Friday night came around, and the three of them were ready to go. They sat in a circle in the middle of Team RWBY's room, Pyrrha, Ruby, and Blake, while the latter drank down her second tumbler of whiskey. They had agreed on Blake going first, then Pyrrha the next night, and finally Ruby on the last evening.
"Why was it again I'm going first?" the Cat Faunus asked.
"Because you volunteered, kitty cat," Ruby grinned, taking a sip from her cup of water.
"Hmm. I don't remember this."
Pyrrha leaned over and placed her hand on Blake's knee. "How are you feeling, sweetie?" she asked, her emerald eyes shining with concern.
"Umm… not too bad, really." Blake peered about, her amber eyes only ever so slightly unfocused. "A little fuzzy, but… yeah, nothing else seems amiss."
"Congrats, kitten," Yang laughed from where she perched atop her bunk. "You got yourself a buzz."
"Huh, so this is a buzz…" Blake frowned slightly. "Oh… and stop calling me kitten."
The blonde just snorted out a laugh. "Okay, so that's after two drinks. I think one more might do it, but let her drink some water first."
"Yes, oh expert of drunkenness," Pyrrha snarked, plucking Blake's now-empty tumbler from her hand and giving her a glass of water instead.
Blake dutifully drank it down as she gazed over towards the other side of the room. "We're not going to be disturbing you, are we, Weiss?" she asked once finished.
"Not at all," the heiress replied primly over the top of her textbook. "I expect to be highly entertained over the course of the weekend. Wouldn't miss it for anything."
Pyrrha handed Blake her third tumbler. "I do find your choice of drink interesting," the redhead murmured.
Shrugging casually, Blake let out a little giggle. "I like whiskey," she said before tossing back another gulp. "Packs a kick, though," she wheezed.
"That it does, kitten," Yang snickered. "Especially the kind you're drinkin'. That's the good stuff."
Blake nodded solemnly as she downed the rest of her glass. "Yep. That it is." She narrowed her amber eyes up at the blonde bruiser. "Hey, didn't I say something about calling me that?"
"What?"
"That."
"You mean… kitten?"
"Yep. What did I say?"
"To keep calling you it?" Yang smirked.
"Oh." Blake blinked her eyes owlishly. "Well. Okay, then."
"Annnd there she goes," Yang chuckled.
"So… how do you feel now?" Pyrrha inquired.
"I feel… really, really good." Blake gave her a wide smile. "Like… really good."
Ruby giggled merrily. "How good is really good?"
Blake answered with a giggle of her own. "Really, really good."
"Anything on your mind?" the brunette asked with a grin.
The Cat Faunus tilted her head thoughtfully, the ears atop her head twitching. "Hmmm…. yep."
"And?" Ruby prompted with a laugh.
"You know what I really like?" Blake mused in response.
"What would that be, kitty cat?" Pyrrha inquired softly.
Blake looked around with a pleased smile. "Boobs."
All of the other four girls barked out a laugh, some more shocked than others, though Yang had to catch herself from falling out of her bunk.
"You don't say?" Ruby giggled.
Blake nodded solemnly. "Yep. 'S why I like girls better'n boys. 'Cause of the boobs. And wanna know what else?"
"Oh, do tell."
The Cat Faunus leaned over and continued in a loud whisper. "Pyrrha has really, really nice boobs."
Both Ruby and Yang lost it at that point, rolling around in helpless laughter, while Pyrrha covered her face and blushed furiously, though she couldn't help but laugh as well.
"Says the girl with the fabulous rear end," the redhead muttered under her breath.
"Heard that," Ruby giggled. It shouldn't have been possible for Pyrrha to blush any brighter, but still, she managed admirably.
"Well," Weiss sighed humorously. "I suppose now we see the authentic side of Blake."
"Oh, hey, don't feel bad Weissy," Blake interjected. "Yours are nice too, all small an' perky…"
Now it was Weiss' turn to blush as she held up her textbook in front of her face. "Er… thank you?" she squeaked over Yang's increased volume of laughter.
"An' I'm gonna bet that yer crush would like 'em too," the raven-haired girl continued. "Anyone would, so don' you worry 'bout it."
"Wait, wait, wait," Ruby exclaimed, sitting herself up with some difficulty. "What's this now about a crush?"
"I don't want to talk about it," Weiss mumbled, still shielding her face.
Blake nodded again, swaying slightly where she sat cross-legged. "She didn' tell me whose it... who it was. So I dunno that."
"Yep, kept me in the dark for that too," Yang chimed in, wiping tears of mirth from her cheeks.
"So everyone else knows about this?" Ruby exclaimed. "Weiss, I'm hurt!"
"Too many people already know," Weiss defended herself with muffled words.
"What about you, Pyrrha?" the brunette asked while Blake stared up at the ceiling with a wide grin.
"Oh, well… er, yes, I do know… about it…" the redhead murmured abashedly.
"Waitaminute…" Ruby crouched forward, peering into her girlfriend's emerald orbs. "You know the name, don't you?"
"...No?" she replied halfheartedly.
Weiss sat her book down with a huff. "Pyrrha, you promised!"
"I am not saying anything!" Pyrrha protested. "My lips are sealed!"
"Oh, we have ways of making you talk…" Yang snickered, leaning over the edge of the bunk.
"No, Yang, it's okay," Ruby interjected with a smile as she sat back again. "We shouldn't pressure Pyrrha."
"Softie," Yang snorted.
"Hey, Yang," Blake giggled.
The blonde grinned at her partner, her humor restored. "What's up, kitten?"
"You… got really big boobs."
Yang barked out a laugh. "Glad to see you stayed focused here. So mine are better'n Pyrrha's, right?"
"Nope," Blake intoned. "Just… bigger. I like Pyrrha's better."
"Uh-huh," Yang replied, perplexed, as she looked down at her chest. "Well, that's a first."
"Yeah, see with Pyrrha's I bet I could just wrap my hand around-"
"That isn't necessary to test!" Pyrrha exclaimed with another bright blush as Blake began to lean her way with her hands extended. The redhead crossed her arms against her chest. "Not in front of Yang and Weiss, please!"
"Oho!" Yang chortled. "So, it'd be okay if we weren't here?"
"I- I- I-" the redhead stammered anxiously.
"I bet Ruby'd let me," Blake mumbled, falling over on her side and peering blearily back at the brunette.
"Nah, I promised to behave," Ruby giggled. "So you like my boobs too?"
"Okay, now this part I don't need to hear about," Yang grumbled mildly.
"They're nice," Blake agreed, ignoring her partner. "Buuut not your best part."
"Oh, well then, what's my best part, kitty cat?" Ruby asked, her silver eyes twinkling.
Blake struggled to sit upright once more, eventually succeeding with the help of both of her girlfriends. She leaned over to poke a finger in Ruby's cheek.
"That lil' smirk you get," Blake murmured wondrously. "The one… The one where you're up to somethin' naughty, or you're gonna say somethin' to get me or Pyrrha to blush."
Ruby graced her with said little smirk, which caused the Faunus to squeal softly.
"Yep, that's the one!" Blake declared happily. "Dust-damned sexy, that lil' smirk."
"Well, I'll keep that in mind," Ruby quietly laughed.
"You do not need further ammunition," Pyrrha moaned.
Blake turned at the redhead's voice and crawled over to her, her movements sinuous if a little uncoordinated. Pyrrha's eyes got wider as her girlfriend approached, evidently seeing something in her eyes that reminded her of how a prey feels.
"Yer… my fluffy lil' fox," Blake murmured as she bonelessly poured herself into Pyrrha's lap. "An' kitty wants to play with her fox."
Pyrrha wrapped her arms around the tipsy girl as she locked her lips onto her own, little pleased sounds escaping from them both. Blake broke off after a minute and sighed dreamily.
"Okay, I'm good now. Gonna sleep, 'k?"
"You do that, kitty cat," Pyrrha murmured affectionately as she stood up with Blake in her arms. She moved over to her bed and got into it, tucking Blake in front of her on her side.
Ruby got up as well, giving the both of them kisses, though Blake only returned it half-heartedly as she was close to asleep already, tucking the two of them in, and then moved to pick up the glasses from the floor.
Yang hopped off of her bed. "Whelp, I suppose we could all turn in, you okay with that, Princess?"
Weiss nodded as she put her book away. "Fine by me. I can't wait to see how tomorrow night's entertainment goes."
The petite brunette sat the glasses atop her desk and then pulled her drawer open, fishing out everyone's scrolls before following Yang into the bathroom.
"Can't believe you wouldn't let me ask Pyrrha about that crush of Weiss'," the blonde mumbled as she brushed her teeth.
Ruby rinsed her toothpaste out before chuckling quietly. "Are you forgetting, sister of mine, whose turn it is to get drunk tomorrow night?"
Yang spat into the sink and turned to her little sister with an awestruck look on her face. "How have you become so diabolical?" she gaped.
"Well," the brunette shrugged. "I do have you for an older sister."
The blonde pulled her into a tight hug. "And I am humbled by your success," she said solemnly.
"Yang… air… breathe…" Ruby gasped.
A/N: Yeah, I don't think Blake's gonna live that down anytime soon… Tune in next chapter to see just how loose-lipped Pyrrha ends up. All shall be revealed! (Not like that, stop it. I have A Thorny Bind for that kinda stuff.)
Wow, this little slice of fluffy relationship crack has garnered almost 35k hits and 239 followers. I love all of you ship-happy people, you're awesome.
Jazzatron, Guest: Hope the antics continue to entertain!
DustGremlin: Drunken shenanigans are the best shenanigans. Good point about the drinking age, I suppose even hunters-in-training would get a pass. So long as they're responsible.
Whispering Kataclysm: (Awesome username, btw.) I do have a chapter in the future where Ruby is sick and being taken care of. More fluffy entertainment.
THB4: Nah, I don't need to change the rating, I'll just keep pushing the envelope. The fluffy smut goes into A Thorny Bind. And I think that, really, down deep Ruby is a normal teenaged girl with normal hormones, but she's kept it all locked away due to her social anxiety and awkwardness. Now that she has not just one, but two girlfriends, that she's comfortable and confident with, that side's starting to peek out.
DarkbladerX666: Yeah I think if anything Yang is both impressed and maybe a tad bit jealous of Ruby's relationship, not to mention her, ahem, perviness. Oh, and the visit to Summer's grave is an interesting idea, I'll revisit it when we get to the summer break episodes when they visit Patch.
Gorsouul: I've been greatly enjoying your entertaining reviews as you work your way through the story. And you caught up just in time for today's update! Yay!
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