"Mayeb to go to the bathroom" they said not caring either way.

"mayeb to Jack off" said quicksadn predictably.

Badass Octupos went to teh bathroom and all over the place lookgin for Sora. He even checked the ship but no luck he couldn't find Sora. He wenrt back to teh others.

Then a thought came to him . "Oh god did he go in cuntmans vagina for real?"

"Nope nobodys in theer" said whisers.

"Hoew do you kneo?"

` "becaause he told me."

"WHo?"

"Nobody."

Badass was confused "if nobody told you then Hwo do you know?"

Whisjres thought abotu it. "Good point maybe I shoudl ask again"

Tehn he went to teh cuntmans butt and shouted "HEY IS ANYON IN THEER?"

NO said a voice that was clearly Black Sora's. NOBODYS IN HERE.

"Nobody do you kno where Sora whent?" sadi Whiskers

FUCK OFF said the voice. HES NOT HEER.

Badss was infuriation no breathing. "SORA GTFO OF TEHRE THIS IS RAPE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS"

FICK OFF.

Badass Ocytupos ran up to Cuntmans head and woke him up. "Not now docter dad" cntuman moaned half asleep.

"No its me badass. Dont shirnk down to size becasue Black SOra wnet up in your virgina"

GET HIM OUT screemd cuntman with more rage then a thousand muslims.

"CHill and we will so dont call the cops." Badass tehn went into under cuntmans blue suit adn back to teh pussy. he screamed at it. SORA TSHI TGE LAST CHANCE GTFO OR IM COMING IN AND YOU'LL BE A PRETZEL.

Meanwhiel inside Sora stopped jacking off and climbed in teh pussy deepr to get away. Badass gived chase. YOU CANT BREATH IN HERE YOU FUCK! YOU WANNA DIE?

Sora keep going until he hit a thign that looked like a donut. BAdss caught up. END IF THE LINE BITCH. GET READY FOR EXTREME PAN

JUst then black sroa tried to go in the dunot looking thing, "THATS A CERVIX YOU MORAN. TEH MUSCLES ARE WAY TOO TIGHT YOU'LL DIE."

BUt Soras black instincet to run from authority too strong. He went in the cervix which he was surprisingly he fit becasue he was slender from not having balls. Sora with enough efort finaaly escaeped to the other end of teh cerivx. But uh oh wtf is this? WHen he got tot the other side it was a big deminsion of computer stuff everywhere. Bascialaly when he got to the other side it looked like tron as if hes in another demnision.

Badss causgth up agian. "WTF IS THIS SHTI? Sora what did you do?"

"I DONT KNWO STOP YELLING AT ME"

"CUNTAMN CAN YOU HEAR US" screadm Badass OCtopus into the abyss of computer stuff however there was no responsde.

JUst then he found a fmailirer thing. "Looks over there" he said to sora. Sora loked adn it was a giant tower of purple and gray colors. (not 'colours' stop spleeling wrong faggots) Anywasy it was a tower. "Thats looks just like the thing I saw in a book long ago. I have a suspicon what it is..."

Sora didnt want to go because it was fuck you far away and he was sick of walking everyweher. However he went anyway.

ewn they were getting cloase they found a wooden log rolling along whichi I haet those shits. ERROR it sadi somehow. "tell us the tower!" said Sora. he then grabbed the face of the log. OW it sadi STOP. But sora bitchslapped which was stupidly painful from the wood and slpinters if you dont beleuve me go bitchslap a tree and come back and tell me it doesnt hurt. anyway Little did his dumb black ass knwo it was a DISTERSS LOG.

WWEEEEP WEEEEPW EEEEPP went teh wood adn then a bunch of Godbots appered. NIGGER AND CEHPLAPOD DETECHTTED. FIRING SALT.

Doesnt sound bad but the salts were fired like shotguns which caused sores and left salt behind thus it stinged like a you would'nt motherfucking beleive. So bad hat you'd probably suicide but don't do it.

Ba;ck Sora and Badass Octpuos raan like bitches away from te godbots they were hiding behind floasting computer files and stuff and finally they got away with asses redder than Texas on a political spectrum map.

Afetr sora recieved super bitchslapps from BAdss they kept walking and finally reached the tower. There was afront door which Balck sora tried to open.

ACCESS DENIED ENTER PASSWERD

Bakc Soera lloked at Badass cause he was the smart one. "I Dont rember anything about this from the books." he sadi. "Tell it t ogive the security questions."

And he did o then the door said "WHAT'S A's MODLE NUMBER?"

"K177-477-N1663R5" said Badass form menory.

"CORRECT." said teh door. "WHATS TEH FRINED FROM CHILDHOODS NAME?"

"Allo" sadi Badass COutops.

"COORECT LAST QUESTION: How musch is the partition?"

Badsas turned to Sora. "Tjats from the book I gave you. You read it right? What the answer?" OF course BlACK Sora dindt read becasue of Quicksnad and also hes lazy. "OSRA WE NEED TEH ANSWER DO YIU REMEBER OR NOT!?"

NO STOP YELLING. Sora then turned to teh door and said "ItS NOTHING. THATS THE ANSWER."

Badass facepalmed and was ready tostrangle but then plot coveincedly the door said CORRECT. ACCESS APPROEVD. and the door opened.

"NIce job sora" sadi Basadss Octopus. They walked in and inside the tower had a big room at teh bottom floor. There was a blue pixel guy.

"WHTF ARE YU PEOPLE" siad him. "I'm Badass coputso and this is bLack Sora" said Badass. "Whats' this place?"

"Guys you must help" said the guy. "This place your in is the sexuality partition. But a bad thing happened... WE GOT A VIRUS Its name is teh MCT, Master Cunt Troll progarm so please kill him."

Balck Sora didn't want to deal with the shit but knew he had to. " oky faggot show us weher and I'll take the head off."

YOU CALLED? asked the wall. Suednnly the wall was agiant troll face. "ITS THE MASTER CUNT TROLL!" siad the pixel guy.

TAHST RIGHT HAHAHA AND YOU WONDER WHERE I AM? ALL OEVR THE PLACE IN EVERY FILE BICTH. Sora ran up and grabbed teh lip of the face. UUGGHHHH it sadi in extreme pain as he pulled it like in super mari osunshine.

When the lip was gone there was much scream pain. YOU MUVVER FUFFER shouted teh MCT. IM SENDING YOU TO TEH LIGHT CYCLES FOR THAT

Suddenly the Balck Sora and BAdass Octopus and the blue guy disappered and reapered at the ligth cycles. Teh bikes apperaed under them and the game was begun. WELCOME TO TEH FUCKING GAME GRID. TEH RULES ARE SIMPLE: AVOID THE ANNYING POP UP ADS.

When the bikes staerted moving Black sora was going then all the sudden a popup appeaerd. YOU'VE WON PRESS X TO GET said the ad and sora dodged. Aeftr dodging a fuck ton of ads the MCT said YOU KNOW WHAT FUCKTHIS IM DUMPING THE FLOOR.

Teh floor disappeared and the three peple were falling.

"SORA it lloks like we're fucked" said Bdass Octupos. The fall was a long ass aand sora was getting sick. He threw up. UNfortuantely or fortuanetly the MCT's face was just under them and the vomit went in the MCT;s mouth. AAAHH HHHAAA HHHWWWAAUUU coughed and gagged the MCT in super disjust.

Teh 3 people weer transported back to teh tower where the MCT's faec was and his open mouth was puking everywhere floodieng the room. The pixel blue guy called a button that summoned the godbots. VIRUS DETCETED FIRE SALT they said. The salt was shot staight at the sore from the ripped off lip. AAAAAAAAHEHHHHHHHHHHEEEEA screeaming the MCT with saw movie levels of paain.

"Quick get the top of the tower said the blue guy." Balck Sora and Badass whent as fucking fast as tehy could up the staricases to the very top. At teh top theer was a console and it had a big ligth with data going to it. "This the wireless internt data stream" said Badass. "I will now get the coordinaets of where the data is coming from." after some work he said "I GOT IT!"

So then Badass and Sora esacped out from inside Cntman's sexuality. When tehy were outsde Cuntman said "Whyd it take 4 hrs?!"

"Hey I asid I'd do it, didn't I?" He turned to Balck Sora. "Sora this thig I got is the coordiants of Allo's brotehr whose name is A aka Stalemaet. He will tell us about where to find his bro."