Balck sora was mad. "why you an ashole and hate sexual peopl?"
"He just haets sexual peolpe becasue he's still butthert about the war" said Badass.
"GOOD Do teh exposition that so he'll knwo that why hes a piece of shit!" Said Quicksadn like a true scrappy.
"OKay sit down" said Badass Octupos. "Anyway a long time agoe there is 2 races: the sexual and asxeual peopel. The sexualitys are controlled by two gods: A (his naem is the letter A so we'll cal him Stalemate for not confusing.) and Allo. tehy are compuetrs. BUt one day ALlo was HACKED! He's supposed to be impossible to hack becasue of his monitor is bright red and pink colors that casue extreme eye strain and melt the brain in 0 seconds. However he was hackes by none otehr than FAT BITCH! A bitch so fat taht when she falls down and cant get up they call a towtruck. We think maybe the fat folds over her eyes protectde her and thats how she hakced."
AND TEHN ALL TEH BAD SEXUAL PEOPLE GOT WORSE! outbursting Quicksand.
Badass rolled the eyeys. "Fat bitch was smart. She made a new functin that females all acroos the universe woudl be atracted to evil men only. Men being huge maginas who would do anytihng for sex started being evil and the evil cycle had begun. Teh asexuasl who had lived in peACE with the sexauls could suddnely not stand them. The men sexauls would salughter babies while the women masturbated. They were SO ANNOYIGN. And so we all went to kill them all. All except me that is who kenw the truth that no one else knew: It was ALL FAT BICTHS FAULT. A bicth so fat that she started a MIncraft world and it said "plz wait extending world boundary..."
ALLA MY FRIEDNS ARE DEAD screamed Quicksadn.
"So then the war was on, the peopel fought for many yeasr but eventually the sexuals won becasue they reprodyce faster. Afetr that there was a witch hunt against the asexuals and so teh asxeuals pretended to be seuxals to save themselves. They're good at pretending."
"NWo sora its tiem to find a way to find and hack Allo to fix this pronblem. Thsi will radically get rid of the evil lin teh universe at least most of it."
BUt Black RIku didn't care. "FINE I WILL KILL DRAGIN ASS ON MY OWN. NEXT TIEM WE MEET IT WILL BE DIE"