=Cahpter 4: Music to my Ears=

Balck Sora smaked his face on the world RIGHT ON THE FUCKING FAEC. When he got up it was a pony. "Help I'm razzlroo." Black sora was confused. RHYETM CITY WHERE IS IT/1 he grabbed razzlero by the cheeks and skweezed unti lher eyes poped out. "fUck yoyu now Ill never know." He decided to look for brandy and whiskers. "I need to get high up to see" Balck sora jumped then paused then unpasude and could jump agian then did it agina for infinite jumps until he was way up high in the rolly poly skye.

PLZ DONT PATCH he screemed to the gods. "doNT WORRY" sed Rocky "I'll never tell anyone the scret glitch."

SOar looked down and saw brandy and mr whsierks. GUYS he sed.

"oh god whiskers just ignore him" GUYS ITS ME

When sora land he said "wehre the ship parts did you find the junkstore guy?" Wtf are you taking about sed bradny. Brandy and whiskers were talking to a fatass. The fatass said "SORA IS IT FOR REALLY YOU!?" Yes. sed sora "Sora you are a music lord you are the god of dubstep." Are you serious? asjked sora. "yes and it was when you got the dubstep keybalde you were blessed by quicksand. You are destined to kill DRAGON ASS. Brandy and whsiekrs are also mmusic lords." HOw are thye music lords they weren't blessed by Qucieksand. sed Sora.

"plot Conveinience."

The man rasined his hands in the air like he just dont care and lighst came down on the three heros. Each of them were given music instruments. Barndy a electric guitar "YOU ARE LORD OF SHITTY TWeEN POP ROCK" Whiskers got a disco ball "YOU THE LORD OF DISCO" Fianlly Sroa got a laptop "WE ALREADY KNO YOU THE LORD OF THE WUBZ BRO" "Cool I can play mindcrap! :D" sed Sora. "NO" said the fat guy. "You break it if you do taht."

"This is amazing" sed Soar. "Now bradny and whiskers arent you glad you came with me?" they said "meh"

How can we beat Dragon ass and get back to my world? asked sora. "Dont worry you'll find a way. Youre in capabale paws he knows the secret glitch" Sora didnt know what the fatass was taking about at but decided it was time to go. He did the glitch into the next world.

MEANWHILE there was the Black national party of the wuniverse. "Did you sense the power? the black pwoer of the music lord." sed bowncer. (bounser the music lord of Hiphop music he had a microphone and was balck.) "i dont care I'm suicide ever since my gf leave" sed Wimpy. (also black he's the lord of Blues thast why hes a crybaby liltle bitch. He had no instrument thats pathtic lol) "somawwq" said ASS (the lord of the jazz his instrument a saxophone. YEs hes black unless your stupid these are the racists of black national party and all of them musci lords.)

You fucks" sed bounncer. we must find him and he'll join us then the black national party will genoside the white s and rule the univserse. Lets go.

Sora arrvied at teh next world it was Sonic X world. "THE MALL LETS GO" screedm brandy capslockedly. Sora bitch-slapped. We're here to find somethign but I already forgot. "THEN LETS MALL." okay fine.

In teh mall the water was backwards and the whole place was flooded. "How did it happen?" asked sora while whiskers fucked abowt in the watser like its a joke. SUddenly the HEARTLESS. "Wtf is those things? sed sora" Then eggman appear.

MUAHAHAHAH sed egman. Its the heartless I used them to kill everyone!

Sora jump up and pulled eggamdn mouth IN HALF like a chrsitmas present. BLood gushed everywhere and sora used it as a water hoe to clean evreything. But uh oh the water hoe was a WTARE HOE! Except it was blood. the Blood formed the shape of a hoe. "My name MENSTRAUL" sadi the blood hoe. BRANDY AND WHISKerS HALP he screemed while whiskers playng around and brandy getting fucked by a stranger. TOO LATE the blood hoe whent straight into his dick (stop no more pron of that its extreemly painful you bitches.) anyway it went into his dick and then it was "WTF?! WHereS YOUR BALLS?!" Sora punche himself in wehre his balls used to be until the blood hoe die and drain out of his dick. "Dont fuk with no balls man" sed Sora badassidly.

Whiskers threw down his mirror ball but it wasnt your daddys mirror ball it was a bomb. All the heartless died. "USEFUL!" sed Sora.

Sora brandy and whiskers left for the next world but nit before doing the jump glitching to a scret area with a chest. but uh oh wtf is this? SOra got clipped into a wall and stuck forever softlocked the game.