SO tehn is was liek Sonic adventrue 2 and all the heroes started boarding down the road with attenetion all units. At least that was would happen except Bradny slipped and her body sldiing down the road with blood everywhere.

At the hospital the peop were liek goddamn now we cant bring Bradny , that stupid hoe/

So then they went to the place it was a gaint priosn. DA NAA NAAAA wnet the music and they snuck in the airvent. "Im sacred" said Lizard.

"OMG can you plesae not be an d the sterotypical wimp you fuk just go in the vent." said Balck Sora and he grabbed Lizarad by the leg and was draggin him in the place.

When they were inside they tried sneak but sucked at it and were immediatey saw. "AHA said teh guards. ITS jaalbait what're you doing here?"

"I'm not jailbait my name lizard" said lizarcd. "Oh soory lizard we thoguht you were -I MEAN NICE TRY BITCH. SO YOU THGUHT TEH CHANIGN NAME WOULD MAKE YOU SECRET BUT IT DIDNT" said the guards

WTf is happining... asked Sora and the audience. The guards exposition.

Ths motehrfucker is he says is Liazrd but in realty he's JAILBAIT THE BISHOEN

JAILBAIT THe BISHONEN?! siad sora.

JAILABIT THE BISHOEN!

NO I mean its BIshonen not bishoen you spelled wrong.

"O rly? Let me cahek." He googled and SOra was right. "Impressibve that a black person would know that but your ALL UNDER ARREST" and Whiskers siad "Wut?" and yhe gurad said "For breaking into the maximum security."

So then they were in teh jailcell and Quciksand was mad at BAdass's face. YOU FUCK I KNWE THIS WAS STUPID I"M SICK THE BAD DECSISONS FROM YOU. "BADASS OCTUPOS" MORE LIEK BITCHASS COCKTOPUS. and whicskers and Black Sora were "how did we get with these people"

TEhn the guards came back and weere TIME FOR THE TRIAL BITCHES

At teh trial courtromm the jury was nothign but army dudes and the judge was teh General. A oraneg pony was there too. "TAHTS HER ItS APPLEJACK" said Jailbait. He ran to her and got tazed. NICE TRY AGIAN BITCH BUT YOR SUGAR MOOMA IS GONING StRAIGHT TO PRISON FOREVRE!

"HYE applejack diddnt do anything you fucks let her go" Siad Sora. "HAHAHAHAH sadi the judge. IS that waht the kid said? LIES apllejack has STATUTARY RAPE Jailbait!" everyone gasped

Sora grabbed jailabits pretty face. "WHY DDI YOU LIE TO US BITCH DONT MAKE ME RIP THE PRETTY OFF YUR FUCKING FACE." Sora was tazed.

Tehn the judge said to Applejack: WHY DID YOU DO IT BICTH WHY adn she said "PLEase you dont know that working on the farm is so hard (seh could tell he didnt work becasue of his fat) so I need the underage buthole"

EWW YOU SICK FUCK YOUR SUPER GOGIN TO JAIL NOW. GET THE EVIDNECE PEOPLE.

The people came in with the eviddecne. "AS you can see judge this bag is full and tehre's prostate messngers fleshalights anal beets buttplugers enema thingies..."

ENOUGH IM EATING screemd the judge and yuo tehe reeder.

Oh sorry and lastly theres lots and lots of video gaems.

"THAT STUFF IS LOKING EXTENSIVE!" said the judge with a troll face. "expensive" corrected whiskers adn they tazed him. "WHAT MUCH DID THE COST?"

"We added the cost mr judge and she had spended over a thousand dollars on this."

HOLD ON LET ME LOOK AT THE BOOK the judge said and then when he read the law he siad "GUESS WHAT BUTCH that puts ypu over the limit for mangina offense! Only the truly dry and tight pussy would spend that much for sex. Your now charged wiht manginadom"

YOu cant charge me with mangia I'm a girl! Screamed Applejack. "NIC TRY AGAIN BITCH you fuckers are slick but the MRA manospheer people sadi its misandry sexist so we changed the law and nw yu can get mangina offense too."

FUking mansophags strike agian popped colar pieces of shit... said Jaibait.

APLEL JACK I SENTECNE YOU TO A GAJILLION SECONDS IN PEDOPRISON COURT FUCKIN ADJOURND