Lots of luc 2 jaden thx 4 editin I luv u gurl nd BEKKA IM MAD AT U ILL TELL U GUYZ AT TJE END. UF THE PAGE WHT HAPPENED CUZ SHE SUX but i atill luv u gurl dont worry. Btw I fenally red tht stupid my immoral shit tht u say my atoey is like ans all I hav 2 say on fck u cuz my stroy ifuckin awesome not likw that goff loszer like wtf is a goff prolly some ritard. Byw om having a Rilly bad day SO GO SKREW URSELVS IF U HAV NOTINF NICW 2 SAT NOW GO FCKIN ENJOY THA CHAPPY .

I gapsed "Draco wtf r u doin here?"

He ached is eyebrow "r u aurpised"

"Yeah omhfg lyk i thot u wer at scohol nd u hated me. "

"Well i wuznt at schopl butt i do hate u. Voldrmort wantwd info on u fr GOd knoqs y an so i wu z hiz spy."

I began crying "wtf draco i luvved u didny u luv me u wer justing beieber nd we wer gunna get marryed nda have babys."

Her cackled meanly "ew like id have kids wit u. No, im not justin beieber. I am...sum dudw from a LUZER EMO ALTERNATIBE INDIE SHIA BAND...im amy li (btw i hav no ideawho this guy iz but he sunds GAY cuz hiz mame is amy and the only eeason i know this is cuz of tht sutpid my imoral crap u giyz sed my story is like. My story is so much bwtter omgg she needs effin spellcheck lol.)

"Well, AMY LEE, i dont relaly like jistin beiber anymorde...i lik ONE D."(DUD U GUYZ NOTICED INCHANGED NY NAME ISNT OS SO SEXXXXXY?)

suddnely up. From the follor, ONE DERECTION ROSE. UP GRUM THE GROWUND! THEY WER SO GAWT SPECSHALLY HARRY CUZ HES A. SEXBOM ND. ID DO HOM TOTALLY . He even winkedat me and i was socked cuz I dodnt no he Thawt I wuz beyutiful.

Then, the rest of the meneders of the stupid indi band MCR (tht that "goff " amy lee wuz in sirensly arose as well. OT WAS THE BATTLE OF THE BANDSSSSSS!

Pot 2

Harry started 2 sing my all tim favrite song by one d called story of my. Life (FUCKIN LUV IT CUZ SO ND SEXY STUF)

I hegan tp screem happly cuz he was such a sexbom lye OMfg.

BUT DEN TACO AND AMYLIE STRATED TO SING SUM LOSER GOOF EMO SPNG ND IT SOUNDED SI EFFIN XHITTY.

In the middle of tHe song, ZAyn surdenly ZTood up and sed "skrew thid im gonna go nd becom an actridss like livi or Sumthing (cuz playz r my treu pashon)

Nd he lrft.

"FCK u ZAYN U MOTHERFUKKIN ASSKWACK UR GOIN DOWN!" expoded niall who tried to lill zayn wit his wad.

The arn out of TBe room. Harry roledd his eyez "ldt me go get them sexy."

ButHARRY NEVER SHOWRDD UP AGAINST.

port 3

"OHMGF WHATRE WE GONNA DO WE CANT LUze lesa ns kaden cuz utherwise voderment will kill em!" I Dobbed.

"Eell," Lexis sedthotfully "b4 there Wuz 1D tger Wuz THE JONAS BRPTHERS ND EVERYONE THOTH NICK ND JOE WER SEXY AS FICK AND NOONE LIKED KEVN CUZ HE'S A LUZER!"

"YEAH,"WE CHIRED HAPPILYTE CUZ IT EAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRU .

ND THENN THE JONAS BRPSS FESCEDED FRUM THE FOLOR ...BUT IT WAS JUST JOE.

"Jo wtf r u doim like wher r ur bros," megan asked.

"Yeah weres Nick?" I asked CUZ NICK WAS A SEXBOMM.

"um well kevn is marriyed nd nick is runnin for prezident so...yeah ots just me."

"OMFG JOE JEST LEAVE!" Lesa screamed cuz shesz a stupid fukker.

"Kay" joe sed nd he leftt and we NEVEER SAW HIM AGAIN

"wtff u stupjd tard bwkka u dumb birch look wgt uv done!" Harry screedec "god livi os so much hawrer im glad."

"But harry i luv u!" Skreiked lesa

"Sorry lesa," i told herr "nxt timedont be a birxh."

"OKAY LIVI WHAT THE HELL HOW WE GONNA DO THIS HUH" DRAco blestedfrom the otter side of the thron room.

"Ketz play vollyball!" Jaden exprainwd.

"Omg jaden ur a jenus i yellee"

"lETS PLAY VOLLEYBALW3!"

PAArt 3

So me megan aleziss jaden nd lesa (cuz we had t be Nice) wrr playin gaikst Drko, voldernine, nd the resy of dracoks (hee hee hee) band, mcr. We deciswd tht dracos team wpulds erve furst.

I buimped the ball and it went by Lesa who scrreeened nd mad us lose a fckin pointt!

(Wtf r these italiks doin stupid lil fukkera)

U strated yeli n nt lesa "wth lese wat the fck ia rong with u?"

(Hey i fixwd it im a genus!)

"I i am sorry lici 4 skrewjng everython up for u cuz ur so totally better than me nd hawter and sexxier nd u r like so totally mor poplar rhan me like OMG."

"Aw, luv u 2 lesa!" I huged her happyly (SRE BEKKA U FULLER THRS ALL U HAVE 2 Do nd ILL 4GIV U 4 WHT U DID U STUPID NERDD BIRCH)

just agter our team WONN (evern afrer LESA FUCKEE UP BIG TYMW)

Snale turned 2 luna.

"Lina" he sed, vlice drippin in emotshon "i am ur fatger. "

I turned ro megan n her bf in sock! WR WER RITE.

LUNA sed "k"

WE GASPEDSS.

LIKE omg u guyz om so FUCKINN PISSED OFF AT BEKKA LYKE OMG we were sextinf eacj uther and sincw shes so stipid theh cawt her n she tld on me 2 the law and now cathy isz really mad at me. Cuz shez r principlw nd she so pessed like omg ND THEN WE LOST R FUCKIN VOLLY BLAL GAMW AGAINST R GUGWW RICALS THX 2 FUCKIN BEKKKA screened wenecer the fukin ball cqm her wae (and shs kalls gerself a VOLLEYBAL PLAYA) then she told on Cathey bout mw tht stupid Bitch. J still luv but im not aure if ican ever 2give u 4 wht uv done i problu will get im big trubblw qith my parwnts im just so happy kazzmin underands luv u wit all my hart gurl.