So sorry that I have been late on updating a new chapter but a girl has to work hard in school since I'm on the honor roll. But enough about that, on our last chapter we heard how Naruto was tricked by the evil Mizuki and how he was also able to learn two of his amazing jutsu and gain his headband!
Hinata: N-Naruto-kun I-is r-really s-strong.
Iloveallanime15: I'll say. And those new chapters are making him more and more like a superman. *Shyly looks at Hinata*
Plus, you seem to be ready to finally put the moves on that boy now that you've confessed.
*Hinata blushes madly, while waving her hands*: W-W-W-W-What!
Iloveallanime15: Lol, I love messing with you. Anyway, we got to get started because in this chapter, we gain another crazy-loving ninja who is like a mini Naruto to me. Brace yourselves, because it's going to be EPIC!
Disclaimer: Iloveallanime15 does not own Naruto and knows that she never will.
Iloveallanime15: Stupid Disclaimer…..
"Um, kid, are you sure you want to take your picture like this?" A photographer asked questiongly as he set up his camera. Naruto waved his hands towards him in exasperation.
"Yes! Now take the picture man!" The man shrugged and took the photo.
"Whatever kid,"
Naruto grinned to himself while wearing his new headband and was sitting in front of the Hokage and Iruka and other chunnin. The hokage looked at Naruto's picture and then sighed.
"Take it again," Naruto gaped at him.
"What! It was an awesome picture!" The hokage held the picture up to him. Naruto was sticking his tongue out like crazy and his face was covered in white paint and had red markings around his face and was wearing his green goggles. Naruto grinned at the sight of his picture.
"Come on, Old man, I wanted to capture my true ways," Iruka twitched with irritation. He stood up and slammed his palms onto the table.
"Now, Listen, Naruto, you're a genin, which means you have the responsibility as one and have to act like one," Naruto wasn't really paying attention to his speech because some shouts were coming towards the room. Everybody turned to stare as a young boy with brown spiky hair, black eyes, a yellow shirt, grey shorts, and a long blue scarf ran into the room holding a shuriken. The boy pointed towards the Hokage with a determined look.
"Old man, today's the day you die!" Just as he was running towards the Hokage, he tripped over his scarf and landed on his face in pain. Naruto sweat-dropped.
Who the hell is this kid?
The hokage sighed and shook his head.
"Konohamaru, please," The boy, named Konohamaru, slowly tried to lift his head in pain and smirked at the Hokage.
"I will defeat you and become the next hokage!" Just then, an older man wearing a bandanna around his head and wearing some old glasses and a jounin outfit came into the room looking worried. He gasped as he saw Konohamaru on the floor.
"Honorable grandson, are you all right?" Naruto raised his eyebrows.
"Grandson?" Konohamaru smirked at Naruto as he heard the shock in his voice. He swaggered over to Naruto and smirked in his face. Naruto tried not to punch this kid straight in his face.
"Yea, I'm the grandson of the Hokage, what cha going to do now weakling?" With that statement, Naruto threw any rational thought out the window. He punched Konohamaru straight in his face towards the door, which resulted in a bloody nose. Konohamaru looked surprised at the fact that Naruto punched him.
"I don't care if he's your freaking grandmother punk! I'm going to be the next Hokage first, so believe that shrimp!" The jounin, who was called Ebisu, jaw-dropped at the fact that the demon brat punched Konohamaru.
"Honorable grandson!" The Hokage sighed at the chaos forming in his office and wish he had something to drink.
Naruto grumbled at the thought of that punk kid as he walked down the street. He was hoping that Hinata was around so he could surprise her with the fact that he became a ninja but apparently she and Sasuke had to train together and he really didn't feel like intruding on the siblings so he began to just walk around the village. Suddenly, he felt like he was being followed and turned around and almost smacked his forehead in exasperation. Behind him was a fence, but the most noticeable thing there was the sheet being held by two hands and the two feet noticeable under it. Naruto shook his head and began to walk again, the cloaked figure following him. As he rounded a corner, the figure began to pick up speed in hopes of not losing his target. As he spun around the corner, Naruto had disappeared from sight. The figure dropped his sheet and revealed Konohamaru wildly looking around for his target.
"Where the heck did he go?"
"Boo," Konohamaru jumped 2 feet in the air and jumped around to see Naruto behind him with his arms crossed across his chest.
"So, can you explain to me why you're following me twerp?" Konohamaru laughed shakily and pulled himself up and shook the dust off the clothes.
"Nice move boos, that's why I respect you as a teacher," Naruto raised his eyebrows.
"Teacher? What the heck are you talking about?" Konohamaru laughed and rubbed his nose.
"That punch back at the office told me that you are a very powerful ninja," Naruto couldn't help but feel his ego inflated at the thought of being more powerful than Sasuke.
"Well, when you put it that way, of course I'll be your teacher; after all I am the most powerful ninja ever!" Naruto laughed and Konohamaru grinned. Naruto turned to Konohamaru, looking serious.
"Very well, for you praise, I shall teach you my best jutsu there is that can even immobilize the hokage himself!" Konohamaru's eyes widened at the news. He held his hands in front of Naruto, pleading.
"Oh, you got to teach me what it is!" Naruto grinned.
"All right, first a demonstration!"
*2 minutes later*
Sarutobi was calmly walking through the halls of the hokage building, smoking his pipe. Naruto and Konohamaru were silently waiting on a ledge on the ceiling. Naruto held up a finger to silence Konohamaru. He looked excitedly on and nodded. Naruto grinned as leapt down and landed in front of Sarutobi. He looked shock as he saw Naruto come out of nowhere. Naruto held up two fingers's and put them together.
"Transform!" Just then, a white smoke appeared and Naruto disappeared, leaving behind a woman with Double D's and white clouds covering her *ahem* womanly areas. She winked at Sarutobi.
"Hokage-sama," The Naru-woman cooed at him. Sarutobi gaped for a second, then blood rushed from his nose and he collapsed in the moment. Naruto transformed back and grinned up to Konohamaru, who was shocked but grinned back. They ran outside the building before anyone else could show up. Naruto stopped and looked to Konohamaru.
"So, how was it?" Konohamaru gaped at him, and then exploded.
"That was amazing! You knocked out the Hokage! Now I know that you are strong! You've got to teach me that jutsu!" Naruto laughed and rubbed under his nose.
"Sure why not, since I am the greatest ninja," Naruto began to walk towards middle of Konoha village.
"Come on, we need to train first before you can master my awesome jutsu," Konohamaru ran after Naruto and the two boys headed off to not only learn, but also get hurt in the process of their training.
*A book store*
Konohamaru and Naruto were reading a magazine with red hues on their faces. There were in the adult section and were reading a magazine that was meant for people way above their age. They tried not to attract attention to themselves as the book store owner was working with other customers at the time.
"Hey, boss, why are we looking at these magazines? Not that I'm complaining or anything," Konohamaru mumbled quietly. Naruto looked over to Konohamaru sharply.
"Because, my young student, in order to my jutsu, you must study a woman's natural body and get the right curves and asset's that she has," AN: That would have sounded totally smart if not sounded so pervy. Naruto: You wrote it! AN: Shut up! Konohamaru nodded in agreement and both boy's turned to the next page and whooped loudly at the next page, which turned into a long picture. A cough was heard behind them and the froze and gulped as they turned to see the bookstore owner looking angrily at them. The boys gulped.
"Please remember honorable grandson that you should never read that kind of magazines until when you are above age," The bookstore owner kindly said to Konohamaru, who sweat dropped. Naruto was whimpering over in a corner after being hit repeatedly with a broom. As the bookstore owner went back into his shop, Konohamaru walked over to Naruto and knelt down to him.
"You okay boss?" Naruto groaned and he sat up, rubbing the bruises on his body.
"Yeah, I'm the best ninja ever, right?" Naruto smirked at him and Konohamaru grinned.
"Cool, because you still got to teach me how to do that jutsu," Naruto face-faulted and grinned up at him.
"Okay, so for our next lesson, we have to actually practice on turning you into a woman," Naruto and Konohamaru were standing the middle of town and were looking around for candidates to work on.
"So, I get to really do some of the jutsu?" Konohamaru excitedly asked. Naruto patted his head.
"Yes, now follow my lead, k?" Naruto held up his hands in a sign.
"Transform," Just then, a puff a white smoke appeared and revealed a young 16 year old blonde girl in pigtails wearing an orange dress and whisker marks on her face. Konohamaru gaped at Naruto, who transformed back.
"That was great! You even gave her clothes!" Naruto grinned.
"Of course I did, if I didn't then we would have a riot on our hands," Konohamaru grinned, then clapped his hands together.
"Okay, so what should I do?" Naruto thought for a minute, and then looked over to see a young woman in her 20's looking for apples at the vendor. Naruto grinned.
"Okay, you have to transform into her," Naruto pointed over to the woman and Konohamaru looked over and nodded. He looked carefully at her, then grinned and put his hands into a sign.
"Transform," Just then, a white puff of smoke appeared and e revealed a fat woman in her 20's with puffy lips and a una brow. She turned to Naruto, who was grimacing at her.
"What? Didn't I get it right?" Naruto shook his head widely at her deep voice. He flinched at he felt a killing intent coming from behind him. He slowly turned and gulped as he saw the woman from the vendors glaring murderously at Naruto. She cracked her knuckles.
"That's supposed to look like me?" She growled. Naruto gulped at the thought of getting beat up again. He winched and closed his eyes.
"Please remember honorable grandson, try to make me much prettier, okay? The woman smiled at Konohamaru, who was slightly freaked out and nodded. Naruto stood next to him, his face puffy and bruised. The lady smiled at Konohamaru and walked away. Konohamaru exhaled softly.
"Boy, she was scary,"
"Why do I always get beat up?" Naruto mumbled off-handily. Konohamaru looked down sadly.
"Sorry, that happens a lot. Nobody really punishes me that much since I'm the Hokage's 'Honorable grandson'" Konohamaru finished bitterly. Naruto ignored the bruises on his face and looked blankly at Konohamaru. He sighed and started to walk away.
"Well, we might as well practice out in the wood so I won't have to get beat up that much," Konohamaru looked shocked that Naruto wanted to continue training. Naruto looked at Konohamaru lazily.
"Well? Hurry up, will ya," Konohamaru nodded and ran along with him. Both boys ran towards the woods, not knowing the two eyes following them.
"No! You made the curves to fat; you have to get them in an hourglass figure!" Konohamaru transformed back and collapsed onto the ground, worn out. Naruto was working him to the bone in order to perfect his jutsu. So far, it wasn't working that well. No matter how Konohamaru got it, she always turned out fat. It was getting exhausting. Naruto saw how tired he was and sighed.
"Well, let's take a break for now," Konohamaru nodded and sat down on a log. Naruto sat down and looked as Konohamaru caught his breath.
"Hey, teacher?" Naruto raised an eyebrow.
"What's up?" Konohamaru grinned at him and rubbed the back of his head.
"I was wondering if you could let me try on your headband for awhile. You know, to see what it feels like," Naruto shook his head back and forth.
"No can do," Konohamaru gaped.
"But, why?" Naruto smirked and shifted his headband on his forehead.
"This headband was given to by Iruka-sensei after I won my first battle while he was trying to save my life. This headband is the symbol that I am worthy of being a Konoha Shinobi and that I am strong enough to become Hokage. Believe it!" Konohamaru awed at his boldness.
"Cool," Just then, a rustle was heard and both boys jumped at the sound of an intruder. Ebisu poked his head from behind a tree and gasped at Konohamaru.
"Honorable grandson! There you are!" Ebisu walked out of the bushes and walked to Konohamaru. He pushed his dark sunglasses up his face.
"Honorable grandson, come, we must continue you training, there's no point in hanging with this…," Ebisu looked to Naruto and sneered. "Ruffian" Naruto kept a blank face as Ebisu glared at him. Now knowing why people resented him, he was doing much better at keeping his emotions in check. Konohamaru glared at Ebisu, who grabbed his arm.
"Come, Honorable grandson," Konohamaru smacked his hand off him and leapt away from him.
"Go away! Naruto-sensei says he can teach me better jutsu and really try to train!" Ebisu smirked and fixed his glasses again.
"Honorable grandson, that boy is still a low-level genin while I am a full-level jounin, so I could teach you more of course," Konohamaru glared, and then got a good idea in his head. He held up his hands in a sign and prayed this would work this time.
"Transform!" Just then, a white puff of smoke appeared and in it left a young woman in her 20's with two double D's and long blue hair, little white clouds covering her womanly areas. AN: God damnit, what is with my pervy thoughts! Naruto: You must be a closet pervert like that Ebisu guy AN: NO! The young woman cooed at Ebisu.
"~Ebisu-sensei~" Ebisu gaped in horror at the Konohamaru-woman. She transformed back into Konohamaru, who had a scowl on his face.
"Hey, how come he didn't react like grandpa did?" Ebisu gaped for a few seconds, and then exploded.
"HONARABLE GRANDSON! Where on earth did you learn such a vulgar and disgraceful jutsu! I bet it was this ruffian here! Come, let's leave and practice real Jutsu's!" Ebisu grabbed Konohamaru's arm and tried to drag him away, but Konohamaru was not budging. He glared at Ebisu.
"No! I'm tired of learning nothing but safety rules and all that! I want to be a real ninja! Not just the Hokage's grandson! Let me go! Let go!" Konohamaru struggled with Ebisu and Naruto decided that it was time to finish this.
"Shadow clone jutsu!" Konohamaru and Ebisu stopped arguing and Konohamaru looked in shock as he saw dozens of Naruto's around them. Ebisu smirked and walked to the middle if the forest floor, pushing his glasses.
"Ah, so the rumor's were true, you did learn something from the forbidden scroll, well no matter, this may have worked on a traitor like Mizuki, but alas, I am an elite jounin and you are just a simple genin," The Naruto's smirked and all held up a hand sign.
"Transform," Just then, all the Naruto's were replaced with She-Naruto, who were completely bare except with clouds covering their womanly areas.
"~Ebisu-sama~" They all cooed as the grabbed the shocked Ebisu, who was trying to hide his nosebleed. Konohamaru was still gaping at the scene. Far away, the Hokage was wiping away a bloody nose as he grumbled under his breath 'Damn Jutsu'.
Now, back to the scene. Ebisu was lying on the ground passed out from blood loss and was wearing an idiotic look on his face. Konohamaru was standing over him and looking down on him.
"Is he going to be okay?" Naruto shrugged and put his heads behind his head.
"Don't know, that's the first time I ever used that jutsu like that," Konohamaru looked calmly at Naruto.
"You lied to me," Naruto raised one of his eyebrows. Konohamaru continued to talk.
"You said that the sexy jutsu was your best jutsu, but what I saw proved that it wasn't it," Konohamaru looked determinedly at Naruto.
"So I'll make a jutsu that will surpass you in every way, count on it! From now on, we're rivals!" Konohamaru ran but he looked back and smirked.
"I won't lose, boss!" With that, Konohamaru ran away and Naruto smiled as he left, leaving Ebisu on the ground. The Hokage smiled as he looked in his globe.
"Naruto Uzumaki, you will create great things in your life,"
Okay, so I know it's been awhile since I last posted, but I have been so busy with life and everything. Our government is trying to pass a law making schools in NY state pay over 1,500 dollars for each student and that's going to hurt my school by 13%. So I've been busy with protest letters, getting ready for final's, fixing up my bedroom, plus just emotional things in my life. So as far as my other stories, I will try to update them, but it may take months for me. I hope you guys can be patient and remember No flames, because those just suck. Bye!