Then Badass octupos sadi "Sora the evil one his name is DRAGNO ASS but he is too powerful to be kill so let's go bakc in time and kill him before he gets his powers."

OMG WE CAN GO BAK IN TIME?

YES NOW STOP SCREEMING

SOra being black stole the space ship from the balck nationals who are dead and Badass octusp and Soar got Brandy and MR whisekers and they whent to the time machine guy on Badass octopus's world. (Badass OCtpuops will forever now be called BO for short so I dont have to type so much.)

Tiem machine Guy said "okay guys go back in time and go ask around teh worlds in the past. First place is Equestria"

Sora Barndy and whiskwers and BO went back to the past but when they got there thye realized they couldtn ddnt bring the ship and cant fly. "DONT worry" sed sora. Used the jump glitch and then got to equestria

When they got teher it was all teh colors were fucked like and 80s commercial and the ponies looked realish also teh animations was shit.

Wtf the past is this it? it sucks balls sed Whiskers.

There was a girl her name Megan. Sora of course immedtaiately grabbed the tittes and threatend to rip off. "HELP A NIGGER" screemd Meagn. "STFU AND TELL US WHERE DRAGON ASS IS"

MEANWHIEL IN TIREKS CATSLE

Tirek was fuckign Dragon ass in the ass ans DRagin ass said SCREAMED "THATS RIGHT I DID IT I DID EEYRTING POSSIBEL" Dragon ass was impossiblbly evil in all ways and helping Triek take over euqestira. Eveyrthing was happening unitl he got a call from FAT BITCH aka the god of all evil. She was so fat she made americans look anorexic. Fat bitch asid "gimme the thing" which it was The keyblade.

Sorry I must leave sed Dragon ass. Tirck was so mad he thougt about it and the whole world was all life was wiped from it.

NOOOOOOO screems sora. We must go back and stop this from happening. They whent to the future I mean the preasent and then whent back in time again but when they got there it was still fucked up. "WTF WHY DIDNT IT WORK" so sora went back to the present and -you geussed it grabbed the time machine guy;s face.

Sorry Sora you fucked up now its impossible to save all them" sadi Time machine Guy. "why sed Sora" Its because youve already been in the past for five minutes. "That make no fucking sense" said Sora.

The time Mahcine guy sat sora down and sadi "now listen I'll explian"

(skipping that part)

OKAY I GET IT screemd Sora unnecessarily loud. "But you should explain to the readers because they stupid."

So time machine guy sadi "Okay reader heres how the time works. Imagine 3 cars and there on a road and all going the smae speed and the smae distance apart exactly. The car in the back it is the past and the car in teh middle the present car in the front the future. We can go from one car to anoterh but not between the cars or beyond any cars. Also since all the cars are moving then time passes in the past and future too so tahts why if you go to the past at 3 oclok and then back to the present for 2 hours then go back in time agian it will be 5oclock in the past"

tl;dr the whole Equestria is fucked. SO for revenge they all went to teh past and got to tirek and ripped pulled on his horns unitil his head riped in half like a mortal kombat and Mortal kombat guy said FATALITY