The next morning, Kali yawned, stretching. Feeling a warm presence next to him, he turns to see the Belarusian, who had made him the new target of her obsessive affections.

"B-bela-"

"Natalia" she corrected, coldly staring at him.

"N-nata-"

"K-Kali-kun!" he looked to see Japan, standing at the doorway, covering his eyes, while his face was tomato red.

"J-Japan?" Kali quickly got up. "Not what you think...I-I swear." and suddenly he reverted back to acting like his shy self.

"I hoped Poland-chan was lying after making that Facebook status..." he sighed. "and tweet..."

"Feliks has a twitter?"

"Hai...I believe his username was LikePoniesFTW"

Kali really wasn't surprised by this...ok, a little, but he knew that it was likely. He just wished Feliks wasn't posting about his personal life.

"Kali-kun...why...why are you with Natalia-chan?"

Cue the awkward silence, between the three.

"Dude, what the hell!"

"Eep..."

With a single grab, America dragged Indonesia out of the room, and to an area out of earshot, and out of Hungary's "yaoi sense range"...well the range she could get her camera in time kind.

"Dude, why must you do this? First that commie bastard, now his sister?" he did genuinely look worried, and it was more than, the "I'm the hero, therefore I will help" act. Yes, he was like that to Karina, but ever since she had become one of his allies, helping with their common goals of peace, he had become a sort of brother figure to her.

"I...I uh" Kali tried to keep his composure, but was getting more nervous by the second. "I'm not really with her..."

"Not really? Explain what I walked in on." his goofy smile was long gone, and he coldly stared at Kali.

"I-I had a...moment...she hugged me...I fell asleep...nothing bad happened."


"like thank you~"

"Saya tidak mengerti..."

"You like made her focus less on my Lithy-kins~" Feliks smiled as he thought of his Lithuanian love.

"Poland...you...you don't understand...there are...complications..."

"Like what? The whole like 'marry me brother' act? Pfft...she's like past that."

Kali sighed; he couldn't explain he was a girl...right?

As if on cue Belarus walked over glaring at Poland, and latching onto Kali's arm. The Indonesian male stopped talking and looked at her with an awkward smile.

"uh...h-halo Natalia..." he nervously smiled a little more.

"Pryvet" she replied in a polite but cold tone.

"Natalia..." he paused, feeling himself shake. "we need to talk..."


A.N. Couldn't leave ya hanging...without this cliffhanger...bwahahahahahaahah

and I Lost power...grrz...will update again...promise. should belarus find out? 0w0