Disclamer: Naruto is not mine. Please R&R. Thanks! Salamat! Arigatou! :D

Chapter 4: QUIZ TIME!

Congratulations! You've now leveled up your relationship status from stalker to soul mate! Good job!

The next question is: "So now you've found your soul mate. What's the perfect next move?"

A.) Promise to stop "researching". (And for Kami's sake, try to sound like you mean it!)

'I could do that; spying on her is too much work'

B.) Stop the "I-just-happened-to-be-in-the-neighborhood-and-felt-like-swinging-by-act" at 3:00 in the morning. Most agree that crazy should not start much before 6:00 A.M.

'Hmmm… so I'm doing it right then by "swinging by" her place at 6:01 am"

C.) Buy another gift. Everybody knows that gifts are really pretty much the exact same thing as love.

'Is that so? I guess I still have a very long way to go, huh? Dickless really was wrong about the whole "creating bonds" and stuff" the pale artist pondered.

Answer: Every single one of these answers is right! Isn't love easy?

A.N I'm not bashing Naruto-kun or anything, but it's just so fun to poke at Sai's current lack of interpersonal relationship skills. But I know that he's getting better at it… sort of.. Haha Please R&R.