Blake sat on the bench outside while casually sipping on her juice box. Her amber eyes followed the events unfolding in front of her with interest, though merely observing her one would think she were watching a sports game.

Not four Huntresses-in-training violently tearing up the school grounds.

"Blake!"

The Cat Faunus calmly turned to regard a certain platinum-haired heiress who was storming towards her, pale blue eyes flashing dangerously.

"What the actual hell is going on here!" Weiss shouted, flinging her arms about. "What is… all this?"

Blake took another sip from her juice box, returning her gaze forward, before answering quietly. "Nora challenged Yang to a duel."

"A… A duel?"

"Well, sparring, more like."

"But…"

"And it got a little bit out of hand, you know how the two of them can be."

"Oh yes, I know all too well," Weiss growled, her arms crossed and foot tapping. "But how did the others get involved?"

"Well, Ruby and Pyrrha attempted to break it up, but instead got sucked into it. I think they started having too much fun."

"Too… much… fun?"

"Mmm."

"Blake… they demolished the fountain! And that tower looks to be dangerously close to collapsing!"

Blake nodded amicably, her eyes never leaving the scene in front of her. "So it would seem."

"But… Aren't you going to do anything?" Weiss asked frantically.

"Nope."

"...No?!"

"Weiss… come sit."

The heiress stood there, sputtering incoherently, before Blake grabbed her by the arm and gently pulled her onto the bench next to her.

"Just watch."

The two of them observed the melee in progress. No punches were pulled, and from what they could tell the sides had shifted so that now it was Ruby and Pyrrha against Nora and Yang. The hammer-wielder managed to get a good strike in, sending the petite brunette sailing across the yard and into an already-crumbling wall. She eagerly bounced right back up to return to the fray.

"Shouldn't we be intervening?" Weiss persisted quietly after a few more minutes, though her own pale blue eyes were affixed on Yang as the blonde brawler engaged Pyrrha, hair flying out wildly and a wide grin on her face.

"No need." Blake inclined her head towards a visibly seething Glynda Goodwitch as she strode across the grounds, riding crop clutched determinedly in her hand.

Weiss winced at the volume of the verbal lashing now descending upon the heads of the former combatants. "And now they're in trouble."

"They were in trouble the moment they began breaking things," Blake smiled slightly. "At least this way they had their fun."

"Really?" Weiss shook her head, grumbling. "I just… I can't believe you let that go on so long."

"Are you kidding me?" Blake smirked. "Tell me watching that wasn't the sexiest thing ever."

Weiss blushed, thinking on how absolutely glorious it was to see her girlfriend in all her magnificence as she fought. "Well, y- yes, I suppose," she stammered. "But-"

"No buts," Blake insisted. "Sexiest. Thing. Ever."

"Fine, yes," Weiss huffed.

The raven-haired girl's smirk increased. "Dibs on the room."

Weiss turned towards her teammate, gaping incredulously. "Of all the underhanded…"

Giggling, Blake finally rose to her feet as the four girls trudged towards them sheepishly. Pyrrha in particular looked more abashed than ever before at the scolding she'd received.

Wordlessly, the Cat Faunus stepped forward, grabbed Ruby and Pyrrha by their hands, and dragged them off towards the dorm.

Weiss could only stare after them, speechless. She didn't even notice Nora's departure, shaken out of her reverie by Yang's gentle hand on her shoulder.

"Um, so what was all that about?" Yang asked, her free hand rubbing the back of her neck and with a half-grin on her face.

The heiress whirled on her girlfriend with a glint in her eyes. "You, me, storage closet. Now. No arguments."

Yang barked out a merry laugh as Weiss grabbed her by the hand and marched off with her towards the classrooms.

"No arguments from me, princess!"

A/N: Definitely better than watching sports. I have fun writing Weiss and Blake's interactions, they oftentimes seem like the only sane ones on their team.

So, from the reviews, I'm gonna go with Blue Bean as the female version of Blue Balls. (I like that better than Blue Clit, honestly.) Thanks for the education. The more you learn… Purruby Rainbow!

Also, new A Thorny Bind posted up last night with more fluffy smut goodness! This one features our lovely Freezerburn yet again, but with an additional and unexpected guest. Enjoy!

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