The heroes were maxi emo times neo hundrerd sad and in therr ship tehy started drinking beer contasntly and hitting the kids who had to go to foster home and then the foster home blew up killing mioollion s of kids. also the PS2 was fucked. Anyway it was THE DARKSET HOUR.
Then a miracle. Branyd had an idea. "Sora remember Riku sadi hes to powerful to fall in mlove?" and Sora sed "dont remember.' Brandy said "Let's make the suepr powered love potion too poerful even for him and feed it to him. Then since he'll fall in love He wont be too powerful to fallin love anymore."
AND TEHN HIS POWER LEVEL WILL DECREESE sed sora was the perfect plan more perfect than perfect cell.
So tehn Sora Bradny Mr whiskers and Rocky got a big tabel. "we need to dicede what to put iin the potion." Brandy said since Sora and Rokcy were boyfrends then they shoudl jizz in it. "Good idea" they said and then jizzed in it.
Put the fuckin food in the frigde befroe you spill the soda and electricity and die.
Then Sora said "we love the ps2 so put it in " and broke it to pieces and put it in and they all sadly lamented sacrificing the ps2.
Then whiskers was singing "I love you you love me so lets ptu in Barney." so they killed barney the dino ripped him to pieces and put him in.
Then Rocky said "lets put in chocolates from a valentine chocleate box." And Sora said "Okay godd ida the chco e they dont tell you so uyo getting the shit candy " They put inthe cohcolates.
Then Brandy said I I have an idea: Let's put Rat poision in in case it doesn't work so he'll die!
"But we dont have rat poison" sed Sora. "Then let's put in cycanide!"
But we dont have cyanide. "Then lets rat poiosn!"
They put in the rat poison.
And so the daeth potion of love was redy. "Now we wi ll find ot wheer black sora I mean Riku is."
After much saerching the universe tehy foudn that Black Riku was in Five nights at Furgafs world going on a date wtih Vinyl. PERFECT sed Sora evilly. (except not evil because hes a good guy.) Then Bradny said "I'll pretend to be tehw waiter and give him teh potion." she said.
When Riku and Vinyl appered and the pizza place there was the waiter who was Bradny. "Wait you're that bicth who work with Sroa!" he sed. "Yes but now I',m your waitor."
HAHAHA he said MINOMUM WAGE JOB FUNNY! LOOK AT HER LOOK AT AHER AND LAUGH and everyoen looked at him liek he was crazy. Thankfully Barndy had been trained to resist his trollign powers, "What do you want?" she asked.
"he wanst the most expensicve thing 10 times." sed Vinyl. "WHAT SHE SADI" said Riku manginaly. Brandy the eye roll and she wrote down what he wanted. After a whiel she retunred with the pizza and love potino.
Wtf is this? Asekd RIku sensibly. Is it extensive? "Expensive" corrected vynil. WHTA SHE SAID he said. "Yes" said Brandy "so drink it." Riku staretd to drink and said "Its tasting worse than musatdr." After tht he ate eated teh food and it was so nasty he had to shit so he went into the bathromm to shit.
THEN WEHEN HE WAS WASHING HIS HANDS THEN IT WAS SORA CAEM OUT THE TOILET brndy and whieksers and rocky were ther too.
YOU said riku madly. "That's right and we'ew given you a love potion!" HAHAHA YOU tots I'm mimmune rememberger? said him. ""eys but this is a SUPER LOV EPOTION! they screemd and bad grammer.
Riku -you guessed it laghed evilly. "No love potion is match for my power!" YES IT IS they said. "No its not!" YES IT FUCKIG IS ITS SUEPR STRONG!
Then Riku thoguht about it. "Wait maybe your right. WIAT I FEEL THE EFFECTS! YIU BASTARDS!" he screeamd kylely.
ANd since your in love now you're not too poerful to be in love anymoree! Brandy siad exposition.
"REALLY!? Oh shit your right I think i fell the powers going away!"
So now was the time to happen. Whickers got the sink and threw it at the Riku's head. It smacked him and then therer was a big lump the size of the moon and maximum pain. "OW" he sade. Tehn barndy fucked him he contracted Super aids and zoonosis and fucked brain syndrome and also 17 stacks of full bdy herpes because she was a hoe.
Then when Black irku was in unimaginabel pain then grabbed and ripped off his ears. OOOWWWW he said! I DONT WaNNA HAVE TO DO THIS BUT I CANT
He then pressed a life alert on his around his neck but it didn't summon the paramaedics it summoned a guy in a fusuit who slammed through the roof. HE was wearing a fursuit but without the head so he looked crepy not cute. He was a fatass and smelled like shit and had nasty pubic hair beard.
WHo the fucka re you? asked the heroes.
