Disclaimer: I obviously do NOT own Naruto

Chapter 6: QUIZ TIME!

Now, "what's the very best nickname to call your true love at this stage of your relationship?"

A.) Ugly

'Definitely appropriate but not original… hmmm"

B.) Pinky

'Used by too many people already. And too cliché'

C.) Weak, annoying, bipolar, flat-chested monster girl

'Perfect! Will note this down for future use'

Answer: All above are great choices, but if you say more than one at once, not only would innocent bystanders become sick in their own mouths, you'd instantly earn yourself a complimentary (and perhaps indefinite) stay in the Konoha ICU.

AN: Please R&R. Thank you :D