Rated: T

Prompt: Doing Something Ridiculous

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Megane

"What is this, Akashi-kun?"

"A gift."

"But...it's not my birthday. Is there another holiday I'm not aware of that requires one to give a present to someone?"

"No. Do I need a reason to give you a present whenever I want?"

"...No. But it is strange."

"I see. Well, here. I'm giving this to you. Open it."

Looking at the red head and hesitating for a second, he set the small box on his lap and carefully opened the wrapping to reveal a white box. Tearing off the tape that was used to seal the box, he opened it just a tad bit and peeked inside. Confusion crossed his eyes as he tilted his head to the side, taking the lid off all the way to reveal a pair of black glasses.

"Akashi-kun. My eyesight is perfect."

"I know. They're not prescribed."

Kuroko's gaze went from the glasses to the red head sitting in front of him, who had his elbow resting on his leg, and his chin resting on the palm of his hand, a playful smile on his lips.

"...Then...Akashi-kun wants me to wear them...?"

"Yes." Leaning forward, Akashi picked up the glasses and slipped them on Kuroko's face. He sat back, a satisfied smirk on his face. "It's a shame that we're in the same grade, Tetsuya."

"Why is that?"

"Because I'd love it if you'd call me 'senpai'. In fact, Tetsuya. From now on when we're together, I want you to wear these glasses and call me Senpai."

"...You say and think of very embarrassing things, Akashi-kun. But..why glasses?"

"Because they look especially ravishing on you."

"...Don't tell me Akashi-kun has a glasses fetish."

"And if I do."

Kuroko blinked once then twice before getting up and heading towards the door.

"And where do you think you're going, Tetsuya?"

"Running away from Akashi-kun."

"Oh? Do you think you can outrun me?"

"I can try." Just as the teal head reached the door, he darted outside to run as far as he can away from Akashi, as fast as his legs can carry him.

Akashi sat and allowed Kuroko a head start before getting up and chasing after him.

The teal head, meanwhile thought it would be best to lose the red head tailing him in the shopping district of Tokyo, since it's always so crowded, and since they're around the same height, there was no way the red head could spot him so easily.

As he ran through the crowds of people, using his misdirection to the fullest, his eyes widened as watched a person walk out of a store and crashed into the person.

"What the hell?!"

Landing on the floor, Kuroko rubbed his head out of habit and looked up to apologize to the person he crashed into, only to pause.

"Kagami-kun."

"Kuroko?!"

Blinking, Kuroko took the hand that was offered to him and stood up, brushing his pants.

"Sorry. I didn't see you there...which isn't surprising."

"No. It was my fault, Kagami-kun. I wasn't looking where I was going."

"Yeah, you look a bit out of brea- whats' with the glasses?"

"Ah." Kuroko reached up to touch the glasses that still rested on his nose. "I almost forgot about this. I'm surprised they didn't fall off."

"Yeeahhh, why are you wearing em?"

"Akashi-kun is forcing me."

"What? You mean that scissor crazy bastard?"

"...I'd appreciate it if you didn't call him that."

"Can you blame me? The bastard almost stabbed me with one when we first met."

"Only because you were disobeying orders."

Kuroko tensed and turned around, Kagami flinching and following the teal head's gaze.

Mismatched eyes of red and gold glared menacingly at the taller red head, who took an unconscious step back. Satisfied at the flash of fear in the taller man's eyes, his gaze went back down to Kuroko.

"To think you have the audacity to run away from me, Tetsuya. Now come. Call me Senpai."

"I refuse."

"I see. Then I will have to punish you. No more vanilla milkshakes for two months."

Kuroko narrowed his eyes. "If Akashi-kun is going through with that threat, then I will refuse to talk to you for three months."

A delicate eyebrow twitched. "You will call me Senpai."

"I don't want to."

"Call me Senpai, now."

"No."

The two locked into a staring contest until Kuroko turned around darted off again, with Akashi chasing after him hot on his heels.

Kagami, meanwhile, stared after the two, perplexed, shaking his head. "What the hell are those two doing?! Kuroko sure as hell hangs out with weird people."

I'm going to say this outright: I'm not satisfied with the way I wrote this chapter. Honestly, I feel irritated right now because my mom thought she'd be funny and put off a lot of things till the last minute that requires her to use my lapto and decided today to finish it all in one go today. I spent an hour being bored in my brother's room before she decided that she was hungry and went to eat, which gave me the chance to get on and finish this damn thing. I probably shouldn't be as irritated as I am, but the reason for this is because it's my birthday today, and this chapter was going to be a little present to myself, so the fact that I had to rush this and make it utter crap makes me mad. I'll go back and edit this one day to my liking :c

By the way, I won't be putting a preview for the next last prompts, as I want them to be a surprise!