The next world was adventure time world aka the land of OOOOO. Sora and friends went to teh candy kingdom and then after a gillion dollrs the marraige of ROcky and Black Sora happened. "Black sora" said the preist. "Are you a huge faggot and want to fuck a puppy.?" Sora said "I do"
"Rocky are you fuck him?" and Rocky said "I do" (if this is ruining your food than good.)
Then by the POWER OF GREYSKULL said the preist. I HAVE THE POWEEEER! He got elctrocuted and die
But then Sora said "AHHA ROCKY!" rocky was scared becasue the capslock can only mean one thing. "I tricked you rocky SO i can have full custody of the ps2!" Everyone gasped. "Sora why?!" sed Rocky adn he cried. Sora ran all teh way to the PS2 and got it. He played the games all of them but when he got to god of wHOre he smashed it out of ragequit.
Then one day Sora herd a voice. "Sora LiSTEN!" it said navily. Sora than saw it was a fatass mexican looking fairy flying in front of his face. "Who are You?" asked Sora. "I am the fairy of the sun I've been following you since you were born." But sora said "How come I never seen you before, then?" The fairy said "ITs because of teh sunglasses."
Sora for the first time then took off his sunglasses. The world was full of beuastiful colors that he never saw before like a person playing a game other than gears of whore (aka gears of your mom) for the first time. Sora's eyes were mary sue levels of beautiful (no homo) and the eyes color changed to match the color he was looking at like the color picker tool in ptotoshit/
Oh MY GOD THE COLORS! he said and jizz squirted form his tiny dick. "Okay Sora now listen" said the fairy. "You've done a bad thing by turnign on Rocky and should undo it. In fact your fallen in LOVE WITH HIM"
"No i didnt" he said. "Maybe you did" she sadi. "NO I DINDT" he shoutd. "Okay but... Maybe ou did."
Then sora thought about it and said "Oh shit! Myabe I did!" He got duck tape and put the ps2 togerther again. "I HAVE TO MAKE IT TO ROCKY"
Meanwhiel Rocky was captured by Riku and Skye. Skye said "Now your ps2 is GONE what will happen? Suicide? You can't becasue we tied you up! Now watch as we attck the whole Candy kingdom!" Then Finn and Jake showed up. "WE"RE BETTRE THAN STEVEJN UNIVIRGIN!" They screemed battllecryly. Jake grabbed his giant hand arownd Riku's neck and Riku bit down on it because being evil of course he has sharp teeth which made Jaek release the grip from the pain. "OW not cool man" he said with the stupid intentionally awkward lingo
PEOPEL YOUR TIME IS ENDING IN A FEW YEARS MAYBE said Riku not threteningly. BUT I WILL MAKE IT DIE NOW!1 He ran up to pimp slap finn but Finn got a sword and cut off black Riku's arm. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH he screamed in pain. Finn grabbed the arm.
GIVE IT BACK OR ESLE! said Riku but the heros were "is he srs?" Then finn said "Say that we're better than MLP" and he agreed and gt his arm back, but of course beign evil he said "HA HA HA MY REEL OPIION IS YOU ARE BAD SHOWWS!".
NNNOOOOOOOO said finn and Jake. "YUO PURE EVIL MONSTER"
Then Black Sora showed up Gokuly. "We meet again stinky broni" said Riku adn he did the pyramid fingers thing. "How is foreveralone?"
Sora then freed Rokcy. "You're a shit-covered jungle nugget" he sadi. "I am fallen in LOVE with Rocky for real this time!" Rocky was surprised/. "OMG SRSLY?!"
"YA RLY. I eevn have your PS2." Black Riku laughed agian as if you reading the same thing oever adn over. "LOVE WITH AA DOG IF THIS IS NOT A TROL THAN YOU ARE A FAIL!"
"You fall in loev with the white pony vinyl so stfu" said SOra tu quoquely. But then Riku said "HAHAHAHA YOu stupid! I dont fall in love I'M TOO PWORFUL" His powerful didn't scare our hero Black Sora but it didn;t matter because Sora and rockey were then grabbed by metal hentai tenticles. "Do you like the tenteckles?" Said riku and Skye evilly with trollfaces. "They are made by FAT BICTH! when she try to replpicate her greatest rival... BAD ASS OCTOPUS!"
The tenticles and then Rkiu said "Since they are gey faggots lets make them fuck!" the tenciles grabbed both of them and rubbed the bodies rubbed Rocky into the ass of Sora and made them make awkward sex more awkward than The Room.
But then when Rockys dick whent in the booty a contrived thing happend... Rocky got sucked up in Sora's ass. "WTF is happengin?" asked the evil people. When rocky as all the way up is ass then Sora and him did a Steven universe DBZ fusion and sora transformed into METAL BLACK SORA. Metal Black Sora had Rockys hat and green armor was totally badaas and he had guantlets on his arms with rocky's weapons and was like the Megaman rush fusion. (If you ever unlokced it but you probably didnt becasue mageman fags like the same game oevr and over with no changes hopefully in the futrure the franchise die)
Anyawy he was epically mary suely badass and he grabbed the tenticles and ripped them and got one of them like a whip adn then he grabbed Finn's head with it and twisted it and popped Finns head like a grape for no reaosn. Riku as usual was pisse dthe fuck off so he sadi "SKYE DO A FUSION WITH ME"
Skey had a big head and tried to go up his ass and with enoguh trying she eventually got her head went in there hotkinkyjoly. (vote for her in next smash bros and than Mr slave too so they acan fight) SHe bited doewn on his prostate (for suck's fake peeple how gross is it gonna have to be before you put the godamn food away you fat fucks) she bited down on the prostate until it burst liek a water ballon. This of course was interdimenshinally painful but it was okay because Riuk become METAL BLACK RIKU. He had Skye's googles and pink armor (he was badass thoguh trust me) and he had a jetpack with wings and rocket lauchers.
So you kno what hapepns next THEY"RE GONNA FIGHT. If your not pissing your pants with hype then wtf is wrong with you.
Sora hgto adn teh had ihs and he got a claw grabber thing on his arm like Megaman. He tried to grab Riku but riku stepped to the side and dodged. Riku flew u pin the air like sjut dont care and there he got his rocket launchers and fired rockets. Sora opened up a gaping vaccumm more gaping open than your moms ass when the 5000 black cocks in it. Anyway it sucked up the rockets and recucyced them.
Wtf is that? aasked Ruki.
I'll tel you what it was : BADASS. He recyced the rockcets and got his own bigass missle launcher copying the attack megamanly,.
Riku was scared. "That mofo can Kirby my attacks!" Then like a world chapion dumbass he fired a bigass laser and Sora sucked it in copied it. Spra then dualwiedingly fired the rockets and laser at Riiku. Riku dodged with his flying Ironmanly and then grabbed Sora's face and ripped it off. Sora screemd in agonizing discomfort. "GIVe IT BACK PUNK" he sed.
HAH HA HAHA HA sed Rik. and then he got teh face and threw it in the grabage. NOOOOOOOOOOOO screamed Sora and he with to metal gaunlest adn grabbed Rikus wings and Riku was like "is this nigga srs?" He got his tongue and licked Sora's face.
EW GAY sed sora and he let go ofnteh wings. Big mistake tho beacues Rikeu started the DBZ pummeling into Sora's where his face used to be. Sara was becoming absoultly 99000 percent destructed and he was the Yamcha pose on thej ground. HAHAHAHA sed Riku. I tol you YOUR NO MATCH so now I will fly away!
He flew away.
Rocky came oyt of Sora's ass or mouth it doens;t matter which but tehy unfused. GOD DAMMIT sed sore cartmanly again. "We cannot win"
