"STALEMAET ITS REALLY YOU" said Badass OCtupos. "Your the god of aseuals so wtf are you doign in this dreadful place?"

Teh robot made more whrring and sadi "THESE POEPL ARE THE FOREVERALONE PEOPLE WHO CANT SEX BEACUE THEY SO UGLY. THIS CAUSES THEM TO BECEOM TRUE FORCED LONELYNESS AAND ELLIOT RODGER UP THE JOINT."

"...So...?"

"PLEASE WAIT... SO IM REMOVING TEH ALLOS PARTITION AND PUTTING IN MY OWN SO THE PROBLEMS SOLVED. TEHSE PELPE COME FROM AROUND THE UNIVERSE TO REMOVE THE PARTIOSN." more loud sounds happened and the next person was cured. "NEXT DUDE PLZ"

"WTf is he talkgin about" ssaid Black Sora. "Id tell you but quicksand is rigth here." said Badass.

"Nice try but Im not dumb hes removing the brain tumors." said quicksadn.

"NO you idiot hes changing them from seuals to asexxuals." said Badass. Quciksand after he heard it was his eyes were wide with stunnedness. "YOU CAN DO TAHT?!"

BAdass rolled his eyes. "Yes adn its BAD. Stalemate thses people have sefl esteem probelms and have to learn to work with teh sexuality and rejection. taking away the sexuality wont fix anything."(also they need a bath.)

BUt the ugly fucekrs interjected. "Ive been foreveralone so long I want the suffering to stop." said a gy with bad breath (not ffinal fnastey)

"Oh plz stop being overeaction."

"My wife left mae for the evil guy who killed my kdis." said aonther.

"Were goona find allo and fix it."

"Im teh 40 year vrigin and cant get a job" said a bitch taht looked like a horse.

"People your being unreasoning..."

"You dont understamd NO ONE DOES" sadi a wangst charged tennager who could ellito roder at any second.

"Tahts right he doesnt he's asexual." Quicksand interjects. Bdass looked at him with a "bitch stay out of it" face. "All you unsttractives peopel have made a good choice today. The sexuals are stupid fuckers now you feel there discriminating and understand."

"DONT listen to this sandman he hates the sexuals all of them like teh bigoted jerk."

But the uglies were loaded with more argunments. "I suuferred with body image problems all thanks to teh bullying of people. Was it for really sexuailty's fault?"

"YES and you will see teh asexuals are not asshoels like the sexuals." sed qidukcsand

Badss took a deep breath. "Guys you haev a great gift and will lose it forever so stop this hasty move."

"How do you knwo?" asked a hideously ugly and short guy accusedly. "Your not sexuals like us! Its easy to be a sexual when your not the 'beta mael.'"

Quicksand had no mouth but if he didi it would be grinning ear to ear. wait he has no ears eihter. nevermind

"So badss now you see the ugly side of seuality" (see what I did there?) "If there are sexy peopel there must also be ugly ones. This the discrimating and suffering caused by it inevitab;y. DEFEND THIS."

And badass treid but was sucking at debating worse than Ken Ham. even me the author couldnt think of a good comeback. "Look gusy theres worse problems than-"

"Nice falacy of relative privation." said quicksadn. "Thast right I REMEMBERED IT FOR ONCE CONTRIEVEDLY. Why not let tehse people make the decision on their own? I say they made the god choice!"

No one was conviceed by BAdss's arguments so he grunted in frustartaing and said "FINE but you'll all regret this"

BAlck sora turned to Stalemate and said TEEL US WHERE THE ALLO THIGN IS. stalemaert than said "ALLO IN TEH SKYRIM WORLD. DOWNLOADING COORDINATES..." a piece of paper popepd out and then he gave it to Black Sora. "Okay gusy we got it."

BUT WHEN TEHY WANTED TO GO QUIKSAND WAS NOPE NOT GOING.

"Go on wihtout me Im building a army here." he said

"Quicksand quit playing we gootta fix Allo. Do you want stop teh evil or not?"

Quicksand grumbled but deciede to go with them. "Rememebr what I sadi today people!" he shouteed at the uglys.

When they were exploring tehy ran into none otehr than Balck Riku again. HE his arm was replaced with a metal one and he was stil depressed.

"Balck Riku thsi is a dangerous place for sad poelpe." said Badass Octopus. "Misery likes company so the peopl here will only make yu more depressd."

STU NO ONE UNDERTSAND ME WAAAAAHH screemed Balck riku like you readers probably predict adn so the heroes rolled their eyes and moved on.

"How was rikus arm fixed?" asked Barndy. "Most likey due to Lord Wangsgt." said Badass. "Hes the ruler of this world and will fix our ship." You see thsi place used to be sanctuary for sad peopel to seeking optimism. Unfortuanately over time the wangsty fucks too many of them wanted to wallow in self pity instaed of fixing the problem. NOw this world has the reputation of crybabies everywhere.

So the heors went to the Lord wangst's castle at teh top of a huge mountain. When they got there it was like putting out a fire in the ears becasue the linkin parj shit was finally shut up. "WELCOEM" sad a voice and it was lord wangst.

"Thank god the usic is gone" siad Brandy. "Wangst," saud Badass. "Our ship is fucked can you help us?"

YES let us maje the blood sacrifice...

Lord Wangst cut his wrsits and blood fell down into a bowl. HAHAHAUUGYAUIUYDABCOUEYVTAYIUAHISOSADIH chanetd lord wangst and the bowl glowed.

AFter a while of this he said "Okay guys you can the ship is fixed now."

So then the people whent on their ship and flew off.