SO then the heroes left and the Jailabit joined them even though Badass was "Applejakcs a pedo she desrevers to prison." Badass had maded some fried meatskins to eat. Tahst is until he reviled that it was foreskins. Black SOra puked out his guts and had to put them back in. He then screwed al the skins by throing them out the window.

YOU FUCK sead Badass Octoups and you would too. THAT WAS OUR ONLY FOOD

"Liar the golden apples you got them" said Sora.

THOSR ARE FOR THE REGEN AND ABSORB PERKS YOU SHIT. NWO BECASUE OF THE STUPID WE HAvE TO EAT NOTHING BUT THEM THE APPLES AND THEN WELL RUN OUT.

"Awesome I cant wait to get my MITTSIES on them. get it?"

OH YOUR GOONNA GET IT ALRIGHT AND STP MILKING THE REF

"Its okay no one will get ut" sadi Quicksand. Then Badass Octopus said "anywy the thing I killed to get them it wasnt an oridnary tenticles monster but in fact it was a COCKTOPUS. Freakish fusion of penis and mollusk it uses the apples to lure in victims of its raping tenticles. We dont know how the cocktupos's happened but we suspect-"

"Lemme guess fat bitch?" said quiksand like a dickhole

YES and rumors that seh is makin the ROBO COCKTUPOS which shoots not semen but super acid which melts the vagaina like in the saw movies. Also she planning on making ROBTO BONOBOS also called Borrobos that acn fuse togetehr make a giant borobo. Lets go back to teh Grate Archive to find out more anad also maaybe find stuff abotu Allo the robot computer whcihc is our goal in case some peoplle forgit (americans)

So they went back threr and wouldnt you guess it was Balck Riku who was theer and the arm was gone. OMG WUT asked Black Sora. You right arm is gone!

vlack riku was crying like a lil bitch. "YOU GUYS" he said. "I TRIED TO KILL TEH DRAGIN ASS BUT HES INVINCOBLE FOR REAL AND MORE POWERFUL THAN ANYthING. MY WAIFU HAS BENN FLASH SENTRYD AND THE DOG IS FUCKED MY LIFE IS OVER."

Carwling in my skin was the BGM and was Black Rikus face becoming whiter from the foundation like a mime

GET A HOLD sed Bad ass October. ''yOU see Balck riku its becasue of hacked allo that this thing happend and your waifu is fucked. We are goona fix allo and eveyrthing will return to normal finally.

But however Riku's wangst was overcharged adn he had wangst in his ears. NO ONE UNDERSTANDS TEH EDGE he shooted then he flew away.

Badass rolled teh eyes. SORA he said "kets go to the Archive so I can show you."

At the place whihc is the archive there was a pony dude with blue hair on he had skin tight blue suit so you can see teh booty good. "Hello cuntman " said Baddss Octopus. "Sora this guy Cuntman hes works here part time."

"I'm not a man" siad Cuntman but badasss was "For teh last time yes you are thats why we call you cuntman. Just becasue you have a female sex organs your still a man regradless."

"I dont know he's go t a nice booty for men." black sora contested. "YES but watch he'll scratch it." sure enough the cuntman was started scratehing the tight booty. "what kind of girl scrathes the booty?"

"Good point"

"Anyway sora we're not here for geneder politics. Cuntman wheres the messages from the other demnsion?"

Cunman made the computer go beep and a paper came out. she I mean he gave it to Badass. "Okay sora lets go it would be better if Riku were here but whatvere.'

`So they walked through the Archive it was bigiger than Sora first thought and the walk was for hours and hours okay not that long but still a long time and not all the places had AC.

By the time tehy got to the place there was Badass Octopsu was dragging Sora's unconcious body by the arm. SORA WAKE UP he shouted. Sora waked up. "Sora these are the meessages we have been able to collect from anotehr demenison. raed this one and see if it registers."

He broghut down a big piece of paper in glas.

Somewhere in an alternate universe your waifu dreams about you, her husbando. She frequents a board very much like this one and she posts pictures of you, In this dimension you are a star of your very own slice of life anime. She has a folder on her computer dedicated to you, it is over 10 GB big and has every conceivable fan art, rule 34, and picture related to you, She sleeps with a tear stained body pillow with your image on it, She is madly in love with you and only you.

Balck sora and probaly the reader noticed the thing was written with good garmmer and spleling. "blck Sora this is teh only info from the otehr deminsion we have on the husabdnos and waifus. DO you need to knw what those are?" adns Sora said yes.

"Okay Sora the tulpas are imgination friends made by people. When people make tulpas becuase theyre foreveralone and cant sex then we call those tulpas husbandos/waifus. anyways the tulps ar supposed to be not real but a long time ago recently we've discoverd tulpas being REAL somehow. You and the Blacko riku are Vinyls husabdnios. Remenber that the womwen love evil men so will will make the tulpa as evil as possible ethis is why Black Rkiu is so evil. Finally some tulpamancers dont care or not skilled enough to make the tulpas brain function right so sometimes the tulpas coem out bad and behave weirdly. This the reason quickasnd doesnt trust you."

So now yiu the reader wondering what it has to do with the message. I'll let Badass tell...

"Sora the meeasge is talkgin about another deminsion. My hypothesis is the Tulpsa are comgin FROM THAT DEMINSION. Possibly the imaagination world like in south park. I dubbed the demnsion TulpaLand. So sora I need you pay attention and think hard. Does any of the message register? Do you slice of life anime? Have you slept with tear stains? What does rule 34 and 'frequent the board' mean?"

Unforutanely Sora awas too dumb and... -you geusses it black to understand any of it.

Just then Quicksand apper. "I read teht before and let me show you. he said/" HE took the paper and pointed the last line. "'madly in love' see that? thats in this deminsehion taht sexuals do so this isnt another deminsion message. your amchine is fucked."

Badass argueing. "You any idea the cost of the machine made to get thiese messeages?"

"A Waste of teh money then! SEx only in THIS univeerse so that proves it."

"nope becasue the alternatively universe is parraell meaning it probly had a sexuals just like us."

"THAT JUST SPECULATING. The machine musyt have glitcjed and made the messgae itself."

"A glitch that just happens to madkes a clearly coherent message? plsu if its the compter fucking up or getting the messages from this deminsion why arent we getting new messaegs constantly?"

Of cousre quicksand was cornerd again so he changed the subject. "Forget it you'll nevre change you mind. did you find about Allo yet?"

"Nope not yet. sora lets go bakc to the recption." Sora's face and yours would be too was WTF ARE YOU SERUIOS but too bad he had to aawlk all the way back to the place and got to Cuntman.