"Cuntman tell us weher the Allo files are." Cuntamn looked for a whiel in the computer then sighed. "Its on the next level so let me go with you." She I mean he took the paper and then they were whent there hich was a long as fuck walk so logn and no bathroom break that Sora pissed himself.
When tyehy got there Cntman suddenly WAS GROWING GIANT
"WTF you acan grow big?" asked sroa. "Yes" said Badass OCtupos "adn its verya useful thing here."
"Can you shvoe me in the cunt" said Black sora and then Cuntman his face was WTF
"Hes a sexual so get uesed to the sick fuckness they think this stuff constantrly 247" siad... -you guesed it Quicksand.
Anyway cuntamn lied down so tehy can reach the second level then Badass Octiopsu got up on the ponys back and got a book. "EGt up here" said Badass. Sora tried to get up on the hind keg and Quciksand wasnt having that so he smacked sora and made him go to the one of the front legs. when they got to teh top Badass OCtipous said "guys read throguh the books look for stuff I'll go to get brandy and MR whicksers."
So tehn Quciksand was skimming through the book. NOTHING HERE he said and got another one. He didnt let sora read any but sora didnt care hwo wants to skim trhoguh the books I mean honestly readers they were kill yoursefl boring trust me. (dont kill yourself)
Finally when Sra I mean Badass returned he got two more boksk and gve them to barandy and whiskers. "Sora you lazy ass read teh book!"
NO said QUicksadn "He'll get his seman fingers on them!"
"Its seMEN and no he wont"
For once sora want quicksand to win the argument so he crossed teh fingers and even the tores until thye turned blue.
"Fine but Im not reading teh books he touches." sadi quickasnd and Sora was "god plz kill me."
Whoops wrong section" said whiskerc afeter grabbign a book. "Lemme see" sadi badass and when he gt it he said "This is Origins of Sexuality you dumper"
"OOPs I thought it said Oranges of Solidarity"
So tehn is was a long fukcing time so long taht Cuntamn fell asleep. Whicksers was reading upisde down clichely and barndy was fingering self to the images. Quicksadn was skimming through lazily bascially it was only Badass that was doing any work.
"Inetersting" said badass "according to this the Allo he was hacked before to make people not want tofuck fat people. I dont remember that. Quicksadn does anything you read mention it?"
Afetr it was a long ass time Badass was ddeep into the research. When he looked up to check on the poepl brandy and whiskers were nap time.
WAKE THE FUCK UP he shoted adn they jumped like an anoying youtuber playing slwnder man or shoudl I asy slender sdick. They groaned and got the books. BO loked around. "Wiat where is Black Sora?"