and you thought you'd seen the last of me

Hello, you poor and traumatized readers! It is I, "Britney", a self admitting troll right here! For those of you who have actually read through from chapter one, well done. I applaud you, for I don't know I could have stood without a good commentary (God knows that's what I needed for My Immortal).

I didn't really have a reason to really write this, but I figured it'd be fun to horribly exaggerate the popular girls at my school so that everyone on Fanfiction could laugh at all the stupid things they do, much like my best friend and I. (Just so you know, any characters are not found in canon are based on real people. Although they are exaggerated, this is seriously how they act.)

Interesting Facts About the Story and It's Making:

The only account that I personally ran in the making of this story was this one, and I actually flamed with real account on occasion. The account, rebekkatheglorious, is ran by my best friend/world domination partner, and she really did hack into my account for the hacked chapter. Contarary to popular belief, we are not the same person. I am also not "Lesa's Fanclub".

When Ginny was refered to in the sixth chapter as "Tummy", I was actually autocorrected by my phone, and when I went through proofreading, I thought the mistake was so hilarious, I kept it.

My phone actually kept trying to autocorrect "bitch" to "birch", so at some point I just let it go...let it gooooooooo!

Hermione, Ginny and Luna are supposed to be my best friend, myself, and another one of our friends inserted into the story purely to mock Olivia. This is why they had better grammar than anybody else. This is also why Luna was mentioned to a been seen on Valentine's Day with Matt Smith (Robin is madly in love with Matt) and why Hermione attacked Olivia (I'm a hardcore Romione shipper).

Author Note:

I, the actual author, want to forgive anyone who was offended by the content in the story anything the characters said. I was trying to make them as unlikable as possible (since the first reviews were actually quite kind to these characters/author), I would like to express that I do not share the views of these characters.

I may possibly make a commentary essentially just to mock the characters and explain a few jokes that are scattered about here and there. If you have any questions, feel free to drop a review or leave a PM.