Then he staretd laughing extra evilly. I AM DRGAON ASS THE INVINCLBEL VILLIAN AND SON OF FAT BITCH! But the heiroes were "lol you fat neckbeard the only thing should be scared is little kids y9u pedo!"

So then Soar had fused with rocky again and fired btoh the kll lasers and rocket launchers while Whiskers threw guns addn Brandy givving more sattus ailments. BUT NONE OF IT WORKD so then Sora tried powerdrilling Dragon aSS right in the eye but the eye was liek it was made of nintendium. Dragon ass grabebd the drill and crushed like a coke can ultra-badassidly.

OH FUCK NO said Balck Sora. (btw five noghts sucks ass so you knwo waht happens next.) Sora and firends got in the ship and fired the EARTH DESTROYR LASER at the world which destroyed it. Then They were like YAY HES DED but uh oh becasue they looked and saw HE WAS STILL ALIVE AND CARRYING BLACK RIKU but moving super slowly through space.

HES CHEATING said Sora. and Whiskers was How do we beat him?

If youve been paying attenitons to the stoyr then you'll know but in case you weren't (americans) then I'll tell you.

"WE havve to kill him in the past before he gets invincible said Sora."

so THen the heors went back to Badass Octoupso's world where the time machine guy was. YOU FUCKS said the time machien guy. BASD ASS OCTUOPOS WAS HERE AND SADI YOUR LIARS SO GO BACK IN TIME TO HE PAST AMD TALK TO HIM. HE"S IN JHONNY BRAVO WOLRD.

SO teh heroes whent to Jhonny Bravo's world and there was BAdsss Octopus talking with a sand man IT WAS QUCIKSAND.

"Ooh look who it is. Badass was teling all about what happend. Your the niger who was dstined to kill Dragon ass but fucked and then abandonsed the MISSION! Fucker"

YES WE KNWO but Dragon ass is toto powerful to kill now and nivincleb. We must kill him in teh past so help us.

Quicksand had a keybalde. then he said "I knew not to give the keybalde to a TULPA! but Badass insist... Badaass, tulpas brains arenot made right and the brains are fucked so we can't trust hiim."

Then Badass said "Sora yuo have failed me but I'll give one more chance. Join and we''ll fight and KILL Dragon Ass. He's in Dragon Tales world."

So the heroes now with Badass Octuops and Past version of Quicksand joining decided to kill Dragon Ass in Dragin Tales world. Wehn they got there it was the blue Dragon and a guy in a Bear fursuit. WIht a sniper rifle they blew the furfag off him. AAHHHHHHH screemd the blue draagon as brians and furfaggotry flying everyhewer. and the heros left. "Now we are safe to keill Black Riku! said sora." "Who the fuck is taht?" asked Badass but tehy were too lazy to tell him.

So they went to the fututre but Quicksadn stayed behind. "Why?" asked Sora. "It's becasue he's from the past so our presetn is his future and going to the future would be his future of the future adn you can't go past the future or past rememebr?"

BUT WHEN TWHY GOT TO TEH FUTURE BADASS I MEAN DRAGON ASS WAS STILL TEHre

HOW?! asked Sora screeming. "Maybe he came back to life somehow in teh past but we'll never know when"

BUT IF WE CANT KILL HIM THEN... "we can't ge tto black riku. We failed Sora so sorry"

So then it wwas the DARKEST HOUR AGIAN. So much aws the dark hour taht everyone had became goth fags, and then crawlign in the skin complete with slit wrists. Then one day when sora was needeed black lipstick he went to Rocky's room.

BIUT WHEN HE GOT TEHRE ROCKY WAS DIE HAGNED HIMSELF

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO scrremed sroa hammyly and he garbbed Rokcy's face. "WAKE UP AND SMEEL THE COFFEE" he scream at the corpse. Badass Octopus was there and he said "It's no use balck sra. He's dead so he's not allvie anymore." He tehn found a note of a weblink next to the dead body. When he went to teh webpage it was a youtube vid of Rokcy which was black and white with wangst piano music and rocky was holding up the cards with permenent marker like a teenage hoebag.

Unfortuneatly it was illegible cause it was wrote by paws. Also sora was balck so you know he cant read.

Badas oCtopus watched the vid. "Sroa he sadi he commtied suicide becuse of no more the ps2. also it was SKYE the bully."

Taht night Sora had many dreams of SKye being punisehd in violent ways. When he waked up he understand. TEH FIRE S OF JUSTCIE! he screamed bad spellingly.