust directly at her g-spot, resulting in mind-blowing amounts of pleasure every time Naruto rammed in to her.

"N-Naruto-kun! I love it when you twitch inside of me!" moaned Ino, before the Naruto thrusting in to her leaned forward to press his lips to hers.

Even when her screams of pleasure were muffled by Naruto's lips, she was still quite loud. After what seemed to be her seventh orgasm, she felt Naruto groan in to her kiss, before feeling an intense, delightful pressure build up inside of her. Tilting her head back and letting out a gasp, she felt as her womb was stretched to take in Naruto's potent seed.

"K-Kami! I-I love it when you cum inside me!" began Ino, "I want your babies!"

"Kami! Hearing myself say such lewd things is turning me on!" thought Ino, before she felt Naruto begin moving again, inside of her.

On the bed, Anko continued to be rammed in to by the three Narutos. Her stretched out holes continued to make lewd noises as the two Narutos inside of her continued thrusting in to her whilst the Naruto she was deep-throating caused her to make 'glug, glug, glug' noises. The Narutos' thick length had already driven her to orgasm multiple times, she was beginning to get a little jealous of Naruto's Kami-like stamina.

"Anko-chan, I'm going to cum," groaned one of the Narutos.

"Go ahead, Naruto-kun! Fill me with your seed!" moaned Anko, before taking Naruto's cock back in to her mouth.

With a grunt, all three Narutos climaxed inside of her. Anko let out a muffled wail as all three of her holes were filled to the near brim with Naruto's seed. Ropes of cum leaked out of her mouth as she was unable to swallow it all. She had never felt so full!

The sound of Hinata's constant squeaking was also echoing off of the walls as two of the Narutos had their way with her body. She had already climaxed multiple times. Over time, Hinata was able to take in more and more of Naruto's thick length in to her mouth, earning her praises and pats on the head from the Naruto who's cock she was currently sucking. Tears of pure bliss slid down her cheeks as she felt the most intense pleasure she had ever felt in her life.

"Hinata-chan, you're amazing," whispered Naruto in to her ear, "I'm going to cum soon."

If she could, Hinata would've smiled. She was just so happy being able to make her precious 'Naruto-kun' feel good. With renewed vigor, she eagerly returned met the thrusts of the Naruto beneath her and increased the speed of which she bobbed her head on the Naruto on top of her.

"Hinata-chan, I'm going to cum!" grunted Naruto through grit teeth before exploding inside of her.

The other one quickly followed suit, erupting inside of her mouth, sending rope after rope of seed down her throat and on her face. Hinata moaned loudly as Naruto's seed filled her up, causing her to feel pleasantly full. Taking a break, she sat on one of the Naruto's lap, cock still inside of her and began collecting the ropes of seed she still had on her face.

"D-Delicious, Naruto-kun," said Hinata with a smile as she lewdly lapped at her cum glazed fingers.

"Glad you enjoyed it," replied Naruto with a foxy grin.

Suddenly one of Naruto's clones proudly pumped one of the fists in to the air and exclaimed:

"Round two!"


A Few Hours Later. Early Evening. Early Dinner Time?

"Why don't I take you girls out to dinner?" asked Naruto as he got out of the steamy bathroom, wearing only a towel around his waist.

"That sounds really nice, Naruto-kun," replied Ayame as she was putting her hair up in to a bun.

"Somewhere fancy, please," replied Ino as she slipped on her leg warmers.

"I-I think I-I'm okay with anywhere as l-long as it's with N-Naruto-kun," replied Hinata with a shy blush, despite everything she had done earlier.

"Anywhere Naruto-sama wants to go, I will go with him," replied Haku politely, doing a small bow.

"I'm just happy to see you after such a long time!" said Anko excitedly with a grin.

"All right then. Let's head to that new restaurant I saw when I got back. I think it was called The Palace?" asked Naruto, waiting for everyone to answer.

All of the girls seemed to really like that idea as they expressed their answer by all nodding excitedly, even Hinata seemed excited. Putting on his regular clothes but leaving his trench coat behind, Naruto and the girls quickly left the apartment. Their trip through the urban district was peaceful as no villager was cocky enough to glare at him as they saw what seemed to be five kunoichi escorting him. A few were brave enough to stare whilst most of the others did their best to ignore. It only took a moment for them to reach the restaurant, and it was a very fancy restaurant. They made their way in.

"Good evening, si-," began the greeter in till she realized who it was, to which she sneered.

"What the hell are you doing here?!" asked the woman with a disgusted look on her, as if she had just eaten something repulsive.

"Get the hell out of here, demon bra-" began the snarky woman before being interrupted when Naruto's eyes turned a sickening red.

"Fix your damn attitude," thought Naruto angrily before the redness in his eyes dissipated.

"Good evening, good sir. How many people?" asked the woman once again.

"Six," replied Naruto, crossing his arms.

"Very good, follow me," said the woman with a bow, before walking off to the booths.

Naruto promptly followed, as did the girls. The restaurant seemed to go quiet as all of the customers glared at Naruto. Naruto glared back, of course, his eyes a burning red, causing all of the patrons to go back to chatting friendly with each other. Naruto grit one of his fists in anger but loosened as he felt Anko lean forward and give him a kiss on the neck. They soon reached their booth, sat down and ordered their drinks.

"These people are terrible," sighed Ino as she twirled her hair with her hand.

"Makes me disgusted with Konoha," agreed Ayame.

"Can't wait to kill the lot," said Anko with a grin.

"T-They deserve to die for what they've done to Naruto-kun," said Hinata with a little determination.

"I take it that you've told them what I plan for in the future, Anko-chan?" asked Naruto to which Anko nodded.

"Well, it makes my job easier."

The group quickly got their drinks. Anko had her bottle of sake, Ayame, Ino, and Hinata had ordered tea whilst Haku and Naruto simply ordered water. When the waitress finished handing out their beverages, she pulled out a notepad. The group ordered their food before they sent the waitress off.

"So, Naruto-kun. Did you hear? The Chunin exams are happening soon," said Anko, resting her chin on her hand.

"Oh? My instructor didn't tell me anything about the Chunin exams," replied Naruto with one raised eyebrow.

"Yes, I believe it's happening next month," said Anko.

"That gives me plenty time to train," replied Naruto, "It won't be long now."

"Hey, Naruto-kun, I have a question," said Ino, entering the conversation.

"Yes, Ino-chan?" replied Naruto.

"I know you're crazy strong, Naruto-kun, but how do you expect to take on Konoha?" asked Ino hesitantly.

"Don't worry, Ino-chan. I've got a plan. I'll tell you guys about it after we eat," replied Naruto with a reassuring smile.

"All right."

"D-Don't worry, Ino-chan," said Hinata, placing a hand on Ino's shoulder.

"Alright," repeated Ino.

"Naruto-sama, I'm hungry," said Haku, gingerly placing one of her hands on her toned stomach.

Right as she said that, the waitress returned, holding everyone's entrees. With a quick 'itadakimasu', Haku eagerly dug in, immediately spooning a huge portion of her dish in to her mouth and swallowing.

"That lack of gag reflex is really something to see," thought Naruto before saying his own 'itadakimasu' and beginning on his own plate.

The group happily ate their food. Yes, it was a very fine restaurant, serving delicious food. It wasn't long before everyone had finished their food. Once they had finished, Naruto called for the waitress to get their bill. Rather then paying for the bill, he simply made the waitress put their meal on the house and with that done, they walked out of the restaurant.

"Ahh! I'm so pleasantly stuffed!" sighed Ayame in delight as she walked down the patio steps.

"I-It was very nice," said Hinata happily.

"Glad you took us here, Naruto-kun," added Ino with a grin.

"Yes. Thank you for the meal, Naruto-sama," said Haku politely.

"No problem. I'm just glad that you're all happy," replied Naruto with a foxy grin.

Naruto turned his head away from the girls when he heard the trademark steps of elitism. The moment he turned his head, he saw Sasuke stomping up to him. The Uchiha looked envious, smug and a little bit pissed off. Naruto could only raise an eyebrow at this.

"Uchiha," said Yoko quietly with a hint of anger.

"What the hell are you doing here, Dobe? This district is for the wealthy," scowled Sasuke as he tried standing in the most intimidating pose he could muster, which wasn't much considering Naruto was quite taller than him.

"I never heard of a district in Konoha that is just for the wealthy. Now if you don't mind, I have to escort these ladies home," replied Naruto, his voice devoid of the happiness he held early, rather it had been filled with a bit of malice and seriousness.

"Why are you women hanging out with the Dobe? Why don't you walk with me? After all, I'm an Uchiha," said Sasuke with a disgustingly cocky grin.

"Don't make me sick. I may have had a crush on you back in the academy but I've changed. Naruto-kun is way better than you," defended Ino before wrapping herself around Naruto's arm, causing Sasuke to scowl.

"Tch, not like you are strong anyways," muttered Sasuke under his breath before turning to Anko, "You, you look strong. Why the hell are you hanging out with this loser? Why don't you come with me?"

"Not even if I was drunk out of my mind, would I ever say yes to that question," said Anko stoically.

"Hn. Fine. Listen, Dobe, you don't deserve these women. I'll make sure they're taken away from you," sneered Sasuke, pointing an accusing finger at Naruto before pointing to the girls, "And you'll regret declining me, Sasuke Uchiha.

"Big words, for a small man," insulted Naruto to which Sasuke nearly fumed.

"Mark my words, Dobe, you'll regret saying that. No one says that to an Uchiha."

With that said, Sasuke stomped off, leaving a group of irritated people behind.

"What an asshole," said Ino.

"Agreed," said Haku.

"All right. Now that that's over with. Let's head home and I can tell you what exactly we'll be doing for the next month," instructed Naruto to which everyone nodded.


Back at Anko's Apartment.

Naruto stood in front of the couch as all the girls sat down patiently, waiting for him to tell them his instructions. Naruto on the other hand was listening to the instructions Yoko was giving him. It only took a moment before he began speaking.

"Now, as most of you know, I am the Jinchuriki of the nine tails," began Naruto, crossing his arms, "The Kyuubi, being as generous as it is has gifted me with multiple powerful kekkei genkai. That's the reason why I was able to control those people at the restaurant."

"My plan of destroying Konoha is simple but it will take a long time. I plan on taking Konoha just a few weeks after the Chunin exams when security will be more lax since all of the foreign ninja will have had left by then, and the guards will surely need time to recover," continued Naruto, "I have a new kekkei genkai that will be emerging and it'll give me the abilities to transfer a part of the Kyuubi's power in to all of you."

"What are the effects of you doing that?" asked Anko.

"Just a few physical changes but they will be easily hidden behind the genkai kekkei, Akuma Fokkusuai, that you will receive once you go through the process," replied Naruto to which Anko nodded.

"Ayame-chan, while I can give you immense power, since you have no ninja training, I don't want you to be anywhere near us when the fight starts. I'm just looking out for your safety," added Naruto to which Ayame gave a small, understanding sigh.

The rest of his instructions came out clearly and everyone agreed, adding in their own little pieces and suggestions to which Naruto filed away for later analysis. It only took another thirty minutes in till everyone was happy with the plan, not that they were unsatisfied with what Naruto had in mind. They wouldn't say it but they were very glad that Naruto was an open-minded person.

"For this month we will be mostly going through the usual routine so don't act suspicious. Simply act like yourself," said Naruto to which everyone nodded

"Now, since the night is still young, anyone want to play some card games?"


Dark Naruto: I grow tired of remaining incognito. I thirst for the blood of the villagers.

Yang: You will soon receive it, I promise you.

Anko: Better be quick, I'm not a patient woman.

Hinata; Y-Yeah, what Anko-chan said.

Haku: I can wait.

Ayame: I'm a bit disappointed that I can't fight but I guess it's for the best.

Yang: Alright then.

Yoko: I can't wait for my kit to kill that Uchiha bastard.

Yang: Me too.

N/A: After about three weeks in China, I have returned. I needed like another week to handle the jet lag but I'm back! I also apologize for how rusty I am. I have written anything in a very long time. I hope you enjoy this! Review, follow, favourite, whatever. See ya!