50 SHADES OF GREG IS A GUD BOOKE IVE RED IT LIKE A tunsand ttmes! srry guys this chepter int edited bcuz bekka is in. The hopittlw. BEKKA I LUV U GURL SRRY U HAVE HERPES I HUPW U GET BETYER LUV U GURL
"Puker, wate! how did thy gst drack to volsexmort (haha gettit SEX)?"
"Ah, livj, im surri 2 say it was HERMINXEE LUNN AN GENNY!".parker erputed saddly.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" I busted. I cudent fcmimg beliebe them.
Megan kam out of thw barhtoom and sed "dam ot! Crabbs broke up with mee!"
I huged her " I SORRY BUTT WE JAVE 2 FIND TOHOSE FCKIN NERDZ, THEY SOLDDE DRAKO OT 2 VOODWMORS!"
"NO!" She pluraled.
Wi rane arund the mell, tryin ti find them! Then wee saw them bi the boook stur!
"WHT IS RONG WIGH U BIRCHESS!"I OXPLEANED
Hermione gave Luna a strange look "Did you understand what she just said?"
"I think she called us birches..."
"STUP MAKIN FUN. OF ME U MADE VOLDEMORT RSPE DRAKO!"
"Right," Ginny said, disinterested "Guys, can we just go home? I'm tired, and I've developed a headache," she glared at MEEEEEEEE.
"U ARENT GOIN ANY FCKIN WERE BITES! WHY DUD U SEEND DRAKO 2 VOLSTEMORRTE?" megan plummetted
"Well, its a damn lot better working with him than you!" snapped Hermione .
"U BITTCHESS!" I SEIKED. Then i stomped out...mader then everr. Thwt ere so evill.
"Dect worrie drako ill get u back." I Vewied.