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No Detours!

When they got back to the office Scully decided to pull the files on the old X File that involved the super computer and Esther Narirn. The Gunmen had asked for a run down of the information so they could try to improve some of their systems. It all went over Scully's head but she decided to send them what they had anyways. As she stood by the filing cabinet she felt a pair of arms slide around her waist and a pair of lips make contact with her neck. She rolled her head back for a moment but then was brought back to reality.

"Mulder we are at work." She said sternly as she turned around in his arms and tried to gently push him away.

"Oh come on Scully I locked the door. Don't tell me you have never fantasized about doing it on the desk. I will do that thing where I throw all the stuff on to the floor and we can get it on." He said as he rubbed her back.

Scully blushed and felt warm. Of course she had entertained such thoughts but she knew this was not the time or place.

"Mulder, no" She pulled out of his arms and started toward the computer but she could feel him following her like a lost puppy. She turned to face him, "I told you not at work. We could get in serious trouble and we need to focus on the cases."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Mulder said as he threw himself into his chair. "Your no fun." He then pouted like a five year old.

Scully leaned across the desk, "Just a few more hours." She said as she leaned even more and kissed his head.

She felt him tilt his head up so he could see down her blouse and she just sighed. Just then the phone rang she looked at Mulder to see if he would answer but he was still to busy pouting so she picked up.

Mulder laid his head on his arms resting on the desk and watched her.

"Scully…. Yes, sir I understand but…. The work we do cannot be compared to other departments it just seems unnecessary… I know but… Alright sir I will tell him." She sighed and hung up the phone. "The FBI annual training/partnership retreat is this weekend and we have to go." She prepared herself for the inevitable whining that would come with this announcement.

Mulder threw himself back in his chair as he let out a long groan.

"But Scully we don't need that!"

"I'm not saying we do but Skinner says if we miss this one we will be put on mandatory unpaid suspension pending review of if we are FBI material."

"How long of a suspension?"

"Mulder! We have to go and no detours this time. I will ask you, just for this weekend, to be a grown up."
"Well I guess my hands are tied. This is going to suck."

"It doesn't have to suck Mulder. We get to stay in a 4 star hotel, we get free buffet service for three meals a day, and we will be getting paid."
Mulder sat up at the mention of a fancy hotel and Scully knew instantly what was going through his mind which caused her to let out a small sigh.

"Hotel huh?" He wiggled his eyebrows at her. "Up for a little role playing this weekend Agent Scully? Just a couple of strangers who work with the FBI. Meet at a conference and can't resist each other. Screw the rules they say and make love all weekend as they don't know when they will next be together!" Mulder's hands waved in the air as he painted this scene.

His wild fantasy just enlisted another sigh from his partner who despite knowing it was a bad idea still found herself slightly turned on at the idea.

"We can be together over the weekend but we need to be discreet. We will still have adjoining rooms but we will need to be normal. No role playing."

"Fine. Someday I will take you to an even nicer hotel and we can have a chance meeting." He took her hand from across the desk and kissed it. Scully smiled despite herself and knew that she would enjoy the weekend.