The Last Brony: Kingdom Hearts With a Black Sora

by Official Black Sora

Tehis the story of teh guy is Balck Sora. In this story it will challange family, sex, racisits, and the endless trudging of time. Its truly a work of genus and YOU will never think stuff teh smae way again so WANRING your redneck american conservatisms will be forever fucked if you read this.

9. Ch 9: Skeletors Coal Roller of DOom

Okay lets explire the past and find DRagin Ass sadi BO. "I hope theres mall" said BRandy like the annying bitch and probably would fucka horse.

MEANWHIEL

Fat Bicth an Dragon ASs Dragon ass said "Where can I get the keyblade?" "Form your borther who I gave it to but he used it for good and not evil" sed Fat bitch. "I remember he aws made form all the sand in the butt cracks and you said LOL but he became good and when you gave him the heartless I mean keybalde he killed all the heartless you made." said DRagin Ass

Thank you mr eposition Said Fat Bitch.

"Dont mention it"

BACK WITH SORA

The next world was Captain PLanet's world. When they go there it was five kids with all the same clothes. A mexican lookin kid came up and said "WHo are you and how come your colors/animatuon aren't fucked"

"Its becaue wer'e from the future" sadi Brandy "no the present" Sed whiskers. Sora double bitchslapped. "Kid wher is Dragon Ass so we can kill him" he said but they planeterrs didnt know waht he was talking about.

THEN OUTA NOWHERE IT WAS SKELEOTR

Meehheee meehooo meehaw he said in a not thretenting baby laugh "My plan is to make all the rain replace it with ACID RIAN!"

But teh acid cloud was only over his head so all the acid fell on him. "NONO NOT TEH STUPID!" he screemd in agony. SO because he fucked himself Beastman showed up. "Now I will pollute the world in record time!" He then destroyed the cloud. Skeletor said "Okey no more fucking around" (HE CUSSED SO EDGY) anyway he used his full magic to summon all the rednecks 9n the entire universe and it summoned a ginat truck. He got in and was wheelies

"We gotta stop him" sed the asian bitch capatin obviulsly but Black Sora and the otehrs just stared. "HELP US" sed the russian bitch. "We dont care Dragon ass or gtfo" sed them all so a redhead guy said "fuck it " and said "FORE" and shot a fire blast which inflammed Beastman.

Beatman was WAHAHAHAHAWWHWAWAWAHHAWH and sarn right out uin the roa d athn teh car smaked into him and exploeded. "FUck you furrdy fool im glad death" sed skeletor not caringly.

Then the black kid (not sora) said "lets do what we always do adn sommun the OP dude. LET OUR POWERS COMBINE" The teens all shot their rings in the air and it summoned a silver gay guy and he said "I M CAPIATIN PLANET!"

"Looks like somone gonna have ta die" he said 90s badassidly. Then he flew staright into the cloud of polution coming form the truck like a professional dumbas and fell down so then Skeletor did burnouts over his body contuinously causing endless pain. "MEEHHEEE WHHHOOO You hippie wimp of a superhero. they should call you captian faggot!"

Captian planet whent back into the rings. "HEART" said the mexican. His heart power hit skeltor and altered his soul making him good. "Oh no I ddi a bad thing" said Skeltior brainwashedly. He then destoryed the truck and blew his nonexistent brains out with a gun from nowhere.

Black Sora said then "can I have those rings?" the teens said "No theyr only for us." So being black Sora was snapped all the necks of teh kids like toothpicks and stole the rings. He put them on all his fingers like bling like a true balck person.

The next world was some other thing form the 80s or 90s since this is the past so let me think...Fuck it they went back to the present. (Execpt BO)