Anime in Kindergarten Chapter 2, a Naruto + One Piece Crossover fanfic
Note: The following is a fictional parody. If you are offended easily, please leave and have a nice day
Edited/Co-Written by DragonBall787
Chapter 2 - Clubs and Powers
Everyone in class C4 was silent, taking an extremely hard math test, which only the smartest of students could pass.
"Two plus four!? That equals...nghhhhh!" Natsu started to think in an intense fashion, a vein throbbed on the side of his head. Mr. Colgeen took notice and groaned.
"Alright class pencil downs!" He yelled, but only about three people listened and the rest continued to write.
"LAST ONE TO DROP THEIR PENCIL IS A BUTTHEAD!" He yelled aloud causing everyone to put their pencils down in the blink of an eye.
Mr. Colgreen continued, "Anyway, after school is open today, meaning all second to fifth graders can stay and play cool games and join neat clubs,"
"And you needed to tell us that because?" Nami retorted rhetorically.
"I don't know, I hate you guys...now get out!" Mr. Colgeen snapped as the bell rung as if on cue.
"Man, I can't believe these guys get to have fun AT SCHOOL, that's oxymoronic..." Ichigo stated as he, Natsu and Naruto strolled down the hallway and out to the front of the school. Strangely, Luffy was nowhere to be found.
"I know ri- where's Luffy?"
As Naruto said that, two arms yanked the three by their collars and pulled them into a large bush, "Say no more guys, I have made a club of my own...and everyone is gonna be there!" Luffy gave a smug smile and handed them all flyers.
"Meet me at my house in thirty minutes!" Luffy shouted as he ran off.
"BUT MY DAD SAID I CAN-" Luffy was already gone before Naruto could finish.
Meanwhile, Sasuke was getting ready to cross the street before he spotted a sly man watching him from a bench. He seemed to be an agent of sorts. The man approached Sasuke who slowly went to draw a kunai.
"I'm not here to harm you, Mr. Uchiha", the man said while putting two fingers on a headset he was wearing, "I've been watching you all school year, you're a very talented boy...but I have spotted you with controversial mayor candidate known as Orochimaru, explain..."
Sasuke blinked and started to sweat, but thankfully the light had turned green at just the right moment.
Sasuke scurried across and walked upstairs to his house.
"I WILL BE WATCHING YOU, SASUKE!" The man yelled, a car then passed by and he was gone
"Creep..." Sasuke muttered under his breath as he walked inside his house, his dad was already starting dinner and his brother was playing video games.
"OOOOOH! You just got destroyed Shisui, let's play that back real quick! Nuts in your mouth! Just look, man oh man!".
"Yeah yeah whatever Itachi, I have to go anyway..." Shisui growled as he picked up his belongings, "Also, make sure you do the research paper tonight!"
As Shisui walked out he spotted Sasuke, "Hey little man, if Itachi bullies me tell me, I'll rough him up!" He said while ruffling his hair.
Sasuke just smirked, "Oh don't I have a lot of stories to tell-"
"Ok bye Shisui!" Itachi said as he threw him over the balcony and slammed the door shut.
"I'm going in my room, don't bother me," Itachi told his father and brother sternly.
"So, how was school?" Fugaku asked.
"Eh, the status quo," Sasuke replied.
- At Luffy's House-
DING DONG!
"I GOT IT!" Luffy yelled as he ran down the stairs, however his brother tackled him and answered the door.
"Keep trying!" Sabo said as he walked out the chapter.
"...ok, that was the laziest character introduction ever" Luffy said as answered the door.
He saw Zoro's face and and almost slammed it until Gray stopped him, "Alright Luffy where are the babes!"
Gray threw a record and it landed perfectly in the record player, he and Zoro ran in and started dancing, for about two seconds.
"This isn't a party!" Zoro exclaimed.
"What? It says Luffy's party on the flyer!" Nami said as she came out nowhere.
"Really? False alarm guys!" Gray said as he and the rest of the class who walked in tried to leave, but Luffy quickly stood in the front of the door, "WAIT!"
"You guys have to join my club, pleaseeeeeeee?" Luffy stared everyone with puppy dog eyes as sad music randomly started playing.
Nami sighed, "Fine-"
"ALRIGHT GOOD! NOW YOU GUYS WAIT IN THE BACKYARD WHILE I GET THE SNACKS!" He ran off into the kitchen, but the doorbell rang and he immediately came back, "I GOT IT!"
As Luffy opened the door it was none other than Naruto and his...mom.
"Hi guys, I was so excited when I heard Naruto got invited to your little hangout! I'm Kushina, his mom and I brought a casserole just in case you guys got hungry, it has spinach and beef...at least I think," Kushina laughed as Naruto walked in.
"I hate when this happens..." Naruto sighed.
"So where are the other adults?" Kushina asked Luffy, who was busy trying grab a bag of chips on the top of the fridge, "Huh? Oh yeah Grandpaaaa!"
A huge old man walked out cranky, "DANG IT LUFFY WHAT IS IT-"
He saw Kushina and immediately gawked.
I've got sunshine on a cloudy day.
When it's cold outside I've got the month of May.
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
My girl (my girl, my girl)
Talkin' 'bout my girl (my girl)-
"That's just sick grandpa" Sabo said shaking his head.
"Didn't you leave the chapter?" Luffy asked in a confused manner.
"I got hungry, now cut the filler and let's get on the Frieza reveal" Sabo snapped.
"Stop spoiling! Write him off!" Luffy shouted.
"You can't write me off-"
"I'm Garp by the way..." Luffy's grandpa said as he approached Kushina and winked, "A strong, proud, hardworking Navy General,"
Kushina smiled and shook his hand, "I'm Kushina, Naruto's mom, you might know my husband-"
"Ok I don't care," Garp said as he trudged up to his room and slammed the door shut. Soap operas could be heard from a distance.
"Anyway..." Luffy pulled Naruto out the backyard, but things didn't look so good.
"Frieza!? What's that two-bit hustler doing here?!"
He was terrorizing the children, throwing energy blasts around, giving wedgies, and noogies. He spotted Naruto and Luffy, teleporting to them instantly, "Two more small fries..."
-Back with Sasuke :)-
A loud knock was heard on the door and Fugaku went to answer it, it was a tall woman who knocked...and she seemed to have a clipboard.
"Hello I am here to see your son, Sasuke..."
-2 minutes later-
"What's wrong with Sasuke? Is it his grades?!" Fugaku demanded.
"No Mr. Uchiha, he is an exceptional student, but he has problems controlling his anger you see-"
"LIES! Sasuke is a good child Mrs. ...what's your name again?"
"Mrs. Van Leer,"
"Yeah! He is a good boy! I have never seen these anger issues!" Fugaku said in obvious denial, he knew Sasuke was crazy.
"Look I would like to speak to Sasuke ALONE," Mrs. Van Leer emphasized.
"Whatever!" Fugaku said as he went back to making dinner.
"Look I know how this is going to work, you're going to come here and act like you know everything about me, writing things down that don't make any sense, and then you're going to leave and never come back," Sasuke stated as he stretched.
"I do know that you are psychotic and crave love and affection from your brother so you take it out on everyone else," Mrs. Van Leer snapped back.
"...You're good,"
"Mhm"
-Back at Luffy's house-
Freeza slammed Luffy and Naruto's heads together and fired small energy blasts at everyone, Kushina was busy cutting everyone pieces of casserole to even notice
Up in the sky. a fifth grader was flying around with an army following him. He looked down and saw Freeza terrorizing some neighborhood children, "Again with this?!"
He flew down and stood behind the alien who was slamming Luffy into the ground, "Ahem,"
"Oh god it's you! Why are you always trying to ruin my fun, Alucard?!" Frieza groaned.
"Because you are always messing with little kids, it's not even bullying anymore, someone should call the cops on you," Alucard shook his head in shame as he saw the only adult, Naruto's mom, was too busy separating casserole
"You do the same the same thing, but WORSE! You suck people's blood and kill them in general you hypocrite!" Frieza accused.
"Yeah, but to other fifth graders! That's completely different!" Alucard defended himself, "I need it LIVE!"
"...Whatever," Frieza snorted in annoyance as he flew off to the sunset.
"Sorry about that you rascals, he's a jerk I know, but that's why you always use your powers to defend yourself," Alucard scolded.
"We obviously don't have any..." Gray stated while rolling his eyes.
"Oh yeah you're Kindergarteners, well powers don't kick in until second grade. Well, except if you are undead like me, born with the powers, have obtained them from an outside source, or if you're some type of being other than a human," Alucard stated while drawing on a chalkboard that appeared out of nowhere.
"So we are gonna have to deal with this for like two years!?" Sakura moaned as she rubbed her throbbing cheek.
"Pretty much, but don't worry you can always come to me if you need help with bullies or some convenience for the plot to get you out of a random situation," Alucard shrugged.
"Alright then, thanks...I guess," Luffy said as he got up and opened the door to let everyone inside.
"No problem..." Alucard smirked and dissipated into the air.
Kushina gave everyone plates of casserole and smiled, "Did you have fun Naruto?" She asked causing his eye to twitch.
"You bet...hehe," Naruto chuckled sheepishly.
-Sasuke's House-
"So Sasuke, why do you get so angry? Why are you ignoring your obvious problem? It can't be that you have a large ego," Mrs. Van Leer had been trying for about an hour to get Sasuke to open up, but to no avail.
"I don't have a problem, I don't have anger issues either, and I could care less what Itachi thinks of me!" Sasuke yelled.
"Sureeee, you clearly have a inferiority complex to him, don't you? But little do you know Sasuke, taking your anger out on the new kid will only give HIM an inferiority complex to YOU, that won't solve anything," Mrs. Van Leer noted.
"Oh really? And how would you know, I have no malicious intent towards Naruto!" Sasuke growled.
"You clearly do, I know this situation, you are gonna continuously mess with him so you can feel like Itachi...right?" Mrs. Van Leer drawled.
"...Fine! Maybe I am! But what's the big deal? I can't have a little fun?" Sasuke scoffed.
"Sasuke, just talk to him, you guys have much more in common than you think...I will be back next week to see your progress," Mrs. Van Leer got up from her seat and exited the house.
Sasuke sat at the dinner table with Itachi and Fugaku.
"Sasuke let's switch plates, yours is bigger than mine!" Itachi ordered.
"Fine!...-You know what, no! I'm gonna eat this large plate of food and you're gonna watch me!" Sasuke grabbed a turkey leg and took a gigantic bite, savoring it.
Itachi just smirked and went back to eating his food.
Fugaku then spoke of his big news, "So guys, I talked to this Minato guy, and he said we can come over to his house for dinner tomorrow! Can you believe it, we get to have dinner with the potential future mayor! He also told me how well you and Naruto get along Sasuke,"
"WHAT?!" Sasuke shouted.
-Naruto's House-
Naruto and Kushina finally made it back home and Minato was there waiting, he had a very ecstatic smile plastered on his face.
"Guess what? I made Naruto a new friend, I talked to this Fugaku guy on the way back from my speech and asked him if he could come to dinner with his family, he has a son named Sasuke who is just about Naruto's age!" Minato smiled.
"WHAT?!" Naruto shouted
Next Time: The Dinner Party